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I am not a woman so I don't know about it being hard to remove. It seemed to me like someone might end up with a plaster tampon. It get worst they sell a dick mold kit and one of the examples was hard. That means some one legit had to stay hard for hours for the plaster to set.
Commercial plaster casting kits usually use alginate to make the mold, these days. The penis would only have to be erect for 3-10 minutes, depending on the alginate formulation. After that, the resulting mold can be filled with plaster/chocolate/resin while the penis is elsewhere, living its best life.
 
yall nukkas is ruining my etsy algo
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The Ball Knocker seems like a reference to one of those old "Scary Movie" movie series. I must say the idea of coupling it with sound clips of agony that play each time you knock, similar to the movie, is an amusing one.

Edit: it was Scary Movie 2
 
Commercial plaster casting kits usually use alginate to make the mold, these days. The penis would only have to be erect for 3-10 minutes, depending on the alginate formulation. After that, the resulting mold can be filled with plaster/chocolate/resin while the penis is elsewhere, living its best life.
Thank you for the clarification auntie but I still think 10 minutes is a while to have your gentiles covered in alginate. Also I 5 think alginate the stuff they make molds of your mouth with at the dentist.
 
Thank you for the clarification auntie but I still think 10 minutes is a while to have your gentiles covered in alginate. Also I 5 think alginate the stuff they make molds of your mouth with at the dentist.

Cynthia Plaster Caster would like a word.

Edit: I am editing to add that, unknown to me at the time, this is actually the day she died.
 
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"12 people have this in their carts"
Why?

Wouldn't doing something like that get plastering stuff up your cooch and be hard to remove? Would it be harmful?
It looks like it’s an exterior impression and not inside the vaginal canal…but what’s going to be harmful and painful is that unless you’re waxed or very cleanly shaven down there, it’s going to hurt like hell when removing the alginate cast.

This same process is used on actors to get a face cast for making prosthetics, but they wear a bald cap and protective gel over their eyebrows. I’m not sure what they do for men with beards, but I’m sure they also have some sort of protective layer or have to shave.
 
but what’s going to be harmful and painful is that unless you’re waxed or very cleanly shaven down there, it’s going to hurt like hell when removing the alginate cast.
The feminists that eat this crap up are going to be in a world of hurt because they hate shaving.

I thought I'd check on a seller I used to follow and the first thing that I see (save for the featured items) were...odd to say the least...

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It's not that they're bad, it's more of "Why would you want to broadcast this info unless you want pats on the back for "conforming to beauty standards"?
 
Let's cast a spotlight onto everyone's favorite munchie mental illness: DID! That's the new term for multiple personality disorder for kiwis not keeping up. I included plural/systems because they're the same thing.

First up: buttons! Wearable warning signs that you are a handful and probably have a twitter with terrible takes on it:

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The font is so tiny. If you see a person from 5ft away or more you're going to have a hard time not calling them something else first. Also holy shit, you're going to have to lecture people every time they see your button on what that means. How many people know what "fronting" is, let alone DID?
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Not my trope, but a lot of personalities tend to be only made of tropes and cliches so whatever. Free ribbon if you buy 10 for some reason.

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Imagine having to carry that little marker with you everywhere.

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The art on these is so wonky.

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I like this one more than the pins, but man is that font embarrassing and hard to read.

Don't like badges? How about a few other wearables?
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I don't keep up with the DID threads but I'm sure someone here has spotted these out on a minicow's youtube somewhere. These guys are super popular.
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Finally, a shirt for munchausens by proxy sufferers. Eight sales overall on this seller's etsy is encouraging at least.
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I'm glad no one actually had to model these shirts since this and the DID mom one are custom mass production tshirts. Thanks random models.
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This isn't exactly how most people use a stencil, but alright. Not a fan of patches that have frayed ends, illegible font, and took less than 5 minutes to make.
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Apparently the DID pride flag looks like school colors if Halloween had a school. A bit too gaudy and meaningless for me.

These people manufacturing all these cards seem punchable:
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At least this is good for caretakers to have on them while you dissociate, bad if you have to carry them yourself and have an episode. Great for muchies.

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I love this. A "fictive" is a personality that is or is based off a fictional character. This sticker is amazing.

That's enough telling people about your disorder, time to focus inwards with some worksheets.
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I have a few more fun searches I'll post later. Happy holiday shopping everyone!
Imagine your entire identity being a totally imaginary, made-up disease. Why not just kill yourself at that point?
 
The Ball Knocker seems like a reference to one of those old "Scary Movie" movie series. I must say the idea of coupling it with sound clips of agony that play each time you knock, similar to the movie, is an amusing one.

Edit: it was Scary Movie 2
https://youtube.com/watch?v=64M6reUr8gg
Well now I feel better that I wasn't the only Kiwi to have recognized the damn thing.
 
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At first, I thought it was a weird mixup by a Chinese drop-shipper since E. Page's character in The Umbrella Academy is now called Viktor. But no, it's a TIF whose shop is dedicated to a few random male characters that she believes are TIFs like her (and is probably jealous she'll never have a strong jaw like all the characters she obsesses over).

Dozens of people have bought this and the stickers...wtf
 
View attachment 3224425 At first, I thought it was a weird mixup by a Chinese drop-shipper since E. Page's character in The Umbrella Academy is now called Viktor. But no, it's a TIF whose shop is dedicated to a few random male characters that she believes are TIFs like her (and is probably jealous she'll never have a strong jaw like all the characters she obsesses over).

Dozens of people have bought this and the stickers...wtf
Why the hell would you want to make a flag of current obsession? And it costs $30 too, just get a regular flag for $5 and scribble on it. 😂👌
 
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