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I hope his cellmate drinks lots of water if he wants to compete with Amirox's.Goon "Fuzzymodem" a massive sperg, Male feminist and all around super goon just got 45 years for molesting an 8 year old
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I hope his cellmate drinks lots of water if he wants to compete with Amirox's.Goon "Fuzzymodem" a massive sperg, Male feminist and all around super goon just got 45 years for molesting an 8 year old
Every time Lowtax posts a picture of his baby daughter she's never wearing clothes and only has on a diaper, and this really depresses me.![]()
Hey, onesies aren't cheap, ya know! The SA corporate budget has already been earmarked for wootstout and various "hosting" costs.Every time Lowtax posts a picture of his baby daughter she's never wearing clothes and only has on a diaper, and this really depresses me.![]()
I made a joke earlier that LowT could sell his child's soiled diapers as part of an SA subscription loot crate, but now I rescind that. Goons are just the type of sicko's who would pay top dollar for a toddler's fecal matter.Can you blame him? He has to do something to keep his existing user base around and being funny isn't working.
If you think that's bad now, wait until they stop paying the heating bill.Every time Lowtax posts a picture of his baby daughter she's never wearing clothes and only has on a diaper, and this really depresses me.![]()
Is he trying to coax Shmorky out of hiding or whatEvery time Lowtax posts a picture of his baby daughter she's never wearing clothes and only has on a diaper, and this really depresses me.![]()
Eww, that space pedo is her uncle too. The first few pages of art looked ok, but then I saw the people.I found his old comic : crossovercomic.com . The site's dead but it's been archived:
https://web.archive.org/web/2013082...rcomic.com/index.php?s=&page=comic&view=first
of course it's a comic about the deep friendship between a lonely young girl and apedogrizzled space badass
I mean I'm not reading more than the first five pages but it's pretty funny that the first character you see is a little girl, probably based on the one he'd go on to sodomise
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Goon "Fuzzymodem" a massive sperg, Male feminist and all around super goon just got 45 years for molesting an 8 year old
Also here's his deviantart
https://fuzzymodem.deviantart.com/gallery/
Why the fuck is it always Star Trek? Isn't that some running joke? I think that's how they found out about that Aatrek (?) guy. Wasn't he some admin of a Star Trek board? There were some other connections. Fuck I don't remember.
The first thing detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan's apartment was an autographed picture of William Shatner. Along with the photos on the computer of Scott Faichnie, also busted for possessing child porn, they found a snapshot of the pediatric nurse and Boy Scout leader wearing a dress "Federation" uniform. Another suspect had a TV remote control shaped like a phaser. Yet another had a Star Trek credit card in his wallet. One was using "Picard" as his screen name. In the 3 1/2 years since police in Canada's biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it's become a dark squadroom joke. "We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars," says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit's second-in-command. "But it's mostly Star Trek."
SASS was originally started as a forum that wanted to make SA better, but Lowtax just wrote us off as permabanned pants shitting IRC trolls. That's when we found out that ~100 active shitposters on SASS was way more funnier than thousands of goons.
How many confirmed somethingawful pedophiles are we up to now?
Five, and that's just the ones I can of off the top of my head. There's the two convicted ones (Fuzzymodem and AAtrek), two still at large (McCaine and Zeitgueist), and Richard "Terra" Jones.
I wish I'd been in the public gallery for the sentencing at least, if not the whole thing. I bet this trial was absolutely bananasIs this the real life?
What about the goon that kidnapped, murdered and then cut up the little girl. I remember reading the horrifying interview transcript where he spilled his guts to the police, and I vaguely recall there being some sexual elementNot sure if Shmorky counts, but he'd make six.