🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

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Tangram said:
I still think that entire situation is complete bullshit. There's no way he's retarded enough to think he can chase clout off of Asa. If it turns out to be true then I'll eat crow, but I'm just not buying it. More than likely, he's just seeing what cooked up stories KF will run with.
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Every time this fent fucktard talks about Asa he always says some shit like "this tard is irrelevant, he gets like 50 views per video. No one cares about your ass". Like his 1k views per video (which those views are likely bloated from either viewbotting or refreshing the page) are anything to write home about. What exactly do you have to benefit from trying to farm clout off some "loser that no one cares about"
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Every time this fent fucktard talks about Asa he always says some shit like "this tard is irrelevant, he gets like 50 views per video. No one cares about your ass". Like his 1k views per video (which those views are likely bloated from either viewbotting or refreshing the page) are anything to write home about. What exactly do you have to benefit from trying to farm clout off some "loser that no one cares about"
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Exactly my point. Correction: He is that retarded, but he also has major commitment issues. The dude switches up the script on the fly. Swattageddon Deluxe hinges on whether he gets his DoorDash order for free that night lol
 
I found Rob's Doppelganger. bf64fc1c-533a-45fb-943a-8473f29413c6_w1023_sf.png
 
VenomPlug said:
Do you think Fenty has something special coming for Halloween? Maybe disguise himself as a zombie... oh wait he doesn't have to.
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He'll probably make up a story about people Toilet Papering his Dad's house or something. Another fake video of him yelling into the dark, like the one he made about his keys getting stolen when he slept in his car a while back.
 
bigmac8866 said:
Another fake video of him yelling into the dark, like the one he made about his keys getting stolen when he slept in his car a while back.
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Captain Karambit 2: One More Bum would be great but let's Lowe our expectations a bit. Afterall our pet lolcow is on stronger pills right now.
I'd say good scenario would be him streaming Silent Hill: Fentfall. Game barely moves forward, solid 15 minutes until anything happens, perfect for his geriatric skills.
Plenty of time to talk about cracking the crackpots code and talk about decade old dramas. Maybe some yolo candies along the way?
Hey Rob, giving you some ideas here.
But we all know he's got nothing.
Just lines all day bro. Looking for trannies on Grindr.
2026, year of Streamzilla going full power, bitches.
 
Roach_Won said:
grindr rob .mp4
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Fun drinking game to play:
Watch through every Rob video and take a shot every time dicks, men, gay, fucking a man's butthole, sucking cock, etc. anything of that nature is mentioned. How many videos would it take before you're completely blacked out?
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Fun drinking game to play:
Watch through every Rob video and take a shot every time dicks, men, gay, fucking a man's butthole, sucking cock, etc. anything of that nature is mentioned. How many videos would it take before you're completely blacked out?
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Bonus round: Take a shot every time he uses a variation of the suffixes -pocalypse,
-ageddon, -sauce, -tard, -tism, -nuke. You won't last.

Talkin' about James Rofle having an "empty Carrot Top crate" of jokes to pull from when his ridiculous suffix humor and saying retard every 10 seconds has been stale since 2008. Pfft.
 
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Tangram said:
Bonus round: Take a shot every time he uses a variation of the suffixes -pocalypse,
-ageddon, -sauce, -tard, -tism, -nuke. You won't last.

Talkin' about James Rofle having an "empty Carrot Top crate" of jokes to pull from when his ridiculous suffix humor and saying retard every 10 seconds has been stale since 2008. Pfft.
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You would be shitfaced and die of alcohol poisoning off everytime he says tism alone lmao. Makes me wonder if he has autism on some level with how much he brings it up.
 
Dickrus said:
You would be shitfaced and die of alcohol poisoning off everytime he says tism alone lmao. Makes me wonder if he has autism on some level with how much he brings it up.
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You could say the same thing about how much he discusses his own cock and cocks in general. Someone probably called him a chode and a faggot like 20 years ago and that just changed his life forever, lol Eternally insecure about his prick.
 
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Tangram said:
You could say the same thing about how much he discusses his own cock and cocks in general. Someone probably called him a chode and a faggot like 20 years and that just changed his life forever, lol Eternally insecure about his prick.
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His entire life has been a projection.
His career was a copycat.
Every accusation was a confession.
Every promise turned out to be a lie.
Every evidence used against him turned out to be true.
Everything about this guy turned out to be fake, gay, and mentally ill.
 
VenomPlug said:
His entire life has been a projection.
His career was a copycat.
Every accusation was a confession.
Every promise turned out to be a lie.
Every evidence used against him turned out to be true.
Everything about this guy turned out to be fake, gay, and mentally ill.
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Silent Rob: Fake, Gay, and Mentally Ill...but still winning every damn day, son. All up in your mouf roof, n'know what I'm sayin'?
 
Dickrus said:
I woild replace the AVGN one with just old school youtuber drama in general and gap with making things up to brag about but other than that he hits bingo in basically every stream lol
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Yeah, lol, dude can't help but mention irrelevant and/or dead YouTubers. Jedite, Hellsing920, Armake21, AlphaOmegaSin. With the exception of Armake because of his recent passing, no one talks about these people anymore. No one. Kinda hard to "beat" a dead guy, Rob.
 
Tangram said:
Yeah, lol, dude can't help but mention irrelevant and/or dead YouTubers. Jedite, Hellsing920, Armake21, AlphaOmegaSin. With the exception of Armake because of his recent passing, no one talks about these people anymore. No one. Kinda hard to "beat" a dead guy, Rob.
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YouTubers Rob has beef/gripes with
  • AlphaOmegaSin, Reason: Ignored him at a convention, making news/collection videos, WHERES MUH SHOUTOUT. Outcome: Went back to school, had a kid, doing well in life.
  • Armake21, Reason: Was once his main idol/inspiration, rightfully saw through Rob's bullshit and ignored him. Outcome: R.I.P. Marcus, if only you could see the absolutely dreadful state of Rob now.
  • AVGN/James Rolfe, Reason: Once again, once upon a time an idol/inspiration, videos went downhill in quality, poopy turd jokes (fine when Rob does it though), HE WON'T SHAVE HIS HEAD!, Outcome: Still making AVGN videos, nowadays of varying quality, but doing well.
  • Hellsing920/Emer Prevost, Reason: Being fat and having a stutter? Outcome: R.I.P. Emer, you'd be laughing your ass off right now.
  • Irate Gamer/Chris Bores, Reason: Plagarized videos, flagged videos (fine when Rob does it though), being unfunny, Not collabing with Rob. Outcome: Doing fine, still making videos, on good terms with AVGN.
  • MetalJesusRocks, Reason: Being a game collector/contributing to skyrocketing game prices. Outcome: Channel appears to be doing fine.
  • PeteDorr, Reason: Being a game collector? Outcome: Had a heart attack, got healthy, still making videos.
  • PewDiePie, Reason: Slipping the N-Word on a live stream and making YouTube push platform changes. Outcome: Living best life in Japan retired with wife and kid.
  • Jedite, Reason: His videos sucked, I guess? Outcome: Unknown
  • PlayItBogart, Reason: Became a crossdresser, Outcome: Still doing videos
  • SomeCallMeJohnny, Reason: durrrrr he's boring and sucks, overratedsauce deluxe! Outcome: Still doing videos, is doing perfectly well.
  • Game Sack, Reason: dey succcccckkkk, Outcome: Doing fine
  • UrinatingTree, Reason: Making subpar game reviews in 2007. Outcome: Became a successful sports commentary channel.
  • Mutahar/SomeOrdinaryGamers: Reason, once on good terms, even shouted Rob out. Never did a video with Rob to boost him even more, turned on him after crashout. Outcome: Made a video talking about Rob's downfall and continues to run a highly successful channel, to this day Mutahar remains the most successful/popular person to ever be a part of Rob's circle.
  • Guru Larry Bundy Jr: Once on decent terms, sees him as two faced. Outcome: Doing fine, still making videos
  • David Hardy/King Knowbody/JKTIM: HE'S AUTISTIC AND CAN'T GET LAID, WASN'T THERE FOR ME! Stopped handing out money, Outcome: Doing fine
  • Asalieri, Enemy #1, longest standing drama, Reason: DURR YOUR WIFE IS FAT AND RETARDED, YOUR DAUGHTER IS RETARDED AND STOLE MY HEADPHONES, ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS VIEWS AND MONEY! (how ironic) NOT THERE FOR ME!!!!, Outcome: Man posts here, we all know he's doing way better in life than the Fentinator.
 
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Don't forget his beef with the Archfiend who looks to be doing quite well uploading his own videos about shit that interests him on his original channel with a dedicated audience because he's not a dipshit who got addicted to fentanyl at 40 and melted down like Roberto. He even brings him up right at the beginning of this video:
Its quite ironic how completely polar opposite Archfiend is to Rob at this point. Dude regrets having some goofy youtube beef and has moved on while Rob sits and malds about everyone he's ever had a negative interaction with over the time he's been on youtube bring shit thats over a decade old up to this day.
 
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