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Well to be fair - she attempted to make it in LA showbiz, can't blame her that she thinks sucking off the boss is part of the job
 
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Lowtax is kinda right, but he's also lying through his teeth.

1. Lawyers can't take divorce and child support cases on a contingency basis.

2. While Ashlee might have gotten a pro bono attorney to help her navigate the shelter/immigration issues, there is no reason for a pro bono attorney to do her divorce because there are laws on the books requiring attorney's fees to be paid out of marital assets. In other words, there is no way a lawyer is representing Ashlee for "free" when they could be getting paid by LT.

3. Just because a lawyer would eventually be getting paid by Lowtax doesn't mean they don't require a retainer/court fees to get the process started, especially when the person filing the divorce complaint (eg Ashlee) has marital income that would disqualify her from filing In forma pauperis.
 
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Holy hell, now the grammatical structure of words is cause of nazis!

Also the stupid fucking troon is just wrong, as troons usually are.

slave, n.1 (and a.)

(sleɪv)

Forms: α. 4–6 sclaue, 5 sclave, 6 sklaw, sklaue, sklave, Sc. sclayff. β. 6 Sc. slawe, slaif, 6–7 slaue, 6– slave.

[ad. OF. esclave (also mod.F.), sometimes fem. corresponding to the masc. esclaf, esclas (pl. esclaz, esclauz, esclos, etc.), = Prov. esclau masc., esclava fem., Sp. esclavo, -va, Pg. escravo, -va, It. schiavo, -va, med.L. sclavus, sclava, identical with the racial name Sclavus (see Slav), the Slavonic population in parts of central Europe having been reduced to a servile condition by conquest; the transferred sense is clearly evidenced in documents of the 9th century.
The form with initial scl- is also represented by older G. schlav(e, sclav(e, G. sklave. In English the reduction of scl- to sl- is normal, and the other Teut. languages show corresponding forms, as WFris. slaef, NFris. slaaw, MDu. slave, slaef (Du. slaaf), MLG. and LG. slave (hence Da. and Norw. slave), older G. slaf(e, Sw. slaf).
The history of the words representing slave and Slav in late Gr., med.L., and G., is very fully traced in Grimm's Deutsches Wörterbuch s.v. Sklave.]

(OED)

The connection of "slave" and "Slav" and the origin of both words are very well known and exhaustively documented.
 
Lowtax is kinda right, but he's also lying through his teeth.

1. Lawyers can't take divorce and child support cases on a contingency basis.

2. While Ashlee might have gotten a pro bono attorney to help her navigate the shelter/immigration issues, there is no reason for a pro bono attorney to do her divorce because there are laws on the books requiring attorney's fees to be paid out of marital assets. In other words, there is no way a lawyer is representing Ashlee for "free" when they could be getting paid by LT.

3. Just because a lawyer would eventually be getting paid by Lowtax doesn't mean they don't require a retainer/court fees to get the process started, especially when the person filing the divorce complaint (eg Ashlee) has marital income that would disqualify her from filing In forma pauperis.
Actually Ashlee does have a free lawyer through legal aid


Ryan Laudermilk
 
lol lowt is such a dummy. "but but but the money isnt even going to a lawyer!"
yeah its not like a single mom with a tard kid doesn't need money for i dunno cell phone bill or food or anything in the world that a domestic violence shelter doesnt give them.
 
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Unsaid: "Its the $10,000 $9,700 $9,500, $9,200.. $9,102 dollars I make a month off your dumb asses with patreon."

Edit: I don't remember it ever being in the 13k-14k range?

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Brogan's gaslighting of forum users is getting amazing. I have to duck out for a few, so I hope someone grabs them.

I like how shifty Lowtax is being right now.

"The forums don't account for main revenue streams! I'm Broke!! A single gaming garbage stream when I'm going through a dramatic public divorce generating a lot of attention generates more money than the forums do..............if you break it down into daily revenue! And also if you don't count the fact that $9,000 a month/$300 a day on patreon is 100% for the forums!!! Or that the only reason I'm paid at all for my streams is because I own the forums in the first place!!!"

Also how he is whining about being taxed some impossible amount on the revenue of $9,000 but when he is talking about the $5,000 drop in funding he neither mentions that multiple people very publicly only gave him a combined $3,000 or so the first month to make it a public one time donation nor that if you use his crybaby bitch math the remaining $2,000 would have only actually been $1,000 given to him.

So he is downplaying his profit by half and exaggerating his losses by 5x. This shit is textbook addict behavior. He knows he needs more money so his losses are insurmountable and his gains are insignificant.

Feel bad for him! His forums pay for themselves and he only clears $54,000 a year on patreon even after his claim of 50% taxation! That's barely a middle class wage on it's own if you don't include the revenue from his streams or forums!!
 
even in the unlikely scenario that ashlii is actually using the gfm money to get out of the shelter or something and not a lawyer i think most of the people donated for the wellbeing of the kid in the first place so i doubt anyone would really have a problem with that.
 
My wife is fraudulently claiming she needs money for a lawyer, she's actually using it to feed herself and my daughter! Bitch might even try to move out of a domestic violence shelter! Fucking cunt!
 
Can't believe they actually scrapped the gas chamber and were starting to complain about leper's colony

Wait they perma'd yobgoblin after a troon complained about them stealing their art for an AV? Koala's March is back? It really is a shit show
made an account to post this
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scarboil.com & breadnroses.club lmfao
 

Listen Bogan is not used to dealing with anonymous plebeians. As you might have noticed from her very professional demeanor shes accustomed to speaking with MAJOR stakeholders, like super important business people. Also her grandpa pappy died.

Good thing she was by Lowtax’s side instead of grandpa’s this past week.

Someone should tell Bogan winning over large numbers of anonymous people is pretty much the reasons branding strategists and marketers exist.
 
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