Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

It's kind of refreshing that there's a staff member who is willing to take absolutely zero shit from goons about anything.

Uh, that's the chick Lowtax was banging behind his wife's back before and after the latter fled to a shelter.

 

[Manah]

Uh, that's the chick Lowtax was banging behind his wife's back before and after the latter fled to a shelter.

A different kind of staff member, am I RIGHT fellas???

I may have stared too long into the abyss.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

A different kind of staff member, am I RIGHT fellas???

I may have stared too long into the abyss.

I had a staff member once, saw a doctor about it and got it cleared right up.

 

[Anime is Blood]

I know when I hire a "Marketing Strategist" I fly them in so they can stay in my house, post on social media about getting fucked and bring me things while i sit around in my underwear on a stream.

Also when I spend a month with them to discuss important and complicated business they may have to repeatedly just come to my house afterwards. Forum business takes time. A lot of face to face.

It would also help the business relationship, somehow, if they publicly despised my ex wife, for some reason.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

I know when I hire a "Marketing Strategist" I fly them in so they can stay in my house, post on social media about getting fucked and bring me things while i sit around in my underwear on a stream.

It would also help the business relationship, somehow, if they publicly despised my ex wife, for some reason.

Lowtax is paying them in shallow-dickings and xanax.

 

[X Prime]

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You edited that yellow, right? RIGHT?

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

You edited that yellow, right? RIGHT?

Oh shit. Welp, probably no point in trying to delete it now.

 

[X Prime]

I'm starting to think all of you are Botany and this thread is some kind of fever dream.

 

[repentance]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Oh shit. Welp, probably no point in trying to delete it now.

You can get in biiiiiiig trouble making mistakes like that.

 

[A Cat]

They locked down their retarded new offsite to scupper the nefarious Kiwi Farms posters

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

I'm starting to think all of you are Botany and this thread is some kind of fever dream.

The simulation has been acting strangely here lately for me as well.

 

[Beavis]

They locked down their exceptional new offsite to scupper the nefarious Kiwi Farms posters

what a great way to encourage growth!

 

[repentance]

I wonder how long it will take goons to get pissy with Bogan for not implementing their ideas.

 

[A Cat]

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I wonder how long it will take goons to get pissy with Bogan for not implementing their ideas.

This will end in goon/Lowtax meltdown, as usual.

 

[repentance]

 

[AmpleApricots]

Yeah this is gonna end in a meltdown or fucking off the forums like usual

"don't click my youtube links"

Man, thinking about the classic mangosteen meltdown - it certainly looks a bit different with all the news how lowtax probably abused his wife, doesn't it?

 

[A Cat]

For real.

I mean it’s only natural and professional to stay with your “brand strategist” or whatever over Thanksgiving and then fly her to your fucking house right?!

 

[repentance]

For real.

I mean it’s only natural and professional to stay with your “brand strategist” or whatever over Thanksgiving and then fly her to your fucking house right?!

And it's only natural and professional for your brand strategist to publicly call your estranged wife a cunt.

 

[Ilmseil]

I HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP WITH LOWTAX














lmao