Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Every time Lowtax posts a picture of his baby daughter she's never wearing clothes and only has on a diaper, and this really depresses me. :c
 
Every time Lowtax posts a picture of his baby daughter she's never wearing clothes and only has on a diaper, and this really depresses me. :c

Can you blame him? He has to do something to keep his existing user base around and being funny isn't working.
 
Every time Lowtax posts a picture of his baby daughter she's never wearing clothes and only has on a diaper, and this really depresses me. :c
Hey, onesies aren't cheap, ya know! The SA corporate budget has already been earmarked for wootstout and various "hosting" costs.

Can you blame him? He has to do something to keep his existing user base around and being funny isn't working.
I made a joke earlier that LowT could sell his child's soiled diapers as part of an SA subscription loot crate, but now I rescind that. Goons are just the type of sicko's who would pay top dollar for a toddler's fecal matter.
 
I found his old comic : crossovercomic.com . The site's dead but it's been archived:

https://web.archive.org/web/2013082...rcomic.com/index.php?s=&page=comic&view=first

of course it's a comic about the deep friendship between a lonely young girl and a pedo grizzled space badass

I mean I'm not reading more than the first five pages but it's pretty funny that the first character you see is a little girl, probably based on the one he'd go on to sodomise

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I found his old comic : crossovercomic.com . The site's dead but it's been archived:

https://web.archive.org/web/2013082...rcomic.com/index.php?s=&page=comic&view=first

of course it's a comic about the deep friendship between a lonely young girl and a pedo grizzled space badass

I mean I'm not reading more than the first five pages but it's pretty funny that the first character you see is a little girl, probably based on the one he'd go on to sodomise

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Eww, that space pedo is her uncle too. The first few pages of art looked ok, but then I saw the people.
 
Goon "Fuzzymodem" a massive sperg, Male feminist and all around super goon just got 45 years for molesting an 8 year old
Also here's his deviantart

https://fuzzymodem.deviantart.com/gallery/

Why the fuck is it always Star Trek? Isn't that some running joke? I think that's how they found out about that Aatrek (?) guy. Wasn't he some admin of a Star Trek board? There were some other connections. Fuck I don't remember.
 
Yeah, you have the basics of the story right, Aa was from his first name, Aaron, and trek was from Star Trek. Since he was a big enough name in the Star Trek community he'd go to conventions and people would know his real name. From there its a simple Google search combined with PA's online reporting guide lines...
 
Why the fuck is it always Star Trek? Isn't that some running joke? I think that's how they found out about that Aatrek (?) guy. Wasn't he some admin of a Star Trek board? There were some other connections. Fuck I don't remember.

There was an article in MacClean's magazine that seems to be a dead link now but was quoted repeated on the internet.

The first thing detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan's apartment was an autographed picture of William Shatner. Along with the photos on the computer of Scott Faichnie, also busted for possessing child porn, they found a snapshot of the pediatric nurse and Boy Scout leader wearing a dress "Federation" uniform. Another suspect had a TV remote control shaped like a phaser. Yet another had a Star Trek credit card in his wallet. One was using "Picard" as his screen name. In the 3 1/2 years since police in Canada's biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it's become a dark squadroom joke. "We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars," says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit's second-in-command. "But it's mostly Star Trek."
 
SASS was originally started as a forum that wanted to make SA better, but Lowtax just wrote us off as permabanned pants shitting IRC trolls. That's when we found out that ~100 active shitposters on SASS was way more funnier than thousands of goons.

I doubt any of us had any illusions that Lowtax would take criticism seriously, no matter how polite or constructive it was. I imagine a lot of us were just mad how we and others were treated, technically having been paying customers that would literally get banned from the site for asking about broken site functionality we'd have paid for. Since he viewed himself as the big awesome Dear Leader bossman that everyone HAD to like, so much as thinking someone thought a negative thought about him would cause him to ban people. That's not hyperbole. Lowtax literally banned people for things people said about him or the site in private--off the site, in real life, whichever. He actually did this to people that were paying customers. He tried to act like a tough no-shit guy but it's just a disguise for how fucking insecure he is.

SASS was kind of a proto-Kiwifarms but geared towards the SA and its moderators/admins. It was nice having a place insult Lowtax and speak truthfully about him and laugh at the dumpster fire that was SA's management. The real "comedy gold" was laughing at radium's ineptitude and Lowtax's continued defense of him.

The SJW infection at SA is actually just the symptom of a larger problem--that being Lowtax, and his personality, and his need for approval by his inner circle and friends. The problem sort of started with his unfunny fat friend EPG and his feminist girlfriend Fistgrrl, from what I can remember, started the slow rot since EPG loved being political and left wing at inappropriate times... and his girlfriend? Username explains it all.

It was pretty "Rich" (hah, hah) for Lowtax to defense mechanism over "a forum about a forum!" (typical "serious business lol" goon shit) when they were pretty much dedicated to sniffing their own farts about how much better SA was than the rest of the internet ("The Internet Makes You Stupid") and kind of liked to harass people IRL at times. Lowtax would also literally get people to DDoS websites that stole his content, which seems cute until you realize it's going to fuck up other people's shared hosting and a DMCA would have worked fine. Lowtax obsesses over others, pretends he doesn't, and then uses defense mechanisms to wave away anything he doesn't want to be reality.

Of all the lolcows I hate, I probably hate Lowtax among the worst because of the sheer amount of unwarranted ego he has and how he technically would scam people out of money and then commit retribution to anyone who dared complained how he did things.

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How many confirmed somethingawful pedophiles are we up to now?

Five, and that's just the ones I can of off the top of my head. There's the two convicted ones (Fuzzymodem and AAtrek), two still at large (McCaine and Zeitgueist), and Richard "Terra" Jones.
 
"Videogame has Problematic Representation bc trans people actually never overshare inappropriately without prompting especially not me and my troon friends online"
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*<24 hrs later*

*Shares information about invasive medical procedures to total strangers simply to brag*
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Not sure if Shmorky counts, but he'd make six.
What about the goon that kidnapped, murdered and then cut up the little girl. I remember reading the horrifying interview transcript where he spilled his guts to the police, and I vaguely recall there being some sexual element
 
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