Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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nippleonbonerfart said:
You bigots need to learn to be less transphobic and more obsessed with an autogynophile's genitals
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There is a 99% chance that nobody asks this tranny about being a tranny because they probably constantly talk about it to everyone they come into contact with.

Trannies are like 0.1% of the population and your average Joe thinks tranny stuff is weird. Nobody really cares about your mental problems.
 
Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
Lowtax's literal spinelessness has translated to a figurative spinelessness.

Personally I'm fine with Lowtax's half-assed attempt to try to have it both ways. It satisfies no-one and it caused his patreon to drop again.
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Sadly less than $100/mo worth.
People on SA really do hate women.

I mean actual women, not men in dresses injecting horsepiss.
 
Ghostse said:
Sadly less than $100/mo worth.
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About ~$200 worth, since its peak at December 4 of this month per Graphtreon. It's also the most significant drop he's had recently that wasn't just people bailing out at the end of the month. Usually for most popular patreons, there's a drop at the end of each month, as that's when payments are made. Then new or old patrons shuffle back in and bring the Patreon back up to closer to its original level, or perhaps even better, before the end of the next month. That's how it works with more successful patreons like Chapo and Cum Town at least. Large drop-offs at the start of a month, followed by a recovery to the original levels or better, followed by payment and then another drop-off.

By contrast, Lowtax had a significant drop during this period. And his Patreon has been declining steadily month to month. It's possible it'll level out at some point, but not soon, especially if he keeps on annoying both the troons and the shitlords amongst his paypigs with his fence-sitting. This will probably also mean less alimony money for Ashli when the time comes, but she can't be faulted for Lowtax's lack of PR management skills.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Lady Gaga performed at the 2011 grammy awards and hatched from an egg on stage to sing the faggot/freak anthem "born this way." She also made at least once red carpet apperance being carried around in an egg. That's where the egg thing originated.
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The actual one and true canon with the Troon and the Egg is that it originated with Mork from Ork, cuz he came to earth in an egg that cracked open, was an offputting weirdo spacefreak alien with a terrible fashion sense, and eventually hung and killed himself
 
nippleonbonerfart said:
You bigots need to learn to be less transphobic and more obsessed with an autogynophile's genitals
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Dear troon, why should other people care about you ruining your life and body? You wanting to share the "excitement" is quite disgusting and no wonder no one wants to listen to that (except the drunk guy you mentioned, he must have been really pissed). No one wants to hear about girldick and moobs.
 
piss challenge said:
“looks like that whore got niggered” is one of his greatest accomplishments
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That was just quoting a FYAD flag. One of the secrets of spooky GBS was that a whole lot of it was FYAD fans quoting some of their favorite old catchphrases, (like saying cuck,) outside of the strictly maintained bonzai garden of FYAD, (where they were too afraid to post.)
 
pwnest injun said:
That was just quoting a FYAD flag. One of the secrets of spooky GBS was that a whole lot of it was FYAD fans quoting some of their favorite old catchphrases, (like saying cuck,) outside of the strictly maintained bonzai garden of FYAD, (where they were too afraid to post.)
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Spooky SA owned, they shuffled mods and let the veteran forum mod take care of DnD, where my younger brother posted the "Israeli Defense Forces Sick Ass K:D appreciation Station" that got him some very angry PMs and snarky replies
 
nippleonbonerfart said:
You bigots need to learn to be less transphobic and more obsessed with an autogynophile's genitals
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"I just don't know why everyone else seems to skittish to talk about anything related to transitioning."
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Because you and your group will attempt to hunt me down and get me fired if I so much as crack a joke or question what you're doing.

There's a damn good reason it's so taboo to reveal anything about your actual identity on KF, while it's A-OK to do so on Something Awful. Because you maniacs ruin people's lives. We just laugh at you.
 
Marissa Moira said:
Elliot Higgins is a fucking cocksucker of the Chinese government and authoritarian bootlicker of fucking ISIS. He feels that if there's not a single monolithic entity controlling everything in a country that it's at risk of collapse and therefore any opposing voices to the hands that grease his palms must therefore be the worst evil ever. He has self edited wikipedia articles that he later cites as evidence in order to fit whatever fucking narrative he's paid to shill...
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He's literally an employee of NATO through the Atlantic Council. Somewhat ridiculous to claim he's controlled by China. If he says anything good about China, it's because NATO is telling him to. Same reason he backs claims by ISIS, the 'White Helmets', and other Syrian 'resistance' forces.

Trip Chesterton III said:
Brown Moses basically tortured caro for half of a decade with his own hand
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Play terrorist games, win terrorist prizes.

NeoGAF Lurker said:
Of all the glownigger ops that have been run, Piggins and his site Bellingcat rank at the bottom. Doing Wikipedia “research” isn’t even considered an acceptable source at any watered down public school curriculum. The CIA and Bri’ish Intelligence can do better than this.
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Helping provide fake evidence to support the genocide of the Syrian people is no joke. It is funny that Westerners accept this fake news as real however.
 

/!\[OFFICIAL]/!\FYAD refugee encampment thread - The Something Awful Forums

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Apparently Lowtax is buying food from Goldbelly.com using his Patreon money. Below is the item he specifically recommended:

www.goldbelly.com

"World Famous" Brown Bag Apple Pie

If you love me you'll buy me "World Famous" Brown Bag Apple Pie on Goldbelly.com. At Goldbelly we are explorers of food and we are finding the most ridiculously yummy foods and shipping them to your door. You're welcome!
www.goldbelly.com www.goldbelly.com
 
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X Prime said:

/!\[OFFICIAL]/!\FYAD refugee encampment thread - The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com forums.somethingawful.com

Apparently Lowtax is buying food from Goldbelly.com using his Patreon money. Below is the item he specifically recommended:

www.goldbelly.com

"World Famous" Brown Bag Apple Pie

If you love me you'll buy me "World Famous" Brown Bag Apple Pie on Goldbelly.com. At Goldbelly we are explorers of food and we are finding the most ridiculously yummy foods and shipping them to your door. You're welcome!
www.goldbelly.com www.goldbelly.com
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So this faggot is begging for money while buying $50 apple pies? This mangosteen sucking piece of fucking trash? I hope the broke brain troon pieces of shit on SA are glad their welfare money is going to this.
 
AnOminous said:
So this faggot is begging for money while buying $50 apple pies? This mangosteen sucking piece of fucking trash? I hope the broke brain troon pieces of shit on SA are glad their welfare money is going to this.
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In a sane world his patreon would take a huge hit because this is probably the 3rd time hes been given a shitload of money specifically to work on the forums before disappearing, doing nothing for the forums and then getting caught posting elsewhere on the internet about wasting it.

The five figures he was given for Xenforo went at least partially to hearthstone.
 
whatinthefck said:
Lol that is the dumbest website ever for fat people with more money than brains. Who the fuck ships pizza
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There's a Chicago pizzeria called Lou Malnati's that ships packs of half-baked pizzas you can finish. They're four for $95 which isn't insane, considering a delivered pizza easily runs $20. It costs about $50 for one, which would be insane, though, much like this apple pie.

Either, though, is an outrageous expenditure for this asshole who is pleading poverty and begging for money.

He's also implying this isn't some kind of one time deal, he's splurging on this shit. Maybe he's being paid to shill like the mangosteen shit, which he should disclose if so because it wouldn't cost him as much Patreon money as he's getting paid,.
 
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