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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Does anyone remember that troon who was married to a straight woman and defined womanhood by buying a ton of little girls' Lisa Frank accessories? IIRC he was heavily coddled until he reported that his wife had agreed (been bullied into) letting him get a french manicure with light pink, subtle polish, and he came home with flaming red hooker nails. Then the terfs finally tore into him. Does anyone know what happened to shim/it?
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Aelph Null or something close to that. I think he changed his user name.
 
Yep, Aleph Null was the Lisa Frank troon...I remember him from the Troon Beauty Pageant on SS. He also had some horrifying quote along the lines of "After 6 months on HRT I swear my crotch sweat smells different"
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Does anyone remember that troon who was married to a straight woman and defined womanhood by buying a ton of little girls' Lisa Frank accessories? IIRC he was heavily coddled until he reported that his wife had agreed (been bullied into) letting him get a french manicure with light pink, subtle polish, and he came home with flaming red hooker nails. Then the terfs finally tore into him. Does anyone know what happened to shim/it?
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Is that concept dead now? I swear there were a couple of other troons on SA that engaged in similar practices. The science behind it was that it was caused by the magic of estrogen making them grow up as a little girl in a balding adult perverts body.

That ladies video on the Hawaii saga was decent but she skipped a lot of really funny stuff for some reason. Maybe it's 'punching down' to highlight all the retarded shit goons were up to? She mentioned but glossed over that they killed a caged mongoose with a BB gun(or air rifle). What makes that event truly horrifying is how many shots it takes to kill something that way. What makes it retarded is that you'd think that after a dozen shots they'd go "this isn't working very well.."
 
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LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
To this day Doobie's Doghouse is the goon failure that eclipses all others.
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Boddies duughuoes bwat plays for a hoydog in Remfro, lAmbana (Roll Tide). With are FRIES PILES HIGH yuo cannnot beat DOOBiES (homo of the FROGDOG w/FRIES (pilled high)) as hotdogs except when DOOOBIES is CLOSED (9-2, open Thusday 3-4).

Simple dogs for simping people(tm) is Doobie mottos under a $14,000 vent hood where we make FRIES THAT ARE PILED HIGH. No one takes better care of your KIDS than Dooloies, where the DEAR RICHAARD KYANKA MIMEORAL PLAY PARK is for KIDS to play at there oun risk where dOOBIE"S TAKES NO LIBELITY (tm).

See new Doovie's FALL meanu, with PUCKIN SPICE DOG, a Doobist exclusion item. An NEW FALL DRINKS like whateve is at the grocey store i pay retail for and pass SAVINGS TO YOU, THE PEOPLE (and KIDS ) OF REFFMOR, ABLAMA (Roll tide).

Come on down to Doobie's.
 
Kind of funny account suicide in Let's Play.

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I guess "Hestia" is the one on the right.

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Diarrhea wizard is not amused.

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Also, a blast from the past, someone got banned for voicing belated agreement with Cliffy Bleszinski.

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Something Awful said:
Kind of funny account suicide in Let's Play.

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I guess "Hestia" is the one on the right.

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Diarrhea wizard is not amused.

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Troons feeling attacked by being called out for their troon behavior.


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Also, a blast from the past, someone got banned for voicing belated agreement with Cliffy Bleszinski.

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I dunno, I feel that guy had a pretty solid application to join the SA moderation team.
Oh he was probably banned because he wasn't sure if prepubscent olsen twins were fuckable. That's why the mods banned him
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Is that concept dead now? I swear there were a couple of other troons on SA that engaged in similar practices. The science behind it was that it was caused by the magic of estrogen making them grow up as a little girl in a balding adult perverts body.
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Shmorky was like that. Mandy said on SA or maybe on SS that he didnt want to be a woman he wanted to be a little girl.

The argument other trannies and i think it was reddit cross posts is that the troons were having 2nd puberty. aka being pervy
 
northstar747 said:
Shmorky was like that. Mandy said on SA or maybe on SS that he didnt want to be a woman he wanted to be a little girl.

The argument other trannies and i think it was reddit cross posts is that the troons were having 2nd puberty. aka being pervy
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All trannies are perverts and talk like children, but insist that they're not predators.
 
Here's a blast from the past:


The earlier dates don't seem to have as complete snapshots. This guy used to offer a 25% goon discount and then there was some drama around him not fulfilling orders, which would have gotten anyone else outright banned. If you google the business address (2852 Willamette St #211, Eugene, OR 97405) there are online reviews from a few years ago saying this guy still does not complete orders.
 
Moms New Boyfriend said:
Here's a blast from the past:


The earlier dates don't seem to have as complete snapshots. This guy used to offer a 25% goon discount and then there was some drama around him not fulfilling orders, which would have gotten anyone else outright banned. If you google the business address (2852 Willamette St #211, Eugene, OR 97405) there are online reviews from a few years ago saying this guy still does not complete orders.
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I remember a goon would do jerky.

also the goons with spoons was a fun read at times
 
northstar747 said:
I remember a goon would do jerky.

also the goons with spoons was a fun read at times
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The only thing I remember about goon jerky is they had extra-fatty trimmings for a lower cost and there was a mod (i think louisgod) who couldn't get enough and when they stopped offering those he had a bit of blimpout until they brought them back.

(for those not in the know, jerky 'works' by drying out the meat. This gives it a long shelf life, and anything that puts moisture back into the environment degrades how long the meat will last. High ammounts of fat in jerk will retain moisture and thus precipitiously affect shelf life, as well as run the odds that even if the meat doesn't spoil the fat will go racid (oxidize))

I still remember "Let me peep that chicken cheese" getting tons of reports and mod attention for "racism"
 
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