Selfshipping / Yumeshipping Community - Autists who think that Draco Malfoy and Astarion are their actual husbands, plagued with predators and people spending 50k for animations

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It's not just a tumblr thing though. The sharty partially doxxed some guy for "pedophilia", and the pedophilia was ageing up Tails and making porn of him. It's a view I see sorta scattered about websites that's always perplexed me.
I do believe if the character isn't different from theîr child apperance if they are to be aged up then that's you being lazy. Not all characters remain the same. Take Morel Orel for example. He has a canon adult look.
 
It's not just a tumblr thing though. The sharty partially doxxed some guy for "pedophilia", and the pedophilia was ageing up Tails and making porn of him. It's a view I see sorta scattered about websites that's always perplexed me.
That's why I said the part about porn after the part about tumblr, sorry if my sentence structure sucked. I used to see "aged up" smut writing on tumblr before the porn ban anyway..
The pedophilia stance is a fairly widespread thing, it's easy to assume whoever is making the porn is attracted to the underage version of the character etc, so you get drama about that
 
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This made me cackle. I don't get the appeal of some of these characters people "fall in love" with. It's just a bunch of spheres and cylinders from a shitty roblox game or something.

The poster's post history is hidden and I'm too lazy to figure out how to view it by force. The bio alone was quite the treat itself though. Going off of her achievements she's terminally on Reddit. Many such cases. Sad.

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This made me cackle. I don't get the appeal of some of these characters people "fall in love" with. It's just a bunch of spheres and cylinders from a shitty roblox game or something.

The poster's post history is hidden and I'm too lazy to figure out how to view it by force. The bio alone was quite the treat itself though. Going off of her achievements she's terminally on Reddit. Many such cases. Sad.

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>The real Sayori herself
>pooner
 
This made me cackle. I don't get the appeal of some of these characters people "fall in love" with. It's just a bunch of spheres and cylinders from a shitty roblox game or something.
Those are indeed spheres and cylinder from a shitty Roblox game.
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I still have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at though, nor why it's popular enough to have an officially-released plush, nor what this person sees in it to selfship with it. The weirdest F/O competition theory strikes again.
 
I do believe if the character isn't different from theîr child apperance if they are to be aged up then that's you being lazy. Not all characters remain the same. Take Morel Orel for example. He has a canon adult look.
The Tails was like actually reinterpreted to be an adult. He made him like 6 foot with a six pack and polo shirt, I thought "Fair play".
The "I aged them up" is similar to the loli con excuse.
If they're not actually "aged up" then ya I agree. Like if you take idk Bubbles from PPG and make porn of her and say "I aged her up" and she looks the exact same then that's still pedophilia. There was this one South Park NSFW artist that got in trouble for that, he claimed he "aged them up" but they had the exact same design as their kid version except they had massive asses. I think they even still went to school LOL. And let's not forget Yandere Dev.

When I consider it fine is when they're actually aged up, like an actual adult reinterpretation of them. On the topic of PPG, something like teacupballerina's designs
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I personally genuinely struggle to see how this is pedophillic.
The pedophilia stance is a fairly widespread thing, it's easy to assume whoever is making the porn is attracted to the underage version of the character etc, so you get drama about that
I saw it like 50/50. I see an equal amount of people say "It's fine" as I see people say "It's not fine". Personally I think the whole debate is dumb and full of a lot of people on both sides being purposefully stubborn. It sorta reminds me of the "Erm you can't sexualize the FNAF animatronics cause there's dead kids inside of them" drama but like slightly more reasonable, at least I can somewhat get the concern here.
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This made me cackle. I don't get the appeal of some of these characters people "fall in love" with. It's just a bunch of spheres and cylinders from a shitty roblox game or something.

The poster's post history is hidden and I'm too lazy to figure out how to view it by force. The bio alone was quite the treat itself though. Going off of her achievements she's terminally on Reddit. Many such cases. Sad.

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Maybe it's a personality thing. Also "The real" means she's fictionkin, meaning she unironically believes she is indeed Sayori from DDLC. Iirc it's a common schizophrenia symptom that's encouraged by tumblr.
 
If they do not bother to actually change how they look, that is: it is like that "she's really a 9001 year old vampire" crap.
In Lios thread a user involved in his server. Dr. Godotnik liked lolicon. May from Pokemon which WAS CLAIMED TO BE AGED UP. But her face looked the same. The fact that the ACC is against lolicons but kept this guy around is saying something really.
 
@Dr. Arinsu If you REALLY wanna get this thread bumping, then you're shooting for WAAAAAY too small of targets. Most yumeshippers are lolcows because of shit they do completely unrelated to yumeshipping. The most cow-ish yumeshippers are the non-sharers. This thread can't be pointing at some unconventional yume and going "Wow he's ugly" all day.

If you want some REAL milk, might I suggest looking into RADQUEER yumeshippers. "Radqueer" is a fringe LGBT movement that aims to accept all "good faith identities", essentially just literal anything. This is where you hear terms such as "Trans ID", "Trans race", and most horrifyingly "Trans age"-- Something that's legit being investigated by the FBI. They also are "pro-para" which includes being pro "The big 3", the big three being pedophilia zoophilia and necrophilia.

Some examples of the yumeship side
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That red and black flag with the pentagram is the Xenosatanism flag, a "political ideology" that seeks to legalize a lot of crazy shit including child sex work and abolish the AOC
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(Yes, that is the MAP flag)
This is just a suggestion, the only downside is that I could see new lurkers coming and thinking that this is what ALL yumeshippers are like, and they start panicking thinking that we have a new pedo cabal on our hands when nah it's just the old one trying to get buddy buddy with the new autist trend. Maybe if you want you could edit the OP if you decide to go the radqueer direction (Emphasizing that the thread is for the most abhorrent of yumeshippers rather than the average normal yumeshipper), if you even can edit it, idk I've never made a thread.
 
Honestly this is a catchall for all selfshippers. I've already faught with critical community over shit on Tumblr. If they freak out. It's usually because they're overreactionary. Most Tumblrinas use the site as source despite bitching about the stuff on here. I don't personally see selfshippers as Lolcows as my definition of them have to be eccentric or reluctant to change, (Which honestly fits PreciousLeaf and Chris Chan.), it's good to also share regular yumes that aren't troublesome can be allowed. Mainly as eyebleach.

I'm more laidback wifh this thread provided that people don't use this thread as hunting grounds or personal army requests which had happened pages before. Do not cross me, I will track down your Tumblr and post it to the thread. We do have a dedicated Radqueer thread though. But I do want to issue out some fair criticisms myself. If the person isn't doing any behavior I deem as harmful or lolcowish then it's fair to assume they are harmless.

Though that loosely depends on the criteras rather then their issues. Like for instance, my friend is into Piccolo but she doesn't go around yelling at double shippers and other things. She much rather just stick in her own corner and write her fantasy worlds. I do believe this community has milk. But they're just a rehash of the same damn person.

Yes, we should include more variety, which is why I want all forms and not the crazies. Add more. If it's someone who doesn't have a huge presence online. Then I do not care. Someone like Endive is an example of a Lolcow. And no, PartyCoffin isn't a lolcow nor is the creator of TCOAAL.

Lastly. My criteras are based on OG definitions rather then the new terms, not everyone considers everything as a lolcow anymore as a lolcow can become s horrorcow such on. For instance I do not consider Vivianne Medrano to be a lolcow despite the fact she fits multiple OG Lolcows like DSP and Chris Chan, partially because I do believe and root for her to change for the better even though I know it's not there. I am waiting for that one push for me to decide.
 
Update: Julianne has deactivated her tumblr. Apparently without warning too, as none of her enabler friends actually know where she is or if she's even alive.
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Someone has speculated that she went down the ol' sewer slide, but provided no evidence. (archive)

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Honestly, good riddance. There was clearly something wrong with her and all of those ""friends"" of hers weren't fucking helping.
I stand corrected, although it seems like she's keeping most of her "house guest" selfship nonsense on a different blog

Pinned post from the cursed-casanova blog. It seems like she hasn't changed at all since her little "break".
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Full image plus an additional reel from Hairston found in the replies to ToonHive’s tweet:
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Yeah, skin whoever this pedophile is.
More info:

The person who sent this email was in the vent thread on Witchan (a Lolcow.Farm splinter site) live posting about it. She (allegedly it's a black
woman doing this) claims she did it because she saw signs from the universe (seeing a lot of posts about Hazel) that apparently gave her the impression that when she died she'd become a 10 year old in the afterlife and have a relationship with Hazel. Apparently she also sent Hazel's VA a previous email using racial slurs to describe people who shipped Hazel with other characters and insists Hazel's VA and others who like Hazel are demons from Hell, when people said she should get therapy for possibly having psychosis and BPD she insisted nothing was wrong with her while also claiming therapy "treats demons". She's now having a meltdown about this getting attention

https://archive.is/2026.04.07-08:08:56/https://witchan.org/txt/thread/3219

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