Shitty Etsy Products

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Working in ABA I have to keep a bunch of tangibles for rewards and such so while searching for some frozen items to addI ran across this:
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The person sells little potty photos of every disney/marvel character they can....
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Considering its "homemade" figured this counted under etsy creations.
 
smegma enthusiast said:
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Yo uh what the fuck is this?
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Oh god... that's triggering every single autistic sensory issue I have just looking at it. It looks like it'd be filled with dirty mattress stuffing and damp and smelling like piss. Needles hidden here and there to prick you if you squeeze too hard. Rigid in the wrong places and floppy in the wrong places...

...oh god get it away from me...
 
In case you wanted more proof of how furries coom to cartoon dogs made for little children, here is a Bluey themed pup play hood:

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I am a tard and did not link the listing since it was on mobile, but it appears to have either sold out or been taken down. Hope it was the latter, but this is Etsy we’re talking about.

Fun fact: I found this listing while image searching for a photo of Bluey for someone that had not heard of it. It was the top suggestion in the shopping tab above the image results that Google sometimes gives you.
 
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𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 said:
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Edit for tax: this person just straight up sewed a piece of some huge jeans onto a shirt and is trying to sell it for $60.

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And some denim patches onto a random hoodie for $52:

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Some beautifully done upcycled denim jackets by @rifatto_handmade on IG


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lol YEEZY F/W 2023
 
Hay gurls let's fuck up my etsy recommendations again!

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Today's theme is... candles.

Someone put up their site name as a logo because I don't think they know how to use
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Meanwhile, someone else is using the 50k as a placeholder.
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I don't know what this is but I'm not paying for it.
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Big tubbo with little (or no) duck is killing me.
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Massive dysphoria inducing hips on my breast removed candle!
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And finally, this?

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Thanks Microsoft Translate for that incomprehensible take.

I should look at the Etsy reviews next time, especially for the witchcraft ones. There's always a few special people there.
 
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Why the fuck does shit like this just pop up when I'm searching for dolls, not even those creepy realistic baby dolls. Just dolls. Then I look at the profile and it's full of nightmare fuel.
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Ten pages of this.
 
PandaChai said:
My only guess would be teaching aides? But then why on etsy? Is there any way to see their keywords?
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They're not teaching aids. They're just like reborn dolls, which I think are usually either used for weird adult baby doll play or for coping with infertility/miscarriages. These are exceptionally bad, even when compared to others in the same price range.

This is what $750 gets you at this shop:
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These are all cheaper from other shops:
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These are just overpriced deformed baby dolls.
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The pregnancy-related anatomical parts are something I haven't seen before though, like the umbilical cords and placentas. Not sure what the purpose of those is, but I'm still fairly certain it's not education. These do not seem to be the most anatomically correct models. placenta.PNG
Other honorable mentions: the "finger dildo", a baby bird, "full body silicone", and a $1200 cast of a real sphynx cat.
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Why the fuck does shit like this just pop up when I'm searching for dolls, not even those creepy realistic baby dolls. Just dolls. Then I look at the profile and it's full of nightmare fuel.
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I know it's not, but everything in my head screams "FETISH" or "SEX DOLL". It feels like when I look at those butterflies with the false eyes and they creep you out because your brain short circuits looking at them - I know they're not eyes, but deep down...
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If there is one thing I can't fucking stand, it's those fucking "identity cards" specifically the fresh off the shit grill new age globo homo shit. This is on the same tier as someone giving you an autism card. Imagine spending $6.57 and tax for letting people know that you are "quirky" and "special". Might as well wear a "Children must stay 20 feet away from me" shirt. Also the "be trans do crime" shit stickers as well. Because stealing a 99 cent bic pen from walmart is for sure going to end capitalism.
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I was looking for some witchcraft or new age woo, for either this thread or the Witchcraft General thread - but I came across something I actually love:

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She sends you both the gemstone AND the video of her cat picking it out for you. I'm so dumb, I adore this and really might give in sometime.
 
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