Smart Guys/Gals - People who try way too hard to look smart

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Cosmos said:
This is an unholy crossover between Smart Guys, Incels, and Nice Guys.
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I ran this through a neckbeard translator and here's the TL;DR:

Neckbeard wants to know if women are sentient, because according to him only men are capable of forming a coherent sense of self. He also does the super arrogant thing that incel types do, which is to assume that no man in a relationship with a woman is happy. He talks about how men want to bond with women but there's "no one there" and they're unable to form such a bond. Because apparently he's never talked to the countless men who share a close and significant bond with their girlfriends/wives.
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This guy is projecting so hard you could just put the screenshot into a psych textbook. Like, damn, you can tell he's so far up his ass that he absolutely cannot grasp multiple key truths about life:

1. Men do not all think the same way
2. Men and women are capable of understanding each other
3. What love is (quelle surprise)
4. Women are capable of being self-aware

All that in just one paragraph! Wow.
 
The only time you'd talk to someone and 'no ones there' is when they are literally brain dead
 
ISO'os said:
Ironically they call women brain dead but are the same market for sex dolls/robots
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Remember that these people believe that women will become obsolete once sexdolls are mass produced. How fucking funny it's incels and feminists the ones that give 2 fucks about sexbots
 
lechatnoir said:
This guy is projecting so hard you could just put the screenshot into a psych textbook. Like, damn, you can tell he's so far up his ass that he absolutely cannot grasp multiple key truths about life:

1. Men do not all think the same way
2. Men and women are capable of understanding each other
3. What love is (quelle surprise)
4. Women are capable of being self-aware

All that in just one paragraph! Wow.
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So, not only does he insult women, he insults men too by implying we're all as self-centered as he is. Obviously he has a very poor theory of mind. Most people by about age 8 or so figure out that not everyone thinks like them because everyone's experiences are different. I know we throw around the autism word a lot, but in this case, it really fits, because he really doesn't seem to realize that most people would vehemently disagree with him. I know a married couple that will celebrate their 25th anniversary this December. If some dipshit told them they weren't really in love and didn't have a bond, they'd probably mace him.
 
Cosmos said:
This is an unholy crossover between Smart Guys, Incels, and Nice Guys.
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I ran this through a neckbeard translator and here's the TL;DR:

Neckbeard wants to know if women are sentient, because according to him only men are capable of forming a coherent sense of self. He also does the super arrogant thing that incel types do, which is to assume that no man in a relationship with a woman is happy. He talks about how men want to bond with women but there's "no one there" and they're unable to form such a bond. Because apparently he's never talked to the countless men who share a close and significant bond with their girlfriends/wives.
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To be fair, he is arguing from Jung (who wrote a bunch a bullshit). Jung wrote about how women were more likely to have lateral perception and objective morality while men were more likely to have singular perception and subjective morality, thus men are perceived to have to have a strong sense of self while women don't. However, that "no one there" comment that he clearly pulled from American Psycho to sound enlightened is just bullshit. Jung never argues that women lack a sense of self, they're just more open to possibilities and more critical of people's actions than men. Therefore, women are more likely to judge you based on your actions and your demeanor whereas men will judge you on how well you reflect their personal values, and women are more likely to change themselves to current mood than men who will cling to an identity to their last breath. None of this argues for a lack of sense of self, only that people perceive the world and themselves differently and this guy can't see that.
 
It's all pretty simple, they build themselves up as these mental giants because "I'm too smart to deal with those below me by so much" is the last refuge of the failed person whose life outcomes, economically, socially, romantically, or otherwise, have not reached the level of fulfillment they felt entitled to and need an excuse instead of trying to actually objectively do something.
 
Just had a IRL encounter with one. Late 20 something smarmy accountant in a meeting with CEO, a colleague and I. First shows us pictures of his wife and first crotch spawn telling us how the little spunklet is going to be a genius. Kept throwing up word salad like he had eaten a can of Theasaurabetti for lunch, but the words were out of context leaving a visible question mark on my face. He ploughed on focusing most of his attention on me as his mind flipped through a deck of 'Bullshit Bingo' cards with phrases like 'fire fighting', 'up sell' and 'scope' repetitively shat from his mouth, all the while my CEO made faces and gestures designed to make me crack.

Tiring of this tool's pitch and realising my CEO only dragged me from my usual mountain of work to entertain himself I began to lose my patience while outwardly smiling to cover the fact that I was now pissed off but trying to contain laughter at every malapropism while my CEO mimed the marking of an invisible bingo card. Then this suited fuckwit condescendingly explained how a procedure we developed was 'not optimal' and suggested an alternate procedure which was borderline legal and opaque as fuck.

I cut him off with a "No, your suggestion would make the process complex and lead to more allegations than we have time to deal with!" thinking his pitch was done I rolled back my chair to stand up. He stops me in my tracks with a smug "Well in that case you'd have to walk the ALLEGATORS down the path and make them drink the cool aid on the user friendliness of this process!". I disguised a chortle as a cough, then I heard a guffaw from the other end of a table followed by the question "Alligators? Like in Peter Pan?". Before I could process the impending shitestorm I replied "No, crocodiles!". CEO starts visibly shaking, whips blank phone from pocket "Sorry I've got to take this guys!", then runs from the room "Hey Tony, thanks for calling me back, I need to........". No longer able to keep my shit together, I follow him with a "Sorry, I need to be in on this call" stammered to prevent laughter escaping. We both hide in CEO's office, text colleague a 'Make up an excuse and GTFO there'. 2 hours wasted on smartest fucking guy ever to walk through our doors that I'll never get back.
 
Coque Suquer said:
Just had a IRL encounter with one. Late 20 something smarmy accountant in a meeting with CEO, a colleague and I. First shows us pictures of his wife and first crotch spawn telling us how the little spunklet is going to be a genius. Kept throwing up word salad like he had eaten a can of Theasaurabetti for lunch, but the words were out of context leaving a visible question mark on my face. He ploughed on focusing most of his attention on me as his mind flipped through a deck of 'Bullshit Bingo' cards with phrases like 'fire fighting', 'up sell' and 'scope' repetitively shat from his mouth, all the while my CEO made faces and gestures designed to make me crack.

Tiring of this tool's pitch and realising my CEO only dragged me from my usual mountain of work to entertain himself I began to lose my patience while outwardly smiling to cover the fact that I was now pissed off but trying to contain laughter at every malapropism while my CEO mimed the marking of an invisible bingo card. Then this suited fuckwit condescendingly explained how a procedure we developed was 'not optimal' and suggested an alternate procedure which was borderline legal and opaque as fuck.

I cut him off with a "No, your suggestion would make the process complex and lead to more allegations than we have time to deal with!" thinking his pitch was done I rolled back my chair to stand up. He stops me in my tracks with a smug "Well in that case you'd have to walk the ALLEGATORS down the path and make them drink the cool aid on the user friendliness of this process!". I disguised a chortle as a cough, then I heard a guffaw from the other end of a table followed by the question "Alligators? Like in Peter Pan?". Before I could process the impending shitestorm I replied "No, crocodiles!". CEO starts visibly shaking, whips blank phone from pocket "Sorry I've got to take this guys!", then runs from the room "Hey Tony, thanks for calling me back, I need to........". No longer able to keep my shit together, I follow him with a "Sorry, I need to be in on this call" stammered to prevent laughter escaping. We both hide in CEO's office, text colleague a 'Make up an excuse and GTFO there'. 2 hours wasted on smartest fucking guy ever to walk through our doors that I'll never get back.
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Please befriend him and add him to the personal lolcow list
 
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I'm thinking she enjoys stroking her credentials more than she'd enjoy stroking an actual person anyway.
 
I thought it was kind of funny. I guess the kind of guys who send unsolicited dick pics might disagree.
 
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