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Karnegal / Ada Freyja Korman / Adam Spenser Korman
Post-op Marilyn Manson looking troon with a huge enabler of a wife.

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Address: 379 Walden St Apt 3, Cambridge, MA 02138-1363
Date of birth: September 2, 1985
Wife's dob: March 25, 1986
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SA SRS chronicles including details about the feelings of his new neo-vagina and shoving things up it (doctor gave me too much depth):
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Thanks to @zedkissed60 for his great help with this.

In case anyone was curious, data specialist I is a low level worker drone at amazon. Non officer level, average total comp is around 82k a year. Not ideal for Cambridge, MA, given that the typical home runs 851k.

Amazon's job postings for this role spell it out as actually being a data entry job.

Imagine failing out of your art Ph.D program and becoming a person who enters data into a spreadsheet to make Jeff Bezos money.

 
Karnegal / Ada Freyja Korman / Adam Spenser Korman
Post-op Marilyn Manson looking troon with a huge enabler of a wife.

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Address: 379 Walden St Apt 3, Cambridge, MA 02138-1363
Date of birth: September 2, 1985
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Address, wife posting inside the bathroom of the apartment:
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SA SRS chronicles including details about the feelings of his new neo-vagina and shoving things up it (doctor gave me too much depth):
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Imagine being such a failure that you both have advanced degrees and work for Amazon yet you live in a rinky fucking dink apartment building.

These two couldn't be a better example of over educated but still stupid. Obviously him for trooning out/cutting his dick off and her for sticking with him/being enough of a simp to be in a professional feature as a "trans supporting lesbian".

Enjoy paying off student loans up to the day you die in a nursing home you two fucking speds.
 
I think its really more simple than that. Some of the troons are probably actual coders. A lot of coders work remotely from home, so no one ever has to look at them, aren't customer facing, so no clients ever need to interact with them, and are basically just math/logic spergs. Oftentimes, people who end up in coding jobs are weird quiet nerds, which basically seems like the perfect person to end up turning into an obnoxious internet troon.

A lot of companies are desperate for competant coders that they might overlook certain eccentricities, especially if it means they can hire a capable worker for lower than the normal rate for the position, just because the hire is an undesireable
It's amazing the sort of company slave loyalty that can be produced by covering SRS with insurance. The cultlike trans devotion transfers over to the business as it is the source of the holy Cosmetic Surgery Pipeline. I've seen it in action and it's very effective.
 
It's amazing the sort of company slave loyalty that can be produced by covering SRS with insurance. The cultlike trans devotion transfers over to the business as it is the source of the holy Cosmetic Surgery Pipeline. I've seen it in action and it's very effective.

This is only worth it with the rare troon who has some killer skills that justify putting up with their bullshit.

Usually, the problem is getting rid of these useless fuckers, not keeping them.
 
Karnegal / Ada Freyja Korman / Adam Spenser Korman
Post-op Marilyn Manson looking troon with a huge enabler of a wife.

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Address: 379 Walden St Apt 3, Cambridge, MA 02138-1363
Date of birth: September 2, 1985
Wife's dob: March 25, 1986
Name change:
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Address, wife posting inside the bathroom of the apartment:
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SA SRS chronicles including details about the feelings of his new neo-vagina and shoving things up it (doctor gave me too much depth):
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Thanks to @zedkissed60 for his great help with this.

Uh, Mods?! This is putting his life in danger! Aran probably already has drone-delivered pipe bombs on the way!
 
Imagine caring so much about internet messageboards.

But lets just be clear, cascade beta doesn't actually care about kiwi farms; he's using it as a scapegoat. The real reason he won't "quit" is because he's a narcissistic egomaniac. Even some of the other troons circling the SA drain have come forward and said so. Apparently he's just as bad if not worse in their little tranny discords. I would bet the red text avatars talking about how much of a tyrant he is are being purchased by troons, not farmers.
 
But lets just be clear, cascade beta doesn't actually care about kiwi farms; he's using it as a scapegoat. The real reason he won't "quit" is because he's a narcissistic egomaniac. Even some of the other troons circling the SA drain have come forward and said so. Apparently he's just as bad if not worse in their little tranny discords. I would bet the red text avatars talking about how much of a tyrant he is are being purchased by troons, not farmers.

Yeah. People like that want to be a big fish in a small pond where they get plenty of attention.

If CascadeBeta moved on to reddit tranny circles they would be lost among thousands of them with worse horror stories, louder complaints about literally every molecule of this nazi universe and even less of a life so they can post more than he does 24/7 and drown him out. Their discords already have dictators and four digit member counts. He would be one of 5000 identical fat depressed men shrieking into the void.

Same concept with Koala's March. On SA she is a valiant Black Power revolutionary that is given extreme latitude. Anywhere else her single dramatic story of experiencing racism that formed her Malcom X persona, someone throwing a soda at her one time, would go up against people who have actually experienced hardship in their lives. When she tried to be an ignorant cunt and shout someone down because she doesn't like their opinion they might shout her down with their story of actually being discriminated against. Her stories of growing up "on the streets of Detroit" in a nicely landscaped suburban 4 bedroom/3 bath wouldn't stand up to someone from an actual ghetto.

Shit, I'm white and I have literally been subject to more discrimination than she has but since she posts on SA I would be permabanned for making that argument towards her and she is free to claim that a cop asking her out is her Rodney King moment. What people like that want is a place where they can be the unquestioned center of attention. If we had an actual discussion about a white person experiencing literal violence on a regular basis in a place where they are minority that just distracts away from HER PLIGHT.

Most of the personalities on Something Awful, the posters that aren't just whitenoise, are like that. I think that retard Sid Vicious' claim to fame was that he ate a can of cold spaghetti and won't shut up about his kid. They need a tiny environment without competition to thrive.
 
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Out of all the things that's sort of stuck to me through all of this, I found it's CascadeBeta saying he doesn't want to leave SA otherwise "Kiwifarms will win." I didn't know why, but it's been floating in the back of my thoughts, irking me since there's something really off about that quote. Not in a disturbing sort of way, but more that I felt confused as to why I still remember such an innocuous quote. I didn't realize it until now.

Something Awful usually used to do a lot of forum raids where they would do similarly to Kiwifarms. Going onto horrible websites, taking screenshots of the horrible posts and users, and freaking them out. The thing is, CascadeBeta's "I can't stop being stupid, otherwise that means Kiwifarms won" quote is the exact mindset the people on these urine drinking, furry pregnancy, ice chewing forums would say while being raided. I'd even bet money that there's a quote in one of the many screencaps from nearly two decades ago immortalizing one of the people in these forums summarizing their scenario as "we can't give in, otherwise Something Awful will win!"

The reason why that quote was poignant is because it's irony. Poetic, dramatic irony. Something Awful became the forum people take screenshots of while their posters panic and fall into a frenzy. The thing is, a few forums they raided genuinely did try the "let's see how they like it" approach of trying to take screenshots of Something Awful and mock them, and it didn't work. Now Kiwifarms is just doing it naturally, while Something Awful users are both complaining and panicking as they eat each other alive. In essence, Something Awful quite literally turned into the same spectacle they used to enjoy. If this sounds sentimental, it isn't. It's simply interesting to me, stepping back and getting a sense of perspective on this.
 
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Out of all the things that's sort of stuck to me through all of this, I found it how it's CascadeBeta saying he doesn't want to leave SA otherwise "Kiwifarms will win." [...] In essence, Something Awful quite literally turned into the same spectacle they used to enjoy. If this sounds sentimental, it isn't. It's simply interesting to me, stepping back and getting a sense of perspective on this.

Good money is on the troon community's cannibalizing itself as the source of the pressure to "quit." CasBarney absolutely adores being treated as an internet hero for standing up to the Nazi mods and their Nazi platform, so the only reason I can see for the "KF will win!" type shit is to continue to be the martyr without clapping back at the community they belong to directly. He wouldn't stop posting as frequently unless his own started to eat him, so I'm betting that's what happened. Everything is still about CascadeBeta either way, and that's the most important thing.

The second point is the one that's triggering gay retard ex-goons like me. WeekendWeb and Awful Link of the Day were weaponized mockery of the exact kinds of pathetic, self-obsessed narcissists that currently run the site. It's absolutely more mature and less spergy to not give a fuck, but dumbasses like me did or still do, and watching it descend into a parody of what it used to be is in turns sad and hilarious. If you went back to 2005 and told busted-ass kid me that, in fifteen years, the site that had one of its front-page editors reply to a dead-baby mom with "Your poison womb is making heaven too fucking crowded" would be run by troons incessantly crying victim, or that guy who made Flash Tub was a diapurfur lunatic, I'd have told you to go fuck yourself.

edit: holy shit I just now found some 2017-era E/N origin post for CB that I'm sure is already in this thread but goddamn
 
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Out of all the things that's sort of stuck to me through all of this, I found it how it's CascadeBeta saying he doesn't want to leave SA otherwise "Kiwifarms will win." I didn't know why, but it's been floating in the back of my thoughts, irking me since there's something really off about that quote. Not in a disturbing sort of way, but more that I felt confused as to why I still remember such an innocuous quote. I didn't realize it until now.

Something Awful usually used to do a lot of forum raids where they would do similarly to Kiwifarms. Going onto horrible websites, taking screenshots of the horrible posts and users, and freaking them out. The thing is, CascadeBeta's "I can't stop being stupid, otherwise that means Kiwifarms won" quote is the exact mindset the people on these urine drinking, furry pregnancy, ice chewing forums would say while being raided. I'd even bet money that there's a quote in one of the many screencaps from nearly two decades ago immortalizing one of the people in these forums summarizing their scenario as "we can't give in, otherwise Something Awful will win!"

The reason why that quote was poignant is because it's irony. Poetic, dramatic irony. Something Awful became the forum people take screenshots of while their posters panic and fall into a frenzy. The thing is, a few forums they raided genuinely did try the "let's see how they like it" approach of trying to take screenshots of Something Awful and mock them, and it didn't work. Now Kiwifarms is just doing it naturally, while Something Awful users are both complaining and panicking as they eat each other alive. In essence, Something Awful quite literally turned into the same spectacle they used to enjoy. If this sounds sentimental, it isn't. It's simply interesting to me, stepping back and getting a sense of perspective on this.

Holy shit you are right. Something Awful 2020 is like a 2000s era weekend web.

The actual funny parts of the internet are just sitting around watching the spectacle of a legion of fat bored white men melting down and convincing themselves they are a minority so they can be persecuted while screaming the entire way down.
 
Out of all the things that's sort of stuck to me through all of this, I found it how it's CascadeBeta saying he doesn't want to leave SA otherwise "Kiwifarms will win." I didn't know why, but it's been floating in the back of my thoughts, irking me since there's something really off about that quote. Not in a disturbing sort of way, but more that I felt confused as to why I still remember such an innocuous quote. I didn't realize it until now.

Something Awful usually used to do a lot of forum raids where they would do similarly to Kiwifarms. Going onto horrible websites, taking screenshots of the horrible posts and users, and freaking them out. The thing is, CascadeBeta's "I can't stop being stupid, otherwise that means Kiwifarms won" quote is the exact mindset the people on these urine drinking, furry pregnancy, ice chewing forums would say while being raided. I'd even bet money that there's a quote in one of the many screencaps from nearly two decades ago immortalizing one of the people in these forums summarizing their scenario as "we can't give in, otherwise Something Awful will win!"

The reason why that quote was poignant is because it's irony. Poetic, dramatic irony. Something Awful became the forum people take screenshots of while their posters panic and fall into a frenzy. The thing is, a few forums they raided genuinely did try the "let's see how they like it" approach of trying to take screenshots of Something Awful and mock them, and it didn't work. Now Kiwifarms is just doing it naturally, while Something Awful users are both complaining and panicking as they eat each other alive. In essence, Something Awful quite literally turned into the same spectacle they used to enjoy. If this sounds sentimental, it isn't. It's simply interesting to me, stepping back and getting a sense of perspective on this.
Stare into the abyss long enough and the abyss will stare a oozing, phlegmy stink-trench into you
 
in 2020, the invasions are coming from inside the forums. Thanks CatshitBarney for driving us out, enjoy your dickless life, hope it's unpleasant and short.
 
I tried running it in DOSBox and it just froze it for a few seconds and then closed it. OllyDbg said it wasn't a 32-bit executable and my hex editor doesn't show any plaintext. I don't know if there's actually anything there. Could be a 16-bit program, maybe
40 pages late, but it could be that whatever browser you saved the image effectively rewrote it. I recall a few browsers a long while back, possibly including but not limited to Internet Explorer, not saving images appropriately. Some of those popular glitch images with text hidden inside would be downloaded without the text, for instance. Unless you can find another source for it, that image, if it had something in it, is probably dead now.

On an unrelated note, for people speaking of archiving the SA forums, I know someone who possibly has the bandwidth (and account) to try and get it, but not the know-how to set it up such that it doesn't download useless pages or follow bad links like the reply or quote buttons. I doubt it's necessary, but it sounds like a few people want the memento.
 
Good money is on the troon community's cannibalizing itself as the source of the pressure to "quit." CasBarney absolutely adores being treated as an internet hero for standing up to the Nazi mods and their Nazi platform, so the only reason I can see for the "KF will win!" type shit is to continue to be the martyr without clapping back at the community they belong to directly. He wouldn't stop posting as frequently unless his own started to eat him, so I'm betting that's what happened. Everything is still about CascadeBeta either way, and that's the most important thing.

The second point is the one that's triggering gay exceptional individual ex-goons like me. WeekendWeb and Awful Link of the Day were weaponized mockery of the exact kinds of pathetic, self-obsessed narcissists that currently run the site. It's absolutely more mature and less spergy to not give a fuck, but dumbasses like me did or still do, and watching it descend into a parody of what it used to be is in turns sad and hilarious. If you went back to 2005 and told busted-ass kid me that, in fifteen years, the site that had one of its front-page editors reply to a dead-baby mom with "Your poison womb is making heaven too fucking crowded" would be run by troons incessantly crying victim, or that guy who made Flash Tub was a diapurfur lunatic, I'd have told you to go fuck yourself.

edit: holy shit I just now found some 2017-era E/N origin post for CB that I'm sure is already in this thread but goddamn
Speaking of goofy oldschool SA forums raids, anyone remember the Malatorka saga? That weird forum of people that thought they would be able to turn themselves into cybernetic space dragons, and live on their own planet in space? Its funny because SA is basically that now, except instead of Space Dragons, all the goons are turning themselves into hideous monsters
 
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