🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

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I used to think Chris-Chan was peak.
Not anymore.
Rob and this thread are the most fun I've ever had shitting on lolcows. Yeah, I enjoy some of the new age lolcows but this shit brings me back to a simpler time. This thread also reminds me of the early days of FDU, when it was still chill and not too much of a heavy moderated shithole and an echo chamber for Rob.
 
I had my usual yap-a-thon, and Dr. Homo was fucking around. I had to set my stream to private and hopefully cut it out, but Dr. Homo made a sock account while I was modding other users. I fucked up by not paying as much attention as I should have, and accidentally modded him and poor De-Spec had to help me unban Militantautist. (I'm sorry, I'm stupid with computers.) He was starting shit in my chat, got called out, deleted Rob's "bank info" video and others some users told me.

Are Dr. Chomo and Emo Bandito the same person? Who are these freaks? Why the fuck should I be roped in any of these gayops when I just wanna laugh at some tooth gaps?

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God damn it, where is ICE when you need them? I'm calling the cops, because it should be illegal to have hockey pucks in your ears like that.
 
Rob and this thread are the most fun I've ever had shitting on lolcows. Yeah, I enjoy some of the new age lolcows but this shit bring me back to a simpler time
Same train my friend, same train. Definitely the most fun thread on KF in years, and trust me i've seen a lot.
My own little story with Rob, when he started cowing out back in 2008-2009 i jumped that bandwagon, i simply thought he was a spaz so why not. Made few short videos making fun of him, nothing offensive, nothing to break Terms Of Service. Just one of many edits that were floating around on YT during that era. TheArchfiend liked it and invited me to his chat, Asa was there too, Rob was like a backburner, main topic was Chris Bores (who eventually found his own way to do things and now he's BFF with AVGN).
I eventually unlisted my content because YT wasn't my thing.
Fast forward 2020, i see a notification that there's an issue with my vids, to be specific: flagged.
I check it, and to my surprise, these were my Rob parodies/mockeries. Not one of them but all of them.
Raised my eyebrow a bit.
So this guy had these little short videos on his list for like a decade and now he decided to strike? Oh and when i don't give a fuck. But you have my attention now, son.
Funny how he could have it easy, he could. Just do those streams, maybe not the biggest audience but loyal, some names like Muta and Larry. I'd say enough to become like Temu DSP.
But no. He won't let the past go. I realized it instantly. He will hold the grudge no matter what. His ego is off the stratosphere. His "IRL AVGN" LARP he treats damn serious.
He truly thinks he invented rants, angry gaming, superchats, master trölla, something that should be a gimmick at best, no he believed in all those things, DEAD SERIOUS.
And then he started taking drugs and, well, here we are.
And i absoutely ENJOY IT.
 
I had my usual yap-a-thon, and Dr. Homo was fucking around. I had to set my stream to private and hopefully cut it out, but Dr. Homo made a sock account while I was modding other users. I fucked up by not paying as much attention as I should have, and accidentally modded him and poor De-Spec had to help me unban Militantautist. (I'm sorry, I'm stupid with computers.) He was starting shit in my chat, got called out, deleted Rob's "bank info" video and others some users told me.

Are Dr. Chomo and Emo Bandito the same person? Who are these freaks? Why the fuck should I be roped in any of these gayops when I just wanna laugh at some tooth gaps?

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God damn it, where is ICE when you need them? I'm calling the cops, because it should be illegal to have hockey pucks in your ears like that.
God damn, that THING is fucking hideous
 
Rob and this thread are the most fun I've ever had shitting on lolcows. Yeah, I enjoy some of the new age lolcows but this shit brings me back to a simpler time. This thread also reminds me of the early days of FDU, when it was still chill and not too much of a heavy moderated shithole and an echo chamber for Rob.
I could not agree more. Rob has pissed off many people I have known over decades. When I asked about how it started with them, they usually say Rob showed up in the comments butthurt about being "ripped off" in some way or taking pot shots for no reason. There was no conspiracy to exclude Rob or some group chat about him back then. Each individual arrived at their own conclusion that Rob was a shitty guy. My connection to Rob comes through Piqua Pete, who introduced me around 2012 sometime. The gamestop videos if I recall. Pete knows Rob IRL. They go way back. The REAL Roach, Pete and Rob know each other. Pete cut ties with Rob not too long after Roach moved away. He said Roach was going to beat Rob's ass because he would talk shit about Roach's family behind his back. Rob reached out to Roach several times after he moved, but Roach wanted nothing to do with him. So Rob went and made his video talking shit on Roach, then held a grudge.

Pete still lives near Rob and so do some of the Meat Mountain Boyz. They lurk the thread and laugh at Rob's antics. They've also been warning people not to do business with Rob or let him around children. Rob has been banned from more businesses than just Vacs and Videos of his own accord. Rob's brothers read the thread by the way. Brandon wants nothing to do with Rob. Tyler thinks the tranny stuff is funny.

I was apart of FDU, but I was not there for Rob in particular, I had friends I enjoyed chatting with. I did not care for Rob's sycophants at all. If you disagreed with queen Rob or did not want to give him money for his sloptent you were persona non grata. His nut huggers were just the worst. If Rob said something retarded, which was a frequent occurrence, someone would offer a correction to him. He would block, then talk shit about the person as if he won something. That's the kind of guy Rob is now. He talks shit behind a block or now, behind the protection of the cops. A pussy living in his Dad's attic, but not for much longer.

Rob acted like FDU was some exclusive club with velvet ropes. It was just a bunch of lonely maga guys and ballwashers. The only good thing about it was to keep tabs on Rob's feud of the week. Rob did not kick me out like he claims. He kicked EVERYONE out at the same time when he had his crash out.

When Rob attacked Asa's family, killed his dog and started doxing people I decided to archive it because I thought it might become funny later on. I was right. This is some of the funniest shit I have seen on the Internet. The best part about it all is I have met cooler and funnier people here than anyone on FDU.
 
Brandon wants nothing to do with Rob. Tyler thinks the tranny stuff is funny.
Rob after shitting his trousers on the Shenmue stream the other night left to "go see his brother", very likely case. But man, it's gotta be hillarious to see your brother, chill with him for a bit then laugh at him for flirting with trannies afterwards. Godspeed on Brandon though for distancing him and his family away from Fentlord. After the nephew (Anni's kid) stuff and the CSAM shit I wouldn't wanna be anywhere near him. Anni would rather live in a real crackhouse than with Rob. This man cannot stop collecting L's and I'm here for the show. To think, about a year ago the guy was boring and stale with nothing much of interest going on but we're in the best time for Robtent now and the thread is the strongest and funniest it's ever been. This is that classic internet shit I've missed. I love chatting it up with all you autists on the thread. Gives me some good laughs each day. Keep seething away Rob, we're not going nowhere.
 
I was apart of FDU, but I was not there for Rob in particular, I had friends I enjoyed chatting with. I did not care for Rob's sycophants at all
Was there for a very short period too, mostly because my budddies i met along the way joined it.
We eventually moved on because, and big surprise, he decided to curbstomp it.
Thing about this guy, everything that's let's say he did right, he destroyed.
Story of his life, if you can even call it that.
Such a sad pathetic existence.
 
Was there for a very short period too, mostly because my budddies i met along the way joined it.
We eventually moved on because, and big surprise, he decided to curbstomp it.
Thing about this guy, everything that's let's say he did right, he destroyed.
Story of his life, if you can even call it that.
Such a sad pathetic existence.
Life Destroyer M.D. should be his channel name because he's more skilled at self destruction then he is "destroying" anyone. Face Destroyer Inc. was always a stupid ass username, sounds like a gamertag a 13 year old would come up with for his Xbox Live. He should've just kept LeisureSuitGaming as his handle. Sounds better and doesn't come off as too tryhard.
 
Life Destroyer M.D. should be his channel name because he's more skilled at self destruction then he is "destroying" anyone. Face Destroyer Inc. was always a stupid ass username, sounds like a gamertag a 13 year old would come up for his Xbox Live. He should've just kept LeisureSuitGaming as his handle. Sounds better and doesn't come off as too tryhard.
His entire persona, including his handle, has always reeked of a shithead teenager who never grew up. And what is Rob? A shithead teenager who never grew up. A 40 y.o. knobgoblin who thinks he's living his best life despite being a complete failure.
 
His entire persona, including his handle, has always reeked of a shithead teenager who never grew up. And what is Rob? A shithead teenager who never grew up. A 40 y.o. knobgoblin who thinks he's living his best life despite being a complete failure.
What is Rob's favorite hair metal song?

Seventeen by Winger


SHE'S ONLY SEVENTEEEEEENN
DADDY SAYS SHE'S TOO YOUNG
BUT SHE'S OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!


Bro's mentally around that age, makes sense his preference for girls is around that age bracket.
 
13 year old would come up for his Xbox Live
Yup you pretty much summarized Rob's mentality.
He should've just kept LeisureSuitGaming
IKR? Was his "house" name, but of course nothing can ever satisfy the demented degenerate.
He had to change it for dumber, then kill it entirely. Because let's be honest he is insane.
But that's a good thing because this way he gets less recognition and basically fades into obscurity, in real time.
2026 had a very, like, microscopic chance to be Rob's game changer.
Speaking of it now, it's a game ender.
 
Yup you pretty much summarized Rob's mentality.

IKR? Was his "house" name, but of course nothing can ever satisfy the demented degenerate.
He had to change it for dumber, then kill it entirely. Because let's be honest he is insane.
But that's a good thing because this way he gets less recognition and basically fades into obscurity, in real time.
2026 had a very, like, microscopic chance to be Rob's game changer.
Speaking of it now, it's a game ender.
Not only did he change his username to a more retarded one, but every time he gets into some petty ass quarrel with someone or just wants to make fun of them he changes his profile picture and usename on his channel to make it about whoever the current target is. Did it with Asa's wife, MuffinCakes, and a few others. Totally a proffesional look for your channel and totally not petty ass child shit. Dude has only ever sabotaged his own growth with his attitude and personality.
 
I love that Rob's reputation got so bad that even some of my worst detractors finally started talking normally to me and I actually befriended some of them. Now they see the difference between someone stuck on their 2007 self and someone who aged out of that mentality like myself.

Don't get me wrong, I still enjoy internet mayhem, some part of me always will, but I don't actively go looking for trouble these days hahaha. I love that Rob makes even the cringiest parts of me look ridiculously normal by comparison.
 
That would actually explain why I liked his videos so much in middle school
I found Rob at 12 years old, for some reason I thought a grown man ranting about his minimum wage video game store job was entertaining. I had never even worked a day in my life at that point! Any parents potentially reading this thread, monitor and limit your kid's internet activity. Giving them unrestricted access gives people like Roberto the chance to groom them into their pedophillic Fent Dungeons.
 
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I found Rob at 12 years old, for some reason I thought a grown man ranting about his minimum wage video game store job was entertaining. I had never even worked a day in my life at that point! Any parents potentially reading this thread, monitor and limit your kid's internet activity. Giving them unrestricted access gives people like Roberto the chance to groom them into their pedophillic Fent Dungeons.
Diamond hard agree here. I hid a lot of stuff from my parents including Koi Kitsune sending me a video of him jerking off to me when I was 16 years old. I think I haven't told my mom that one, and I still hide a lot of things because of sheer embarrassment. Back during Skype days, Rob said I was his "dream girl" because I was a smoking hot redhead who played games like Chrono Trigger and listen to "nerd shit" like Rush. Very weird to say this to a 19 year old when you were rapidly approaching middle age.

I don't want to speak much on my first relationship at all, but Silent Rob did tell my first bf to kill himself and made things so much worse when I was a teenager going through that. I was 16 years old having to be 988 for a grown man over what other grown men said. Going back to Koi for a moment, he asked for a picture of my feet and made them his profile picture, and that's how I learned what a foot fetish was. Rob's best internet buddy btw.

Two pedophile peas in a prison cell.
 
I found Rob at 12 years old, for some reason I thought a grown man ranting about his minimum wage video game store job was entertaining. I had never even worked a day in my life at that point! Any parents potentially reading this thread, monitor and limit your kid's internet activity. Giving them unrestricted access gives people like Roberto the chance to groom them into their pedophillic Fent Dungeons.
I also found Rob's channel a long time ago and found the situational humor to be somewhat entertaining at the time. The GameStop rant, the Staples rant, the telemarketer rant, the OG stuff. I think a lot people here have a similar story.

Mentally, he's still that same guy from the GameStop rant video. That's almost 20 years of zero personal growth. And he thought no one would raise an issue with that? lol
 
I remember when he dropped those rants about Gamestop and Staples. I was entertained by those back then, but watching them now physically hurts. It's not the idea of bitching about low wage jobs that makes it cringe to me now, but it's knowing who Rob is, knowing how big of a liar he is that it makes me question the legitimacy of his claims made in the video, and how he makes Gamestop out to be this absolute worst place to work at when it's another run of the mill retail joint.

When I was living with the love of my life Dylon and not paying any attention to Rob, I worked fast food jobs before switching to retail. Most of the time, I didn't have to work. Our dynamic was he was the provider, I was the homemaker, and I mainly worked jobs when Dylon said it was needed. Silent Rob doesn't know how bad a low wage job can get until he works at a fast food joint (Wendy's, McDonald's, Taco Bell, etc.) before Christmas or a dollar store.

Rob insists that I have never worked a job and that I lie about ever having one over the simple fact that I am on the autism spectrum. I was diagnosed with Pervasive Developmental Disorder - Not Otherwise Specified as a small child, and that's archaic medical fancy talk for "she's socially awkward and can't stand certain textures." Roberto Lowe sincerely believes EVERY autistic person is like Chris Chan, that I'm just lazy, and I collect disability. I never drew disability in my life, and my dad never wanted me to be limited by the feds. My mom however wants me to get it now given my health issues, and we always say the feds waste money on dumb shit anyway. When you are denied (which is common), you have to get a lawyer and go to court. Keep in mind, Rob rips on me for having Medicaid, and I didn't get on that until I was 25 (when I got kicked off of my parent's insurance - they do not have healthcare insurance now. They were paying $40k/year, and United Healthcare would not cover ANYTHING.)

Rob wants to rip on me for being autistic and "on welfare" when the only thing I get is healthcare. I have two rods in my back from spinal fusion, and I will need that hardware redone at some point. I had that surgery when I was 12 or 13. During those years I didn't pay attention to him and living with Dylon, I started to puke every day and the mild symptoms of my pre-cancer came. I didn't find out until July of this year that I even had pre-cancer, let alone that I narrowly avoided getting "aggressive colon cancer" as my doctor described it. I've puked every day for 6 years, lost a back tooth from the damage it did, and I have to be screened every few years for colon cancer.

I apologize for getting too personal here. Rob believes this fantasy that I never worked because "muh autism," and then I live with the reality that I am sick and without programs like Medicaid, I couldn't afford the help I need such as the Seroquel that keeps my Bipolar 1 in check, the colon surgeries to avoid cancer, and if I did have insurance, they could deny a colonoscopy because it wouldn't be "medically necessary" as they did to my little brother when he needed a medical procedure done (I forgot what it was, but it had to do with his psoriasis.)

He has lied about me forever, and I have worked jobs infinitely harder and worse than any job he has ever worked. How many dollar stores have you been to where shit is stacked to the ceiling and you can barely fuck move in the store? Fast food needs zero explanation, so the worst Rob would've had was a toxic work environment. I am NOT counting poor wages and long hours there, because Roberto is against raising the minimum wage, remember? It's gonna wreck the economy if we pay you more than $10/hour!

If Rob wants to know bad working conditions, send his ass to a sweatshop in Bangladesh. Until then, he can shut the fuck up.:lol:

Edit: Sorry for this being so tmi, but this is something that has bugged me about Rob A LOT, and these are the very real things. How tf does he expect anyone to make it like that?
 
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I found Rob through Mutahar funny enough and watched him on and off until I joined FDU literally a week or so before he destroyed his entire fansbase. Opened facebook later on and saw him announcing the 8$ thing and threatening to kick people and decided to ask him what his problem was, only to be kicked for not sucking him off.

I like to think watching him become a lolcow is like a miniature version of how Ethan Ralph imploded. I was never really big on that guy to begin with but his spiral was fucking spectacular to watch whereas I was a fan of Roberto at one point and his downward spiral has been even better despite being on a much smaller scale. It very much is like being in on the ground floor of watching a seemingly normal guy eroded into a lolcow rivaling CwC and it's nice there aren't a big number of cowtipper weens trying to make the cow fake and gay unlike someone like his fellow Ohioan Cyraxx.
 
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