Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Listen Bogan is not used to dealing with anonymous plebeians. As you might have noticed from her very professional demeanor shes accustomed to speaking with MAJOR stakeholders, like super important business people. Also her grandpa pappy died.

Good thing she was by Lowtax’s side instead of grandpa’s this past week.

Someone should tell Bogan winning over large numbers of anonymous people is pretty much the reasons branding strategists and marketers exist.
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BPD bitch won't do anything for granpappy til it comes time to divvy up the estate. Been there. Life pro-tip: don't agree to be executor of an estate when BPD bitches abound in a family. Its a shitshow.
 
JustSomeDong said:
BPD bitch won't do anything for granpappy til it comes time to divvy up the estate. Been there. Life pro-tip: don't agree to be executor of an estate when BPD bitches abound in a family. Its a shitshow.
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Hire a nasty motherfucker who hates everyone.
 
Shield Breaker said:
So, I must have missed it, but why the name Bogan?
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Bogan is Australian slang for white trash and she's about as white trash as you can get.

The slapfights have begun.


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The only semi-watchable Gaming Garbage videos had someone for LT to play off of in the video (rather than him rambling into the ether). Unfortunately that was often Shmorky, but I seem to recall early on LT lassoed the Mike Nelson to do an episode. That may have been around the time LT did a Rifftrax, probably growing the audience and showing a business savvy that has been rarely seen before or after.
 
Logan Day really hit the sweet spot with Lowtax though. On the heels of him getting once again cucked by the SJW on his forums, she presents him with a plan where he can make TONS OF CASH off the frontpage and his "talented, funny" writing and vidya streams. The forums can wither and die as Internet Humor circa 2000 becomes popular again and the money just flows in!

OFC he believes everything she says because it's everything he wants to hear. Meanwhile she can scam him for a free place to stay, free food, and consultancy fees until he gets frustrated with her lack of progress and throws her to the curb in an ambien withdrawal fit. Or perhaps she can win the Lee's Summit Lotto and get preggers for some child support $$.
 
"Ok, Rich. After you get your floppy Weiner out of my mouth, I have some marketing ideas. First, there should be a stream of you playing fortnight and Terraria. Second, you should change the front page to include a bunch of articles on racism. Yeah. Third, you need like a bunch of muckbang videos while discussing the issues of global warming. Also, while doing all that, we burn your ex-wife on all social media nonstop."
 
This insane mormon bitch we most definitely haven't seen the last of, I assure you. She's gonna have some fucking loltastic potential down the road.

"Hahah we don't have a relationship, also I don't drink, I was just waving around that bottle of wine/liquor on Lowtax's stream while yelling WHOOOOOO like a drunk college slut for funsies!"
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
The only semi-watchable Gaming Garbage videos had someone for LT to play off of in the video (rather than him rambling into the ether). Unfortunately that was often Shmorky, but I seem to recall early on LT lassoed the Mike Nelson to do an episode. That may have been around the time LT did a Rifftrax, probably growing the audience and showing a business savvy that has been rarely seen before or after.
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Many years ago, I went to a simulcast of a Rifftrax production that was run in various movie theaters. Lowtax appeared right at the end, for a few moments. He dashed onto the stage when the other performers were bowing to the audience, then dashed off. He didn't bow. He never stopped talking on his phone.

I didn't go to one of those simulcasts again.
 
lmao the depths these sick people will go to in order to justify their psychotic, schizophrenic delusions...woweee!
 
Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
Or perhaps she can win the Lee's Summit Lotto and get preggers for some child support $$.
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If past history repeats itself, she's biting holes in every condom, desperately trying to seize the rare two minutes when LT can get it up and prematurely ejaculate into her.
 
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