Selfshipping / Yumeshipping Community - Autists who think that Draco Malfoy and Astarion are their actual husbands, plagued with predators and people spending 50k for animations

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This post came across my reddit feed and the Minion selfshippers are "fighting". One of them reads like a hyperhypersensitive doormat and the other seems to be possibly trolling.





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It is hard for me to think how this person navigates the world with this kind of fragility.
 
This post came across my reddit feed and the Minion selfshippers are "fighting". One of them reads like a hyperhypersensitive doormat and the other seems to be possibly trolling.



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Im not experienced with archiving, hopefully I didn't fuck it up.

It is hard for me to think how this person navigates the world with this kind of fragility.
Unsure whether to piss myself laughing at the ridiculousness of it, how it seems really serious to everybody, that if the guy isn't trolling he's that angry and deranged and the choice of character or be afraid about how old these people might be and the kind of dysfunctional happenings they get up to in life that affect others. I feel a bit bad for the girl. It's an ugly life for the oversensitive.

What is up with the selfshippers of yellow characters being batshit crazy anyway? Within the last 10 years alone I've seen:

>>The multiple instances of males and females cutting Bill Cipher into their skin, the obscenities with Billdip and human Bill and that Bill was humanized at all, ever, never mind at almost every opportunity

>>The all consuming derangement and obsession around Toy Chica, Renamon and Fluttershy

>>a Pacman gooner who spammed a big amount of Pacman porn in the official discord around kids while the mods were gone at some presentation in Japan for Pacman World 2 Repac

>>the AUs where Sundrop is a whore working at iHop or a stripper and/or prostitute are among the most popular and there is a very big amount of bizzaro type porn that I haven't seen for another character yet (not even about these AUs)

>>a Flowey selfshipper saying publically that they wanted to kill kids and adults in their family in a lengthy post and one of the reasons was about negative comments or opinions from the family about being obsessed with Flowey

>>all of the shit with Wally Darling where many adults and underages were wishing for kidnapping/pregancy/rape on tiktok, telling fan VAs to do lines about it even though they harshly kept refusing or going out of their way to make or write porn that sometimes had rape about specifically sex repulsed AU Wallys

>>weird art, comics, porn and ships with Ed of EENE of all males. Pikachu has the same issue.

Kinda wish I saved some of this. But it would all probably be easy to find except for possibly the Flowey one (I think reddit banned them for it) and maybe the Bill cuts. Has anyone seen a wild Spongebob yume? I've seen multiple regular ones, not any bad behavior yet. Can you imagine if Hazbin, Helluva or TADC had a yellow character?

And sorry to powerlevel being in or around all of these retardo fandoms. But I thought the observation will enrich or benefit the study of the science. Please share any yellow yumes that may have been missed.
 
Taking the thread title literally and tossing Mr Crowbar here. She's an Astarion selfshipper in denial. For just under three years She's been drawing a comic about her player character (Aldiirn, the blue one) going through the game and romancing Astarion. She refuses to acknowledge that her main character is a self insert. Just because they’re both trans, and both obsessed with likes, and both have mothers who wish they’d never been born doesn’t mean it’s a self insert!

The weirder part for me though is that, even though she’s not drawing porn, she’s very obviously making fetish material. Her self insert has been slowly but surely gaining weight throughout her comics. She makes comics about Astarion sneaking them food and show off the weight gain regularly. Crowbar has bragged about how good she’s gotten at drawing double chins. But if you ask her directly, she’ll insist she’s asexual. She just draws comics about Astarion tickling her self insert until they fart because she thinks it’s funny. There’s nothing weird about it :)

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Like I mentioned, Crowbar is also obsessed with likes. About a month ago someone reposted her art to reddit and got more upvotes than she’s ever gotten by posting something. This pissed her off so bad that just last week she opened up her own forum that “works just likes reddit” and is trying to invite as many artists as she can. I think it’s likely it’ll just fizzle out into nothing, but I wanted to post it because the potential for stupidity is there.

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I recalled more. Idk how I forgot but there's also Tails. Which I've seen VA harassment and stalking, life size male, female and "femboy" sex dolls and all sorts of radioactive art. Springtrap, which seems to have corrupted lots of tumblr women and sadly quotev preteens. All sorts of screwed up art, stories, sometimes pedo snuff shit. Sometimes support/fetish of irl pedo and murder shit from a few adult fans. That time Bad Dragon sold his dildos. Queen Bee from Helluva, though I have not seen anything of note yet except 8 foot dolls of her. I couldn't finish Helluva Boss or follow that fandom. Reuben from Lilo and Stitch apparently has fangirls and boys, and a very popular ship with Gantu. Good for him. I'm tired of Disney ignoring him. Simba had that furry change his irl name to Simba, people also self ship with his underage son, Kion and Simba as a cub. There is all sorts of lewd Lion King shit for sale, pillows, plush, bad dragons, stickers and even supposedly lion feet and asshole scented sprays (If its from a real lion why and how did they get it or were allowed to legally!?). After learning this, and suffering pain and embarassment from the live actions, I considered discontinuing informing others that I like Lion King.

Also as of Friday TADC now has a yellow character, an anthro toony golden retriever named Scratch with less than 2 minutes of content, 0 dialogue or personality ques or backstory aside from being a programmer with a brain tumor and the first to abstract/die. Already has multiple yumes and ships. On the subject of TADC, the Caine yumes are in a massive crisis too. I imagine the one with over 1k Caine items in a shrine is having it particularly rough.

The yellow yume theory needs to be studied as diligently as the makings of and psychology behind the tumblr sexymen phenomenon.

Count in Oddtripps / arefeetshoes / nnnoisepuppetv3 (of "massively into DHMIS Yellow Guy and a DHMIS fandom boogeyman(TM)" fame) as well?
Unfamiliar with the man. Just the muppet. Yumes of him are rare. Most of the fandom passes on him for Red Guy, Tony, Colin, Steve or Coffin. I'm glad because at least those are all adults. It's usually the pedoproshipper or child abuse angst dead dove mfs who like him in my experience. Please enlighten us more.
 
Please enlighten us more.
I even started a thread, thing is: 1) the internet connection on my side regularly shits the bed (thus making proper archiving nearly impossible, so guess I'll have to attach screencaps to next posts IF the Farms remain reachable over here), and 2) Tripps pooned out and disappeared from tumblr for a few months, then SUDDENLY. returned with, like, three or four blogs, reviving his original one (oddtripps) and cranking his nsfw shit up to eleven on nnnoisepuppetv3 (all of this WHILE sending half-assed apologies to his ex-mutuals).
 
I even started a thread, thing is: 1) the internet connection on my side regularly shits the bed (thus making proper archiving nearly impossible, so guess I'll have to attach screencaps to next posts IF the Farms remain reachable over here), and 2) Tripps pooned out and disappeared from tumblr for a few months, then SUDDENLY. returned with, like, three or four blogs, reviving his original one (oddtripps) and cranking his nsfw shit up to eleven on nnnoisepuppetv3 (all of this WHILE sending half-assed apologies to his ex-mutuals).
I just read it. I'm really confused and freaked out about why someone with this specific traumatic life experience attached to DHMIS SPECIFICALLY. I've seen it, I'm a fan, I know all the details. I think this is a potentially extremely unhealthy situation.

While there is no SA of any sort in DHMIS, every episode has really weird, very uncomfy feeling (but normal for horror and effective) intensely framed, forced torture with gore, characters screaming and poorly fighting back against the attackers, characters yelling at each other (a big one and on their trigger list) and sudden "home invasions" (the appliances and house hold objects start singing and torturing the main 3 characters) in this specific portrayal, it feels as close to rape as you can get without involving sexual references. This does not even touch upon how the main theme of the series is forced child abuse. The yellow guys (sometimes referred to by fanon names David, Doi or Manny) father, Roy, put his kid in this unnatural home and hostile environment to torture him on purpose and its implied that he CREATED it too. The character Roy doesn't ever talk, but he refers to it as "Punishment Land" in official written material. Father's Day is featured as a gloomy, looming, special date/personal 9/11 in this series. In the tv series, there is a the hills have eyes style HUMAN (but still puppet) family where it seems incest or something sinister is implied about their horrible existence/disarrayed and decaying way of living/the way they look, talk and act. This family has a chance to torture our main cast and the episode ends with Roy cannibalizing that family, including 2 small kids, while they yell and scream.

I fail to understand what attracts somebody to Yellow Guy, unlike the other DHMIS guys mentioned. He is not conventionally attractive, doesnt have a body you can twist, humanize or object head-ize to make more attractive and he is a child who I find almost impossible to look at as an adult or ageless. He is EXTREMELY retarded, much worse than Ed from EENE. He identifies as a pig (yes really) and squeals very angrily, autisticly at the red guy and crow in a fight in the credits of an episode. In one episode the red guy and crow have called him a bleeped out slur/swear word, which I remember being implied to be the word retard. I understand the "appeal" of yellow guy x Roy even less. But I will note that this mf didn't invent and probably didn't popularize that ship in case you didn't know.

"The simping over steak" mention brings back a horrible memory of this underage girl Steak selfshipper, who was probably abused irl looking back, writing and drawing more heinous than usual rape art and fics of herself and Steak Guy. I'm not sure if this was worse than the other underage girl who had a huge fetish and obsession for Tony the Clock accelerating time to rot pieces of flesh into big holes with organs showing in their body (kind of like his torture scenes in the series), choking, drugging, raping, kidnapping and killing her in some personal pocket dimension over and over again.

Normal traumatized kids just fantasized about being friends with or adopted and taken away by the Creepypasta family or some shit like that. I haven't seen something of this flavor or degree yet and now my week is worse.
 
I fail to understand what attracts somebody to Yellow Guy, unlike the other DHMIS guys mentioned. He is not conventionally attractive, doesnt have a body you can twist, humanize or object head-ize to make more attractive and he is a child who I find almost impossible to look at as an adult or ageless. He is EXTREMELY retarded, much worse than Ed from EENE. He identifies as a pig (yes really) and squeals very angrily, autisticly at the red guy and crow in a fight in the credits of an episode. In one episode the red guy and crow have called him a bleeped out slur/swear word, which I remember being implied to be the word retard. I understand the "appeal" of yellow guy x Roy even less. But I will note that this mf didn't invent and probably didn't popularize that ship in case you didn't know.
Unless he changed in the new series. I'm thinking she liked the OG representation of YG.
 
Unless he changed in the new series. I'm thinking she liked the OG representation of YG.
He displayed more/became even more retarded (the pig thing was new) Though I guess there was a little bit more detail and personality added to the character due to the different tone and storytelling of the tv series. Theres also the Leslie storyline/backstory where he may be her dead human son. I still... just damn wtf. People saw appeal in Bill Cipher's power or personality, so had a reason, and if we go by popularity were successful in turning him sexy. Wth is even here to go off of with Yellow Guy? I see more sense in the giga autists trying to make BFDI characters hot. I'm disturbed by this dude. Its fortunate that hes just crazy and nothing worse. (So far) I think a ton of people would resort to murder or suicide, maybe mass murder eventually after childhood rape, 22 foster homes and god knows what else. This system man. They didn't deserve that as a kid.
 
He displayed more/became even more retarded (the pig thing was new) Though I guess there was a little bit more detail and personality added to the character due to the different tone and storytelling of the tv series. Theres also the Leslie storyline/backstory where he may be her dead human son. I still... just damn wtf. People saw appeal in Bill Cipher's power or personality, so had a reason, and if we go by popularity were successful in turning him sexy. Wth is even here to go off of with Yellow Guy? I see more sense in the giga autists trying to make BFDI characters hot. I'm disturbed by this dude. Its fortunate that hes just crazy and nothing worse. (So far) I think a ton of people would resort to murder or suicide, maybe mass murder eventually after childhood rape, 22 foster homes and god knows what else. This system man. They didn't deserve that as a kid.
It just sounds they're dealing with a problem in their own way which shouldn't be public. It's like watching someone's mental state deca6 in real time.
 
Back in my day we just called it "Selfshipping" not this yume whatever, it was a shamelessly indulgent hobby and that was the novelty. Strange to see people take it seriously and add all these terms and develop this whole system. On one hand it's impressive, but on the other I'm sad that the core of selfshipping seems to be lost with all this legalism. That is, shameless self indulgence. How are you self indulging if you have to memorize a whole table of words and worry about some "non-sharer" pitching a hissy fit.
I don't see "shipping" itself as always wrong, but when it's done to an unhealthy extreme or in a delusional way, that's when there may be a serious problem going on there.

For example, it's one thing for a nerdy lonely gal to just draw a fanart of herself with some character. But it's quite another to fixate in a Tumblr-ish way with "identity politics" BS, stir up drama and "call out" any "antis", and really identify as a "partner" of said fictional character. And "Chris Chan" thinking he is "married" to Mewtwo.
I think the difference is obvious, as long as you don't think the character is real you're good. If you start thinking their real or seriously longing for them to be real, then it's getting unhealthy.
I think people are allowed to have their scrunglys and scrimblos (humanoid adult ones at least)
I know what you mean when you say this, like I know you mean "Don't jerk off to feral", but I still want to be pedantic and point out the hundreds of tumblr girls into the computer from Electric Dreams just because I want everyone to be aware of his tumblr sexyman status.
Iiirc Sonic is 15 and it's fairly frowned upon to not selfship with minors if you're an adult in the community. But yeah, good art!
Iirc (And I do) Sonic hasn't been 15 since 2020. In 2020, Sega got rid of their ages cause they realized it's retarded for a 15 year old to be saving the world and never going to school like some fucking delinquent. Sega's now been pushing for him to be an "Adult" in general. No exact age, just "Of age".
Ah that's also a thing people don't like either. Aging up. But I always was like. "They have a birthday right? Sonic's anniversary date is technically his birthday. Why would SEGA give him a birthday if it's named after himself?"
I never got why ageing up was problematic. It's problematic to grow up now?
But she didn't age him up, I was saying that Sonic has aged with her... He's gone up in age with her.
I could marry Sonic if I wanted to.
 
I never got why ageing up was problematic. It's problematic to grow up
Cuz pedophillia. Apparently. I always assume it's because the crazy fags view it as a REAL HECKIN' RELATIONSHIP.
 
I never got why ageing up was problematic. It's problematic to grow up now?
It's mostly just autistic infighting about headcanons with whatever characters are relevant in my experience (from 2010s tumblr, I have no idea what's going on nowadays but I don't think fandoms ever change much) but there are also the people who use the argument to draw porn of underage characters without changing their appearance and just put an "all characters are 18+" warning on it, which is about as weird as the 1000-year-old loli etc trope to me. Maybe I'm completely wrong though.
 
I never got why ageing up was problematic. It's problematic to grow up now?
I think SJWs may think that a character somehow remains frozen at whatever age they are in "canon", in perpetuity. Reeks of "Chris Chan" thinking fiction as real elsewhere.

Cuz pedophillia.
The "woke" position on pedophilia is inconsistent. Sometimes they are so against being pedos that attraction to a short woman is "pedophilia", or a character who is underage in "canon" but clearly not in the fan work is (even if the latter is weird). And yet other times favor it, like with the "Cuties" crap, or wanting kids exposed to LGBTQ sex.
 
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tbf Edgar from Electric Dreams IS a lil cutie
I mean like duh
It's mostly just autistic infighting about headcanons with whatever characters are relevant in my experience (from 2010s tumblr, I have no idea what's going on nowadays but I don't think fandoms ever change much) but there are also the people who use the argument to draw porn of underage characters without changing their appearance and just put an "all characters are 18+" warning on it, which is about as weird as the 1000-year-old loli etc trope to me. Maybe I'm completely wrong though.
It's not just a tumblr thing though. The sharty partially doxxed some guy for "pedophilia", and the pedophilia was ageing up Tails and making porn of him. It's a view I see sorta scattered about websites that's always perplexed me.
 
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