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Their "don't call your fellow goon a pedophile" rule keeps getting grayer and more arcane as it's used more and more.

It makes sense that they have such a rule, though, since god forbid anyone call out potential pedos on a forum where the mods keep getting found out to be massive pedos. We've got Senior Woodchuck, Aatrek, Shmorky... anyone else I'm missing?
 
If I had three wishes, my first wish would be to erase lowtax's existence so that I would never have to hear about SA ever again.

Over 15 years of exceptionalism and psuedointellectualism would be lifted from world history, and that's worth more than Bezos' net worth.
 
8 times now I've opened this thread hoping to see goons being stupid, but every time it's just been... you guys being...



8 times now I've opened this thread hoping to see goons being stupid on the Something Awful forums, but every time it's just been you guys being stupid in here.

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Ghostse said:
ITT: Permatriggered goons can't handle some normie-tier shitposting.
FFS you faggots. God.




That gay ban reason is decomonstratably false.
The only thing FAU has ever been requested to contribute to is increasing the number of suicides this year by one.
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The quality of the post isn't even what gets me, it's the fact that something as bland as what the dude posted triggered FAU, Burt, and the rest of the NEET troons so badly that they banned him. And you can't even say it was some hilarious shark week-tier ban, it was just a wrongthink post.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
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Their "don't call your fellow goon a pedophile" rule keeps getting grayer and more arcane as it's used more and more.

It makes sense that they have such a rule, though, since god forbid anyone call out potential pedos on a forum where the mods keep getting found out to be massive pedos. We've got Senior Woodchuck, Aatrek, Shmorky... anyone else I'm missing?
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Also yo, hold up: Senior Woodchuck was a loser hair-sniffing creeper who jacked it to erotic ducktales fan fiction, but not a pedo.
 
chameleonboy said:
imagine having this reaction to the word “exceptional” before these forums were dead and gay

@Lowtax just shutter the place and take back what little is left of your dignity

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Oh yeah. Saw the same thing happen in a game thread when some goon described something as "autistic."

Five goddamn pages later there were still triggered goons quoting his full post just to go "Um, yikes, ableism is very NOT OKAY" or "So, uhh, we're like just gonna pretend he didn't say that?" or whatever whiny shit. I don't recall him getting punished, so there was that at least.
 
Ghostse said:
Also yo, hold up: Senior Woodchuck was a loser hair-sniffing creeper who jacked it to erotic ducktales fan fiction, but not a pedo.
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Also the DuckTales fanfic was written by someone else who was tracked down by SS and came on the site to talk about his work. He seemed surprised and a little embarrassed that his magnum opus was still being discussed. But, in the end, he was like, "Yeah, well, I was a kid, whatevs."

Sad part is, this means Senior Woodchuck probably just jacked it to the actual DuckTales cartoon.
 
chameleonboy said:
imagine having this reaction to the word “exceptional” before these forums were dead and gay

@Lowtax just shutter the place and take back what little is left of your dignity

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The funny thing is Lowtax says nigger and retard all the time in his unironically terrible podcast. Shows how disconnected he is from what is going on in his forums.

And Lowtax will literally never give up SA, it's all he has. Without SA he's just a drunk unemployed suburban dad in a rented house. Right now he is probably chugging a Bota box from the spout, reliving his "glory days" of 2002-2008 when he was the big bossman of a very popular and good website.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
This is what passes for a "cursed image" over there.

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HMM yes there was totally nothing wrong whatsoever with the Pruitt-Igoe public housing project.
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I kind of like that reasoning at the end, too. Owners demolished their own buildings for no reason after underfunding something they had financial and political interest in and intentionally sabotaging it at complete random.

Also my favorite cursed images are the ones with subjective prerequisite reading instead of just being a picture you look at and derive your own conclusions from without needing to stop and philosophise about some essay. You know, like this:

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