💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

[️ronic]

Despite him saying that he's quit Twitter for good (again), he's back!

And hoo boy, does he have some hot takes:

Spoiler: Tweets

Roy comments on Musk's takeover of Twitter, and somehow has a worse idea than Elon:




He is still being harassed and defamed based on things accidentally said in 2014 (despite the fact that he's since publicly affirmed these viewpoints):

(also, someone named 'Yuppie' following him on Twitter is proof of harassment)


Roy warned the DHS about covid and the didn't listen. He's obviously been muted by them, because otherwise he'd be Secretary by now.



The Gold Standard has been abandoned for decades, but Roy has to point it out now (also, some inflation sperging at the Fed):



Roy singlehandedly warned us about Covid, but we didn't listen. Truly a modern tragic hero. He deserves a Nobel Prize:


Miscellaneous:

My favorite quote from the entire thing:

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Edit:

Now, why would he need to do that? Is Roy compiling a list of more "harassers"?

 

[️ronic]

Roy has a dumb business idea:


At least he's honest about his prospects.

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e: Looks like he's finally working on his book (again):

 

[AprilRains]

When Roy starts in on a theme, he runs it into the ground:

EDIT: I think the tweet in this post that I most despise is Roy's whining about his arranged marriage. Well, you weren't much of a bargain yourself, Roy, but it if hadn't been for her and your brothers, you would have starved.

 

[️ronic]

I think the tweet in this post that I most despise is Roy's whining about his arranged marriage.

Immagine being his wife reading that tweet. I don't know how I'd react to my spouce publicly admitting that they despise our marriage.

 

[Toasty]

Immagine being his wife reading that tweet. I don't know how I'd react to my spouce publicly admitting that they despise our marriage.

I imagine she despises it far more than he does. It was arranged for her too and now she's stuck with a giant ugly manbaby who refuses to provide for his family, instead chasing unrealistic and immature foolishness of being some kind of financial genius or musical sensation. In a traditional marriage like that she will have expected that she and her children would be fully supported by a hard working husband. Instead she got Roy rolled. At least their families seem to be ensuring that she and her children aren't destitute.

 

[Bassomatic]

HOLE E SHIT

Roy got a job, passed a fucking series and it's at a place that's quite respectable... well was till this hire. Whoa, I'm half about to shift my holdings away before Roy blows thru it buying NFTs that he himself doodles on cocktail napkins.

I'm not even trying to be mean here, Roy is not bright, Roy doesn't have drive, etc Roy managed to pass a test that's pretty damn hard, even with my backround and cert in something else I don't think i could do it dry (funny enough Roy who's trying to run a scam) a lot of the exam covers legal things. So Roy understands the law, he just chooses not to follow it. That's something his employer should really be worried about. I'd like to restate, both because Roy loves to complain about his HADERZ and this sites rules, hands off the poop (don't go calling his job etc) but seriously, this guy is NOT someone who should be trusted with securities, I'm really shocked he made the cut, let alone the backround check.

If Roy does push his scam or says he's planning to do something insane, duty to report comes up and well we aren't the only people watching him. I don't mean to hype post but I'm really taken back roy's managed to do anything let alone this, and be attached to whom he is.

It won't last.

Now to these tweets. Fucking brilliant Roy, call yourself an indentured servant, Roy your company is paying your bond. They choose to hire you, (god knows why) while it's hard work and not everyone does well brokers are pretty damn high up the overall life skills other people give you money, someone else pays your schooling and trading bond, and you just shuffle stocks etc. Sure it's talent based and social (god I'd love to have to see the client relations Roy has when someone calls him asking if Mircosoft is a good buy).

Honestly, in this day alone that tweet is enough for his job to just can him. Frankly if any of my employees said something like that and wasn't joking I'd probably stroll to HR and talk about adjusting their behavior because it reflects so badly on the corp and industry. I've legit read about shift managers at fucking burger king getting canned for calling themselves slaves.

Really give his brother tweet a few reads and let it sink in what he's saying. No his older brother didn't pull his hair, call him fat, or send him in the woods for a left handed smoke shifter. Roy is saying the man who put a roof over his head, bullied him by ... not being a royal fuck up. Making Roy look worse, and Roy is plenty good. So now I see how we all are bullies, in Roys broken brain.

It's so funny Roy keeps using the word force, he wasn't forced to go to school, he chose to, he wasn't forced to get married he chose to. Roy who has a big racist streak in him loves to bash people but Roy's homeland is the one that makes arranged marriages legal. I do understand and respect the push to go to college (happened to me) and family pressure. Roy at 18 you're an adult, I know happy educated home owners who at 18 threw what little they had together and said fuck you and made it work. Roy, needed mommy and daddy to pay his bills and his wife, so he let these things happen and plays a victim. Roy couldn't roomshare and flip burgers to make ends meet. Roy couldn't join the Army and be assured a job, food, clothing etc. He's too good for that. Spoiled!

I'm thrilled seeing Roy is struggling at work smooth move Vanguard. How the FUCK again did this guy pass his series? I seriously suspect he won't stay employed long he's an idiot, rude, and risk to his employer. Also by his own admission, shitty at his job.


Either way, I'm thrilled to see the good "dr" back at it and endangering so many people's retirement and pensions.

 

[️ronic]

It's so funny Roy keeps using the word force, he wasn't forced to go to school, he chose to, he wasn't forced to get married he chose to.

While I can sympathize with dealing with parents pushing major life choices on you when it's not necessarily what you want, I somehow doubt Roy's parents were still nagging him about a college degree when he was still perusing his Batchelor's after 15 years.

 

[Bassomatic]

While I can sympathize with dealing with parents pushing major life choices on you when it's not necessarily what you want, I somehow doubt Roy's parents were still nagging him about a college degree when he was still perusing his Batchelor's after 15 years.

The scary part is his hope to get revenge. I mean Roy is def the kinda guy to put his folks in the cheapest nursing home and steal their SS checks. I'm just glad his brother will not let that happen.

All of us had parents that failed at a point, to some degree. Adults put this behind them, sometimes you have such toxic parents you cut them off. But revenge? That's childish, holds a lot of anger to you bringing a lot of bad juju to your own life.

Roy also speaks about how much he's a real winner. Now, as I just mentioned I suffered the college push. It worked out you know why? I worked. I am not mad at Momma and Poppa basso tbh I probably have a much better life but that's not here or there. What is, if you're a winner (and I don't mean rich I mean a fulfilled person) no matter what happens you come out, even if it takes some time.

Talking people who had drug problems in their teens and now a 5 bedroom house with a loving wife and kid. PTSDd out vets who mentor and work for a great charity, rape victims who have healthy mental and love lives etc.

Roys' in his 40s, owes a fuck ton of money by his own admission bad at his job that people start at in their 20s. The future looks so bright, I think I need a lamp.

 

[️ronic]

The DHS will never hear the end of him. I wonder why they don't hire randos on Twitter who say they can take over and run things?

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I imagine she despises it far more than he does. It was arranged for her too and now she's stuck with a giant ugly manbaby who refuses to provide for his family, instead chasing unrealistic and immature foolishness of being some kind of financial genius or musical sensation. In a traditional marriage like that she will have expected that she and her children would be fully supported by a hard working husband. Instead she got Roy rolled. At least their families seem to be ensuring that she and her children aren't destitute.

I truely feel for her. The expected norms in a culture like that seems very troubling as it is with not being able to choose your psrtner, but as yoy said,ending up with a giant crying man baby like Roy just seems unnecessarily cruel for that poor woman.

Do they have children? Is divorce ever excepted in these types of cultures? I have heard that even in Islamic marriages, the wife can request a divorce if the husband is unfit as his role of provider, or is u fit for children.

 

[️ronic]

It appears we have a new website from Roy: "Dangerous People List".
Link (https://archive.md/ohJTo)

As can be presumed, this is a list of everybody Roy perceives as having wronged him (sadly we did not make the cut ). Aside from the usual culprits of YouTube, Reddit, Twitter, Pewdiepie, etc., Roy list a woman who posted a meme about him TEN YEARS AGO.

Spoiler: The meme in question

And what does he want for this obviously defamatory tweet? Only a cool $100k.

What's most interesting to me are the two people mentioned last. These being the two relatives who he alleges called the Philly Police on him back in 2012. He claims they lied and said he had a gun and was threatening to shoot them:


He claims the page is a WIP, so stay tuned.

 

[Spunt]

Roy's "get paid to receive messages" idea is so stupid and illogical it's thrown my brain out of gear. Who would pay you to receive messages? Why would they pay you when they can email you for free? Then he says "I'm just the idea guy, now make it happen while I sit on my ass and receive cheques." It's the perfect synthesis of lazy and stupid, much like Roy himself.

Roy owes me $100 every time I read one of his brain-dead tweets.

 

[Toasty]

I truely feel for her. The expected norms in a culture like that seems very troubling as it is with not being able to choose your psrtner, but as yoy said,ending up with a giant crying man baby like Roy just seems unnecessarily cruel for that poor woman.

Do they have children? Is divorce ever excepted in these types of cultures? I have heard that even in Islamic marriages, the wife can request a divorce if the husband is unfit as his role of provider, or is u fit for children.

They have at least one child, and the impression that I get (I don't know this, nor do I have any evidence of it) is that while she is married to him she at least has the support of his family. He has mentioned that she has had to work to make ends meet because he doesn't. I find it disgusting that in his screeds he complains that he can't support himself, and never mentions his family responsibilities. He acts like he didn't have a choice to get married but he did. He lived up to that cultural expectation but refuses to live up to the other ones of being a hard worker and provider. He never considers the difficulties that he puts the people around him in, the burden he is on his wife, children, parents, brothers and in laws who all have to carry him on their backs while he tweets all day about how hard his life is. They must be absolutely mortified. They probably think that he's mentally ill or functionally retarded.

 

[Spunt]

They have at least one child, and the impression that I get (I don't know this, nor do I have any evidence of it) is that while she is married to him she at least has the support of his family. He has mentioned that she has had to work to make ends meet because he doesn't. I find it disgusting that in his screeds he complains that he can't support himself, and never mentions his family responsibilities. He acts like he didn't have a choice to get married but he did. He lived up to that cultural expectation but refuses to live up to the other ones of being a hard worker and provider. He never considers the difficulties that he puts the people around him in, the burden he is on his wife, children, parents, brothers and in laws who all have to carry him on their backs while he tweets all day about how hard his life is. They must be absolutely mortified. They probably think that he's mentally ill or functionally retarded.

Roy, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is indeed mentally ill. He is so detached from reality it borders on psychosis. Some of the ideas he comes out with simply can't be explained by stupidity alone. My best guess is schizoid or schizotypal personality disorder. He is prone to the kind of disjointed rambling that is the hallmark of schizophrenia, but he's just a bit too functional to qualify as a full-fat schizo.

He is also retarded of course. So his family are 2 for 2 in their assessment of his character.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm not going to be happy till I'm on that list. Not just KF but me Bassomatic blender of fish made in America.

Roy comes off first as a well regular dumb dumb, a little deeper look you see how nasty he is, so even light Roy watchers might see him as a stupid jerk. But the more you see how his mind fills these strange gaps or his ideas that just don't appeal to reality, something is wrong.

PS I play a doctor on TV sometimes so this is my legal statement, Roy is medically is.. The goldwater rule doesn't apply. I could knight you too but I charge for that.

As @Spunt mentioned, his idea of charging to get junk mail? That just it's something you'd make a joke about at a watercooler, or to a housemate. Him he's so caught up on get rich quick schemes and scams. He's now dreaming this could be real, just you figure out how and let him get all the money. This is not the thought path of someone well. We know Roy reads here, and he's a big old wimp, who turned down interviews. So I'd love to pick his brain on this plan.

I'm sure it boils down to his lawsuits is if he says I'm suing you, he thinks he doesn't really need a reason or proof of libel or slander. I'm pretty sure one day in 2nd grade I saw a commercial about lawyers and thought holy shit I could sue and be rich. There's a reason why second graders don't file law suits and we laymen even the educated and wealthy, use lawyers for the civil law (as well as criminal I'm not on any DHS watch lists.. just ATF). So I guess Roy thinks he can just bill CVS for sending you those coupons you don't want for cheaper blush or advil. Side note, if you are bored and REALLY want off lists for credit cards, all the letters they send are Prepaid, I for one, am SO thankful they offer me a line of credit, I want to give them a good deal and send them pizza coupons and other junk mail. While what ever a stamp costs isn't going to bankrupt Visa. Some poor intern has to deal with it and they are like... ok this guy is a dick take him on the list. It really works. I only do it to save trees (notice me Greta senpai) not because I'm a troll and in the winter I hate walking to that damned mail box. It's so far away.

Honestly, the fact Roy's family is supporting him and somewhat the wife is noble... maybe. I can't say I know much about pre set weddings but, if I was in a culture to do it and had a retard kid.. I guess I should pretty much hook it up since I'm dropping a special needs kid on someone. I'm sure before the knot was tied Roy was leeching off family anyway. I truly pity their spawn.

Lastly, to the words in his stupid little school shooter to be blog, the words of his towards his family, direct are falling under something that WOULD be legally actionable. Roy you got that nice little book of no nos both from HR and FINRA, you know you're sitting on the sidelines if someone accused you of perjury, even in an fiscal related police thing. To those not in the field, if someone says oh so and so filed a false report to the police or lied in court. You are losing your rights as a trader until it's cleared up, and your employer is probably going to act as well and probably expand on a unpaid suspension. I don't know what they do, but it's not just that line of work things like this apply to Mrs Basso works at a school district and non teaching but something unrelated like a non felony DUI stop, kiting checks her union will throw her to the wolves.

Victim Roy is not only clearly lying he's doing the EXACT thing he accuses everyone else of. Lastly, Roy gets it really easy here, we just laugh at him, and try to make sense of his thing, sure we take some shots (he's fat remember that) but nothing too bad esp compared to some cows. Roy's doing something past A logging, he's weening hard since there's possible risks he's putting his family in with his pajeet death note.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

What I can't wrap my head around is this. In his mind he 1000% believes his own bullshit. That he is in the right. Hes a total genius and everyone owes him money for obviously causing him trauma and defamation.

So why isn't he rich? Why hasn't he won any lawsuits? Does he have an excuse to as why the people he says owe him money have not paid him? Out of all the cows here he really gets my noggin joggin on the mental gymnastics he must play.

 

[NoosJunki]

"Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru. Our Frostie machine isn't working right now"
"BUT THAT'S JUST THE GAME"

 

[️ronic]

As @Spunt mentioned, his idea of charging to get junk mail? That just it's something you'd make a joke about at a watercooler,

Now that you mention it, this sounds like something Kramer from Seinfeld would come up with.

Kramer: "I've started charging to receive mail, Jerry."
Jerry: "You what?"
Kramer: "Yeah, I spend all this time reading these cards and letters, but no one's compensating me for it! I've started sending out invoices with every letter I receive. This'll really cut down on reading time."
Jerry: "Kramer, nobody's gonna pay you to read their mail! "
Kramer: "Oh, just you wait... By the way, I just received your Christmas card. Here's your invoice."

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Anyways, it appears that Roy's had a moment of clarity:

We can still make the video, fellas!

Spoiler: Other Random Tweets

(the video is of drunk partyers falling through a bus stop glass roof)





No, you're still delusional.

 

[️ronic]

Please do it.

 

[Bassomatic]

Funny we know Roy reads here and second he sees a real investor pro who knows his shit (sorry to humble brag) he takes down actions that could lose him his job or get sued.

But I'm just a troll right? This is what makes Roy so interesting and imho kinda scummy. He legit thinks he's great and smarter than everyone then he crosses a line and plays victim or tries to hide his actions.

I have no clue what Roy is trying to say with his buy back comments. Legitimately it doesn't make sense or apply. This guy is allowed to fucking trade?

There's a lot of reasons for the buy back. Does Roy even own a share? I bet he's got a disclosure statement being whom he's employed by. (For now). Lastly that comment isn't a threat Roy. You yourself said you can't do your job . Places can't hold brokers who aren't able to turn a profit. I know you've been a drain on your family and society you're whole life but jobs don't do that.