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I get that they're trying to say they use it as a "step back from the keyboard and take a break to calm down" sort of thing, which I could understand if someone is melting down or chimping about something stupid.

But they seem to use it more because six hours is definitely long enough to take an opposing view out of the conversation and steer the thread in an approved direction.
 
The leftist mods are using those probations as punishment for wrongthink and as a record to know who to ban in future, they aren't using 6-hour probations as a joke.
But they seem to use it more because six hours is definitely long enough to take an opposing view out of the conversation and steer the thread in an approved direction.

Alright, yeah, I can't really deny that this is a fucked up reason to give six-hour probations. I'll take my previous statement back, although I'll still defend the concept of six-hour probations as a means of saying "step away from the keyboard and go outside", which is what they used to be used for.
 
I get that they're trying to say they use it as a "step back from the keyboard and take a break to calm down" sort of thing, which I could understand if someone is melting down or chimping about something stupid.

But they seem to use it more because six hours is definitely long enough to take an opposing view out of the conversation and steer the thread in an approved direction.

Yeah, in D&D 99% of the time a probie means "You posted an opinion that makes me mad, so I'm probating you as a warning not to interrupt our echo chamber any further." Which is why they've had NeoGAF levels of groupthink for years.
 
Alright, yeah, I can't really deny that this is a fucked up reason to give six-hour probations. I'll take my previous statement back, although I'll still defend the concept of six-hour probations as a means of saying "step away from the keyboard and go outside", which is what they used to be used for.
It was rarely that, even back in the day. Sure it happened sometimes, but mostly it was the mod wanting the probation to go through without having to both an admin or a first/second time warning on a minor violation.
 
6ers for being dumb are fine but because they allow mods to avoid admin oversight(anything more than a 6 hour probation requires admin approval) they've been used to punish wrongthink and craft a fiefdom which is the opposite of what mods are supposed to be doing.
 
6ers for being dumb are fine but because they allow mods to avoid admin oversight(anything more than a 6 hour probation requires admin approval) they've been used to punish wrongthink and craft a fiefdom which is the opposite of what mods are supposed to be doing.
Most (all?) of the admins are leftist retards too, unfortunately. And many times the person approving probations/bans is the same person giving them.
 
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You can take the writers out of SA, but you can't take the SA out of writers.

Normally funny, but this shit piece from Zack with all the SA pitfalls.

Includes all classic goon thoughts such as:

- REEEEEEEEEeeee sky wizard believers.
- Antifa is really cool and awesome.
- The right raped and murdered my baby in the gay concentration camps of the future.

The article is still worth reading and made me laugh a few times, but it's always aggravating to see that disconnect with people supporting antifa and being like "Well, their violence is justified because XYZ " and "The world is black/white and left is always correct" shit and every single god damn thing being politicized nonstop. I just want to read about dumb nerd D & D shit, not get lectured by privileged white retarded dudes mouth breathing to me why communism is totes awesome/radical. Or how Catholicism is bad and should be mocked but Islam is really cool and should be respected.
 
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Zack Parsons was the worst thing to ever happen to SA, he was a shit admin, he wasn't funny, and he would stick his nose into retarded shit when he had no fucking clue. He was also one of the first people to agenda-ban on SA.

Here's one of my favorites, the NOLF episode.

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Reasonable OP, right? lol not to EPG

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And that's Zack in a nutshell. Fuck him.

Edit: If you have archives you can read the whole thing here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=232482
 
Zack Parsons was the worst thing to ever happen to SA, he was a shit admin, he wasn't funny, and he would stick his nose into exceptional shit when he had no fucking clue. He was also one of the first people to agenda-ban on SA.

Here's one of my favorites, the NOLF episode.

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Reasonable OP, right? lol not to EPG

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And that's Zack in a nutshell. Fuck him.

Edit: If you have archives you can read the whole thing here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=232482

Even when I was a 13 year old and read the main page of SomethingAwful, and had no idea the forum existed, I would always groan when I saw that today's article was written by Zack Parsons.
 
Was it Parson's SO that was FistGrrl or was that someone else?
 
Yes, that was her.

I liked Zach's articles (and agree with him on the game acronym thing- descriptive thread titles is a rule) but he was a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad admin who went on to pave the way for even more bad staff members to follow him.
 
"My Tank Is Fight" got shoved up your ass in like 75% of Zack's posts after it got published. On top of all of his other issues he was a shameless shill for his own shit too.
 
Admins are supposed to stop this personal fiefdom style of moderation but they're as bad if not worse than the mods. The whole group top to bottom needs to be cleaned out, but that would require Lowtax to give a shit.

Edit: Also, 6 hour probations are basically bullshit joke "bans" so posting them to prove agenda stuff is misleading. Anything longer than 6 hours has to be approved though, so those are legit.

That would require you to basically purge 90% of the mod and admin staff on SA. That is not going to happen. The actual forum 'rules' are basically meaningless and have been for quite some time. You can get banned if you rub a mod the wrong way, prove them wrong, make a funnier joke than them or just for any old bullshit. It really isn't Lowtax's forum anymore. 99% of the funny shitposters are gone and the ones who are still shitposting are eventually going to get banned or perma'd at one point. Purging the mods/admins would basically lose you of their cocksucking sycophants, which is pretty much the entirety of SA's userbase now.

Not to mention those 6-hour probations are basically a running list of thought crimes so they can eventually throw you into the gulag.

Christ, what a shithole. A fucking Neo-Gaf you pay for out-shined by Reddit, 4chan, Twitter and Neo-Gaf. Not to mention progtard posting is humorless, boring and for retarded individuals while shit-posting is x1000 times more fun and entertaining. I don't want to go on SA and get punished for thought crime or have to tip-toe around my words. Nor does it have the relevance it once had to charge for anywhere near $10 for access.
 
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