Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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The troons are getting uppity. One troon is mad because 2fat4surgery. Another fat troon , who admitted to being fat and needing to lose weight, has triggerd the group for suggesting that being fat has health risks.

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"I exercise regularly and eat a vegetable"

Getting off your couch to waddle to the fridge isn't exercise.
 
nippleonbonerfart said:
The troons are getting uppity. One troon is mad because 2fat4surgery. Another fat troon , who admitted to being fat and needing to lose weight, has triggerd the group for suggesting that being fat has health risks.
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Short people got no reason to live.
 
BlueMandy said:
Was that the beet faced doll fucker?

I remember the laughs about him. And the Gorgeous George guy
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Gorgeous George was great

I remember one qoute where a guy said something like

"so my gf went missing"

and george was honestly concerned and said "oh I m sorry"

and the dude said

"did you eat her?"

he also got punked with the sold a ring for drugs lol
 
northstar747 said:
Gorgeous George was great

I remember one qoute where a guy said something like

"so my gf went missing"

and george was honestly concerned and said "oh I m sorry"

and the dude said

"did you eat her?"

he also got punked with the sold a ring for drugs lol
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"WOOOOOO" *toilet flush sound*.

I can't find the video now, but the prank calls were fucking hilarious.
 
Throwing Romans said:
"WOOOOOO" *toilet flush sound*.

I can't find the video now, but the prank calls were fucking hilarious.
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"We ruin your show every week."

Whenever they took a call George had his finger on the hang-up button the way Omar always keeps one in the chamber. I liked how one of them got by them by having a girl prank him that caused him to lower his guard before she delivered the typical coup de grace.
 
nippleonbonerfart said:
The troons are getting uppity. One troon is mad because 2fat4surgery. Another fat troon , who admitted to being fat and needing to lose weight, has triggerd the group for suggesting that being fat has health risks.

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And if something went wrong during the surgery, the first question the insurers for the surgeon, the anaesthetist, and the hospital would want answered is why non-urgent surgery was performed on a morbidly obese patient.
 
nippleonbonerfart said:
The troons are getting uppity. One troon is mad because 2fat4surgery. Another fat troon , who admitted to being fat and needing to lose weight, has triggerd the group for suggesting that being fat has health risks.

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Reminder to the 5'9" 250lb transwaddlets haunting the thread: you're fat. You may be storing it viscerally (because you are a man) and might look leaner than a frankly enormous 250lb woman, but you are obese. Salads caked in dressing are barely vegetables. Walking through the parking lot to chipotle is not exercise. Not only are you harder to anaesthetize, but your big fat gunt will be at risk of herniating through your fetid former dick wound if you are that overweight. Lose weight. I promise you are not "promoting worse health outcomes" if you exercise more and eat less.
 
negativlad said:
Reminder to the 5'9" 250lb transwaddlets haunting the thread: you're fat. You may be storing it viscerally (because you are a man) and might look leaner than a frankly enormous 250lb woman, but you are obese. Salads caked in dressing are barely vegetables. Walking through the parking lot to chipotle is not exercise. Not only are you harder to anaesthetize, but your big fat gunt will be at risk of herniating through your fetid former dick wound if you are that overweight. Lose weight. I promise you are not "promoting worse health outcomes" if you exercise more and eat less.
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but you see, not being a lazy sunovabitch and not getting to 'self-medicate' with drugs and comfort food leads to my mental health being worse, so don't you dare judge my gunty ass, you transphobic POS.

stuff like debilitating lower back pain in their THIRTIES is perfectly normal. the pain only means you get to score more pity points, so get with the program!
 
negativlad said:
Reminder to the 5'9" 250lb transwaddlets haunting the thread: you're fat. You may be storing it viscerally (because you are a man) and might look leaner than a frankly enormous 250lb woman, but you are obese. Salads caked in dressing are barely vegetables. Walking through the parking lot to chipotle is not exercise. Not only are you harder to anaesthetize, but your big fat gunt will be at risk of herniating through your fetid former dick wound if you are that overweight. Lose weight. I promise you are not "promoting worse health outcomes" if you exercise more and eat less.
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I store my obesity viscerally (because I'm a man)
 
I know this is unrelated to that topic itself but what is even the point of the word "folx"? I get the reasoning behind "Latinx" and "Womxn" even though they're the type of words only used by obnoxious wokelets but I wasn't aware that "folks" was gendered.
 
Vapewizard said:
I know this is unrelated to that topic itself but what is even the point of the word "folx"? I get the reasoning behind "Latinx" and "Womxn" even though they're the type of words only used by obnoxious wokelets but I wasn't aware that "folks" was gendered.
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Leftists have appropriated Southern dialect like y'all and folks and had to fag them up because they're faggots.
 
Losing it at "these are, frankly, not disputable facts" in a post chock full of utter nonsense. Your doctor wants you to lose weight so you don't die young. And if you don't take his advice, he doesn't really care, it doesn't affect him, it only affects you. Why do any of these people even bother with doctors when they will just pick and choose whatever they want to believe no matter what
 
break these cuffs said:
Leftists have appropriated Southern dialect like y'all and folks and had to fag them up because they're faggots.
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I noticed it starting on random subs when the black people twitter and its sub got big, they're hoping someone might have an inkling of a thought for a millisecond that they might be reading the words of one of the revered POCs. Much the same reason straight people on reddit for many years have been saying partner or SO instead of girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/hasubando.

I think the black people twitter sub at one time was criticized for "digital blackface" or something being mostly white soyim who thought a simple everyday observational statement with bad spelling and grammar = O.C. peak comedy but that's totally not like david duke or anything. completely not like that.
 
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