🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

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I know no one wants to waste their time doing it, but it would be interesting to hear someone call up all his local game stores and see if they've ever even heard of a Robert Lowe. My guess is hell the fuck no. And if they have heard of him then it isn't going to be for a good reason.
Nah, they'd be like, "Oh that gap tooth farty bum? We banned him two weeks ago for stealing games, and he keeps soliciting sex behind our dumpster."
 
Dr. Chomo's at his bullshit again. "I sent your meltdown to Reddit." Who gives a fuck? Who uses Reddit for anything other than pornography? A bunch of weirdos I never met in my life will know I went off on some hockey puck eared faggot? WHAT A NIGHTMARE!


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Anyway, about those felonies, George.
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Quit giving the idiot attention and he'll fuck off eventually.
 
Certified kino game right dere

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I like how his appearance evolved over the years, from weasel smiling child predator (golden years, exposing his gap wide and proud), to disturbed (bitches don't want to pay, look how angry i am), to sad suicidal (crashout era), to balding drooling retard with empty eyes and cooked up brain (current stage).
Imagine him in 2027 lol.
Assuming he even makes it to 2027, that is.
 
I like how his appearance evolved over the years, from weasel smiling child predator (golden years, exposing his gap wide and proud), to disturbed (bitches don't want to pay, look how angry i am), to sad suicidal (crashout era), to balding drooling retard with empty eyes and cooked up brain (current stage).
Imagine him in 2027 lol.
I only saw two evolutions: From rail-thin dope fiend to a bloated mess fattened up by overconsumption of goyslop.
 
Looks like our boy decided to change his pfp on youtube:
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Its always funny to see delusional narcissists post selfies of themselves, big "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. Id fuck me hard" energy going on thinking he's some chad when he looks like he just fell out of bed or has been on a bender lol
 

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Looks like our boy decided to change his pfp on youtube:
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Its always funny to see delusional narcissists post selfies of themselves, big "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. Id fuck me hard" energy going on thinking he's some chad when he looks like he just fell out of bed or has been on a bender lol
He can't even fix his godamn hair before taking the picture. Buddy, they sell combs at Dollar Tree!


Also, hairline check:

Yikes, looking rough. So much for "I look like I'm 25".

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He can't even fix his godamn hair before taking the picture. Buddy, they sell combs at Dollar Tree!


Also, hairline check:

Yikes, looking rough. So much for "I look like I'm 25".

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Damn. If there's any Uncle Fester lookin' motherfuckers here, it's definitely him. His hair is so thin that it looks like he's wearing a greasy toupee on his head, and that messy side swoop looks hideous. Anyone who thinks this guy looks 25 needs to get their fucking eyes checked.
 
That's Our Little Pet Robcow. That child molester smirk. Dead eyes, he legit looks like he just groomed a minor and is in a process of grooming another one. Couldn't even bother to shave these fugly ginge shit dots off his face. Dude thinks he's looksmaxxing when in reality he's fentmaxxing. He could at least take a selfie somewhere nice, no of course it has to be inside his smelly junkyard-found car. You can smell it from this picture alone. I mean, afterall it's where he eats, sleeps and shits. The guy who cracked the code, living a life of a rawkstar.
But there's something even more interesting.
Just when we started discussing how his look went from bad to worse to awful, he decided to selfie.
Coincidence? Nah, don't think so.
Also notice how this time he doesn't display the gap.
Hey Rob, don't be shy. Be gap, be proud, palm in your face!
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One more proof that he's permaglued to this thread and reacts to it in real time.
Yo Rob, brace yourself cos we are just getting started.
 
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The new icon does line up with his dox and swat groupchat with Closed Casket Funeral.

The thing about Rob putting this profile picture out there: it's not to attract women. He's peacocking for his autistic 99.9% male fanbase.
Hair: greasy, unbrushed, looking like a new born baby fresh outta his mama's hole, norwooded faggot style
Head: slightly tilted to the side, as if he took several other pictures to get the best angle to catch the eye of a gay guy crusing his page. The head tilt is angled about 20 degrees to hide the failed hairline check.
Mouth: smug smirk to hide the graveyard of rotten teeth
Shirt: Probably a work shirt he was assigned 8 jobs ago
Location: Leaking 2010 Hyundai Genesis / 2nd bedroom adorned with gas station carbage

This dude thinks if he takes enough selfies he'll unlock the boyfriend level
 
The new icon does line up with his dox and swat groupchat with Closed Casket Funeral.
I still think that entire situation is complete bullshit. There's no way he's retarded enough to think he can chase clout off of Asa. If it turns out to be true then I'll eat crow, but I'm just not buying it. More than likely, he's just seeing what cooked up stories KF will run with.
 
I still think that entire situation is complete bullshit. There's no way he's retarded enough to think he can chase clout off of Asa. If it turns out to be true then I'll eat crow, but I'm just not buying it. More than likely, he's just seeing what cooked up stories KF will run with.
This is the same Gapio who doesn't understand the concept of inflation, thought the HarleyWooWoo person on Twitch was me, doxed himself, and e-begged for shitbox cars he can't be bothered to learn how to fix on top of being functionally illiterate as the cherry on top. Is it hard to believe Rob being that retarded?
 
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