Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Piss said:
Sure, we've got lolcows, trannies, deathfats, all sorts of crazies on the internet these days. But Something Awful just managed to pull out some viscerally repulsive people that were on another level, like GE Cafe.

His hair is kind of nice in that last picture. Otherwise - fuck, man.

And then there's this guy:

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Observed in a goon discord.
 
Brain Problems said:
Goons are so fucking exceptional. If the same thing had happened to one of them they'd be screaming bloody murder and burning down the forest to get names. They'll be cheering this shit on right until the moment they realise that trust-fund kiddies and unemployed troons LARPing as revolutionaries are not the scariest forces in the universe against actual fucking fascists. The probation is almost so stupid it could be a joke.
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I dunno, you could probably roll GE Cafe down the street to take out a police blockade.
 
Tanner Glass said:
Never once in my life of TF2 playing have I ever given a shit about the number of demomen on a team. Snipers, Spies, and Medics, sure, but never once cared if we had 0 or 4 demos.

I'm going to file this in the shit that didn't happen folder.
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Even incompetent Demos can make for some great offense or defense. It not only didn't happen, it probably never happened.

I have no clue why a Goon would even play a game where people can dress up as planes while whacking others with a sign that has a pic of 9/11 on it.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
Imagine hating life this much.

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e: I mean seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

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Lets drag FAU out of his house and bring him to a concentration camp. Make him walk home. Because as everyone knows, that's what is so bad about concentration camps. They're just not located conveniently! I remember my jewish grandma telling me how long she had to wait in line to get into the nazi concentration camps, and they ran out of tickets! She had to come back the next day!

Once she got in, she told me the quality of the entertainment was subpar, and the food mediocre. On top of that, much like the trump administration, they separated children from their rapists! And then they put the kids, in places. Places where they wouldn't like, wander off. Shit was fucked!
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
Let's see how they feel about a gay Asian man getting quick-drying cement thrown on him and his face getting fucked up to hell by a masked mob.

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It keeps going. The one guy saying that this kind of violence is a Bad Thing got probated for a week.
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I say this with no bitterness at all...every single one the tards in that thread should die of AIDS.
 
The Grognard said:
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Observed in a goon discord.
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I see one of three scenarios:

1) When somebody said that, he flooded either voice or text chat whining about it, to the point where he got kicked because he wouldn't shut up about it.

2) He didn't say a single word, and got kicked for calling a votekick on somebody without explaining why.

3) This didn't happen.
 
_01 said:
I see one of three scenarios:

1) When somebody said that, he flooded either voice or text chat whining about it, to the point where he got kicked because he wouldn't shut up about it.

2) He didn't say a single word, and got kicked for calling a votekick on somebody without explaining why.

3) This didn't happen.
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It's goons. It's number 3 all the time every time.

They're the perfect example of that image floating 4/8chan of the person seeing another random person on street, being greeted, and then running home and posting a wall of text about how the other dude said the most outrageous and inflammatory things imaginable. The website wouldn't be the empty, unfunny wasteland that it is without overreacting to everything.
 
_01 said:
I see one of three scenarios:

1) When somebody said that, he flooded either voice or text chat whining about it, to the point where he got kicked because he wouldn't shut up about it.

2) He didn't say a single word, and got kicked for calling a votekick on somebody without explaining why.

3) This didn't happen.
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2 is definitely a thing that happens regardless of if the story is factual. If you votekick someone and your vote fails on a community server, you likely fucked up in reading the room, and are about to get kicked yourself.
 
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