Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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Megaton Punch said:
Can you imagine being a 12 year old kid and suddenly becoming an actual magical hero in the eyes of many of your peers? The god complex must be impossible to comprehend.
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There was a wonderful story in Popbitch some years ago. A young woman hooked up with Radcliffe in a bar and they ended up back at her place. Things started off OK, but then the thought went through her head "I'm fucking Harry Potter" and she couldn't get rid of it. She started giggling and just couldn't stop. Radcliffe asked her what was wrong and she was stupid enough to tell him the truth. He wasn't impressed. So much so that he just got up, got dressed and left.
 
bookers said:
People were asking what Radcliffe has done. I just want to say that I liked swiss army man.
He basically plays a dead guy so it's not really an oscar worthy performance or anything from him, but it was a funny movie.

there's part where like he farts or gas escapes his body or whatever and paul dano rides him like a jet ski.
pretty funny
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I liked the ending, too.
 
Dr. Butt said:
sorry i don't think that 11 year old emma watson was "too sexy". it's just the way i was raised fren
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She was pretty. We're still allowed to say young kids are pretty without any sexual meaning. The kids playing the twins were oddly looking and they grew up to be oddly looking men.

teriyakiburns said:
I did wonder why I felt so itchy.
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Well, it's two retards women fighting now.
 
I wrote a comment directly to this post that went along the lines of: "be careful what you weave with you spellcraft, because these words you said wouldn't have been what Hermonine would have done".

I would have preferred her to remain steadfast in what she did, but apologize, instead of muddying the water: you can have difference of belief, and yet still be friends with someone. She's acting like a spoiled adult that needs to understand that consequences of words have actions.

When you cast fucking "crucio", you can't take that back.
 
Boingboingboingboi said:
this is completely wrong and i have no idea why people are thoughtlessly agreeing. "change of tact" is not a set phrase. it's a mistaken, ungrammatical bastardization of "change of tack", which is the correct, common set phrase and indeed has nautical, metaphorical origins. "change of tack" is a nice turn of phrase but it's utterly unremarkable. nobody says "change of tact" to refer to a "change of tactics" unless they're dumb. they would just say "change of tactics" or "tactical change". "tact" means "skill or sensitivity in dealing with others".
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jesus christ nigga
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most people hear and say this word instead of ye olde nautical fun facties
 
Procopius said:
Things started off OK, but then the thought went through her head "I'm fucking Harry Potter" and she couldn't get rid of it. She started giggling and just couldn't stop. Radcliffe asked her what was wrong and she was stupid enough to tell him the truth. He wasn't impressed.
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At the point his erection failed him which faux-Latin spell did she yell?
Everyone saying "Engorgio" is not trying hard enough. Much like Daniel himself.
 
Dr. Butt said:
The guy who played Scut Farkus does "I'm the guy who played Scut Farkus" for a living and everyone's fine with it. So does the chick who played Greedo.
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Which chick, Paul Blake or Larry Ward? Or the dude who voices SpongeBob? She put on the costume as a stand-in for a few pickup shots. The fact that she is always listed as the one who played Greedo is silly. Tom Kenny has a better claim than her and he was only Greedo for one episode of one of the cartoons.
 
Apropos of thread tourists who show up and demand that Rowling focuses on the political issues that they, niggerfaggot1488, care about.
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Slacktivist Steve repeatedly seethes on his Xitter because Rowling once tweeted about that Harry Potter fan who got killed on October 7th and she needs to tweet more about Israel-Palestine. Steve, on the other hand, is allowed to tweet only about Palestine and not at all about trannies or one of the other issues Rowling cares about. Only Steve is allowed to have his special autistic Xitter interest.
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He's taking up meditation because being a slacktivist sucks.
 
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