Sony hate thread

No, Dunkey, Sony is not mad that you bought their games, and they are not angry at the idea of discs. In fact, the next big True PS5 Exclusive, John Grey and the Ex-Men, will be printed on a disc. What would make them mad if you bought these games used, that's basically piracy.
 
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Sony barely tries to hide how much they think their customers are retarded goy cattle that will eat shit on command :story:
 
Sony barely tries to hide how much they think their customers are retarded goy cattle that will eat shit on command :story:

The top played games on Playstation hardware are Roblox, Fortnite, EA Sports FC 26, GTA Online and Minecraft.

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Sony KNOWS their costumers are retarded goy cattle that will eat shit on command.
 
And they're right on every point. The GTA6 pre orders are proof of it.
We don't know what actual gta preorders are (though we can rest assured they're higher than they deserve to be), the 35 million and especially 50 million have no source other than random engagement farming indian and nigerian xitter accounts. For reference, gta5, which released to a larger installation base that bought more games on average per console in a better economy at a lower price sold ~11.2 million day 1, that's all preorders and day 1 retail sales. GTA5's entire first year was 33 million sales, so I'm more than doubtful of these sourceless claims.
 
And they're right on every point. The GTA6 pre orders are proof of it.
Let the goyim be separated from their shekels. I'll be feeling the wind in my hair while sailing on the S.S. Torrent, looking out at the vast sea of free. The parrot on my shoulder will squawk and say, "Raaaah, which game tonight Cap'n?" And I'll reply, "Yaaar, methinks tonight is a good night for a SNES jrpg." And my crew will shout in a loud voice, "Sir, let's play a PS2 horror game!" And my boatswains mate will recommend, "Arrrr, I'd like to see a Dreamcast racing game." And my crewman on lookout will yell down, "Sir! But what about Sonic?" And my concubines will wail, "Don't forget about Halo!" And my first mate will grab my shoulder and say, "Chief, I could do for a spot of 3DS Persona..." And I will address them all with a computer mouse in my hand and triumphantly reply - "Men! It is all ours for the taking! We shall play them all tonight! HUZAAAAAH!"

And we sail into the sunset, with a hoard full of external hard drives and rom booty.... free from rental fees and homosexual jewish corporations seeking the death of property rights. And life is good.
 
Isn't Sony ending ending discs because they are ceasing blu-ray disc production entirely? I'm sure its as simple as that
If that were the case, this entire situation could have been avoided with a single paragraph.

It might very well be the case, but we have 1266 pages of proof that Sony is Fucktarded enough that they’d step on this rake anyway…
 
Isn't Sony ending ending discs because they are ceasing blu-ray disc production entirely? I'm sure its as simple as that
Blurays are still being made. The ones Sony previously made the news for discontinuing were rewritable ones as there's very little reason to bother with them when you can just buy a 128 GB flash drive for 20bux.
 
I was suddenly reminded of this old meme from years ago; fairly certain this was made before the remake was even announced as a parody of how absurd pricing on gaming would become. Doesn't seem so far-fetched anymore, huh?

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Also found this meme comic which is even older lol:

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