Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Dalkgalbi said:
I do remember that an old SA forums superstar named 'Bigpeeler' posted a thread that was just a picture of Jessica Alba (that girl from Sin City) that was her sitting down into the gocart, my 17 year old dumbass did not understand what was so funny or hot (I didn't notice anything wrong in the picture) As I remember Bigpeeler didn't even write anything, he just posted the picture.
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Argh, I conflated the bigpeeler thread with the one asking for lady piss stories. They were probably around the same time.

There's a Grover House level in Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengeance of the Slayer.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Argh, I conflated the bigpeeler thread with the one asking for lady piss stories. They were probably around the same time.

There's a Grover House level in Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengeance of the Slayer.
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Which one? I missed it but that absolutely sounds like the sort of thing that Jay Tholen would do.
You have now gaslit me into remembering a reference to "Loadbearing Drywall" somewhere.
 
northstar747 said:
That's super mecha godzillia

The best gbs super star was dark prist
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Nah the best GBS super star was Haur(?), the dude who was living in China and banging girls on Chinese Tinder.

Drove D&D up the wall cause he really laid out how much china sucked, went into detail about face culture, and was actually getting laid. Wasn't even a white dude, some half native American mix that made him extremely hard to place racially. Every one was even clearing him on to settle down with the 6 foot Mongolian girl that kept cooking him food.
 
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Nah the best GBS super star was Haur(?), the dude who was living in China and banging girls on Chinese Tinder.
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The GBS china thread was soo much fun. I dont believe that goon was half native american. most likely he was a white dude, and gave himself cover. He was accused of sex tourism even though he was just a fuck boy for yellow women with white boy fever.

He had some cool stories about his dade who lived in thailand and how chinese culture kinda sucked and was happy to go live in india.

Also the chinese thread had fucking old man wayne aka genespicer closing the thread because a canadian dude who married a chinese lady talked about working on the reservation school and got fired for being white.

Then someone posted the famous sedanchair holding a gun.jpg and that cause the thread to be closed cause it was a threatening image.

Then starwars betamax closed the thread because it was popular and while it was popular new threads couldnt happen.

all while it had posts from goons who lived in china, married to chinese, or get this were chinese themselves talk about china and it called racist for using the chinese word for farmer nongminh no joke a national bank called farmers bank uses that term. But because goons would talk about how people from the country would let their kids shit on curbs and spit every where, and maybe even shit in public the use the term nong was called a slur

and if you refer to north koreans as norks thats also a slur.

As I recall D&D had that mod guy r viich or something that would do purges of dnd people he would defend north korean and then get got kicked out for denying genocide or something

But the greatest goon was the one who I m sure was one of you fuckers that posted in E&N about hiring a hooker to do his cow festish and the E&N mode defended him because austist need protection and sex work is work.

The screaming of sex work is work but talking about hiring sex workers is john talk and not allowed. I wish one of you fuckers would do it again only be a trans person hiring male sex workers
 
There was some interesting shit on GBS back in the grim darkness of the early 2000s, like the Humper Monkey stuff, that street sweeper guy and the dude posting about working at the white house. All of it was fake, but it was entertaining.
 
I'd argue the LP forum was pretty damn good from 2007 to 2012, because people back then had fun and made videos for the sake of having fun.
 
northstar747 said:
Then troon tropospheare came screaming into that GBS thread that he was a fake woman
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Troons complaining that a man is pretending to be a woman...
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In an occurance that should surprise absolutely no one, the Goonstation SS13 server had most of it's regulars and long time admins leave some time ago, and has since been taken over by a cabal of extremely mentally ill, fat soylords and troons who will now ban people over the slightest imagined offense.

Well, more than they did already, that is.
 
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In an occurance that should surprise absolutely no one, the Goonstation SS13 server had most of it's regulars and long time admins leave some time ago, and has since been taken over by a cabal of extremely mentally ill, fat soylords and troons who will now ban people over the slightest imagined offense.

Well, more than they did already, that is.
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did the regulars split off to something else?
 
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northstar747 said:
did the regulars split off to something else?
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Dunno, I stopped playing for a few years and when I went back I noticed none of the regulars were around. After inquiring with some people I knew, that's the story I got. I also got pinged by an admin for saying "bitch" because uwu my gendered insults. After that I biblefarted and noped out of there.
 
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Dunno, I stopped playing for a few years and when I went back I noticed none of the regulars were around. After inquiring with some people I knew, that's the story I got. I also got pinged by an admin for saying "bitch" because uwu my gendered insults. After that I biblefarted and noped out of there.
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Wasn't the whole point of ss13 to be a dick and kill everyone
 
northstar747 said:
The GBS china thread was soo much fun. I dont believe that goon was half native american. most likely he was a white dude, and gave himself cover. He was accused of sex tourism even though he was just a fuck boy for yellow women with white boy fever.
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I would Kan Re Nao that thread almost every day.

One thing that I remember from his chinder adventures was the culture clash when it comes to dating. A woman contacts him, they chat a bit, then she goes "oh no" and shies away. He backs off, the woman starts messaging him again, he answers, she runs away again, he backs off, she... rince and repeat. Different dating culture. After a while he just said "fuck it" and everyone that contacted him got a dick pic, then it was up to them. At one point he got contacted by a woman a couple of years older than him(she was 40 maybe?) and boom, she got a dick pic and he got a response. The woman was a bit uncomfortable with this but she would show it to her daughter, she might be interested.


Just took a look and My Precious Chinar is still updating. The new posts don't look any good so I'll link an old one that's decent.
 
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