Shitty Etsy Products

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Coelacanth said:
Most of them seem to be more liberal places - especially the dildo companies (which my recommended section is now full of thanks to finding that image of the penis dinosaur with the Rock's face on it *sigh*). They're the sort who'll protest about literally anything until they get bored or offended about something else.
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That's what I noticed too, like, I checked some of the places I got some of my wedding stuff at and most of them are not participating and why would they? In a couple weeks, it will be the start of wedding season when they are most busy.
 
More off-topic weeb-related shit (sorry) - I'm not a fan of most anime (partially because of the art style, mostly because of the culture within and surrounding anime) but I love Studio Ghibli movies. The movies actually got me interested in Japanese culture and history! I wanted to get a better understanding of the cultural references in the movies, so I did some research. I definitely kind of get the impression that there is some reluctance to share about their lives, probably because of shitty American weebs and their cultural appropriation.

Have some Etsy products. I've been saving them while I browse.

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Why would you wear this? Are you supposed to pin it to your underwear? I know people joke about how men can't find the clit, but if he can't find it do you really expect him to bother reading your buttons?

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One of my favorite (to laugh at) apparel shops for munchies! "Cute" and "malformation" shouldn't go in the same sentence, and if "cute" is supposed to be modifying "shirt" then that's objectively wrong too.

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Not shitty, just odd. If they weren't going to use a pizza scent, they could've at least done pineapple scent instead of banana coconut.
 
Vampyroteuthis infernalis said:
More off-topic weeb-related shit (sorry) - I'm not a fan of most anime (partially because of the art style, mostly because of the culture within and surrounding anime) but I love Studio Ghibli movies. The movies actually got me interested in Japanese culture and history! I wanted to get a better understanding of the cultural references in the movies, so I did some research. I definitely kind of get the impression that there is some reluctance to share about their lives, probably because of shitty American weebs and their cultural appropriation.

Have some Etsy products. I've been saving them while I browse.

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Why would you wear this? Are you supposed to pin it to your underwear? I know people joke about how men can't find the clit, but if he can't find it do you really expect him to bother reading your buttons?

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One of my favorite (to laugh at) apparel shops for munchies! "Cute" and "malformation" shouldn't go in the same sentence, and if "cute" is supposed to be modifying "shirt" then that's objectively wrong too.

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Not shitty, just odd. If they weren't going to use a pizza scent, they could've at least done pineapple scent instead of banana coconut.
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Also a Ghibli fan here. It's just good story telling with themes that I'm interested in. I haven't been interested in the little kid stuff like Totoro or Kiki's Delivery service in a long time, but it's been fun having it on for my little one.

When I was a kid I was blown away by Akira and Vampire Hunter D because it was just so completely different than anything else I had ever seen. I started consuming any and all Japanimation I could get my hands on, which wasn't a lot in the 80s and 90s. But at some point I realized most anime and manga is crap - half the charm is just because it's from another culture I didn't really understand.

I feel like it's the prerogative of teenagers to wear and say a bunch of offensive shit and see how far they can get away with it. It's just normal boundary pushing that comes with making that awkward transition from a lil' babby to a functioning adult. But once you're a functioning adult, why? I'm trying to imagine a 35 year old woman wearing the clit pin. She'd be an embarrassment to any partner she had. It's just immature.
 
Lady Bizness said:
I'm trying to imagine a 35 year old woman wearing the clit pin. She'd be an embarrassment to any partner she had. It's just immature.
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I got a "Cliterally awesome" sticker with my birth control prescription the other day, with a drawing of the entire structure and a cute smiley face on it. That shit went in the trash. I am a woman in my 30s, who the hell likes that shit? It's embarrassing.

( and disappointing since it's usually a cute animal sticker with a cheesy postive quote that I turn into fridge magnets.)
 
Delaited said:
I got a "Cliterally awesome" sticker with my birth control prescription the other day, with a drawing of the entire structure and a cute smiley face on it. That shit went in the trash. I am a woman in my 30s, who the hell likes that shit? It's embarrassing.

( and disappointing since it's usually a cute animal sticker with a cheesy postive quote that I turn into fridge magnets.)
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That's kind of creepy, really. Who the hell thought it was appropriate to send that with medical supplies?
 
I can't recall if this got posted before but I came across this.

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Basically you pay $3.33 for someone roleplaying as a character you find "comforting", not only is this really a waste of a few buck, it's generally dumb as shit because this is literally a scam for a roleplay you can do with another weirdo online for free.

Plus the seller wants your ID to verify.
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Massa's Little Buckie said:
Can I request being comforted by Hitler?
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It's only going to cost you a few bucks, so would be fun to troll! I think I'd ask for Charles Manson.

I'm just trying to imagine being the sort of person who says, "Yes, this is a service that I want in my life." I can't fathom it. I know there are people with navel gazing maggots in their brains who would like this, I just can't muster the empathy to understand it. I would never want an online psychic reading or magic spell but I can get with the stupidity of wanting one.
 
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I severely judge anyone who buys themselves a "cute dick plush" as much as the people who buy shit with "cliterally awesome" and vulvas on it. Congrats, you have genitals like the rest of us.

Etsy is filled to the brim with this cutesy genitalia shit and you can't turn it off or block it (people have been asking for years on the forums).
 
Was looking for some unpainted figures that were decently priced and came across a seller that puts random character's heads on little Buddha statues. I have no idea why you'd want one, but I've never liked statues of fatass Buddha since I associate them with shitty nail salons and annoying new age white women.

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Delaited said:
Etsy is filled to the brim with this cutesy genitalia shit and you can't turn it off or block it (people have been asking for years on the forums).
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Seriously what's the deal with that? Every fucking query you put in the items on the first page are somehow dick paraphernalia. At least some sellers have the decency to blur the thumbnail and put "18+" over it, but 99% of the time I'm trying to look for a cute vase or whatever with my grandma and have to immediately scroll past 5 different dick shaped planters.
 
Delaited said:
View attachment 3197460 I severely judge anyone who buys themselves a "cute dick plush" as much as the people who buy shit with "cliterally awesome" and vulvas on it. Congrats, you have genitals like the rest of us.

Etsy is filled to the brim with this cutesy genitalia shit and you can't turn it off or block it (people have been asking for years on the forums).
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Sorta takes plushophillia to a whole new level. Why torture your victims dolls by grafting a plush dick onto them when you can just buy the dick itself!
 
Ass Sniffer said:
I can't recall if this got posted before but I came across this.

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Basically you pay $3.33 for someone roleplaying as a character you find "comforting", not only is this really a waste of a few buck, it's generally dumb as shit because this is literally a scam for a roleplay you can do with another weirdo online for free.

Plus the seller wants your ID to verify.
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Chump said:
This is pretty weird idk if it was already posted, but I found this awhile ago on etsy.View attachment 3199165
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Jesus, it ticks all the awful bingo spaces. White woman with shitty dreads, shitty tattoos (one looks almost like a tarot card), "artistic nudity", and why the fuck is that shit gold. Oh and let's not forget the shitty confetti press-ons and the fact this shit is $59 from questionable sources that would go near your fucking vagina. Good god.
 
Hank Scorpio said:
Jesus, it ticks all the awful bingo spaces. White woman with shitty dreads, shitty tattoos (one looks almost like a tarot card), "artistic nudity", and why the fuck is that shit gold. Oh and let's not forget the shitty confetti press-ons and the fact this shit is $59 from questionable sources that would go near your fucking vagina. Good god.
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It gets so much worst my friend they have fucking full waist down kits the seller is called 3D perceptions if you want to take a look out of morbid curiosity, but I think it could be summed up to crusty hippie wants you to put plaster on your gentiles.

Kuchipatchi said:
"12 people have this in their carts"
Why?

Wouldn't doing something like that get plastering stuff up your cooch and be hard to remove? Would it be harmful?
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I am not a woman so I don't know about it being hard to remove. It seemed to me like someone might end up with a plaster tampon. It get worst they sell a dick mold kit and one of the examples was hard. That means some one legit had to stay hard for hours for the plaster to set.
 
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