Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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It’s telling that his books contain fairly graphic child rape, incest and brown characters who are slaves or savages, and none of the woke mob are frothing at the mouth over them. It’s almost like they just fling mud at anyone who criticizes troons instead of holding real opinions.
Give it time for the mob to eventually realize the two sympathetic but very minor Mulan-style crossdressers in his books pretending to be men for Adventure are actually a heckin' invalid affront to true & honest poonerism and.... well actually it will be informative to see what sort of public outrage TIFs can raise against a male author compared to what we're currently seeing when TIMs want to attack a prominent female author.

Come on d00ds, get your t-rage on! It says here Arellas is a (urgh) woman! Are you going to stand for that sort of transmasc erasure?
 
But for the replacement to be Hans Zimmer? Ugh. I defy anyone to hum or sing a Hans Zimmer theme, or remember a single movie he scored without looking it up.

The obvious one is the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, but I think that was actually composed by Klaus Badelt and just expanded on by Zimmer for the sequels.

It's an absolute banger, though.

Gladiator.

The Gladiator soundtrack unironically sounds like the first draft of the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack.
 
(they do a similar thing with Kingsley Shacklebolt. Shacklebolt= slave. Isn't he the head of the Wizard Cops, though? Could it be that the name refers to his profession as a law enforcer, and the "shackles" are meant for the criminals and bad guys?)
A shacklebolt is a part of a padlock (specifically the part that opens and closes), nothing to do with shackles necessarily. So it makes even more sense to associate with a cop than a slave.
 
I defy anyone to hum or sing a Hans Zimmer theme, or remember a single movie he scored without looking it up.
"He's a Pirate" from Pirates of the Caribbean, instantly. I have it on my movie soundtrack playlist and it's catchy as fuck. But I looked it up and apparently Klaus Badelt co-wrote it with Zimmer. Let's hope he has some good help for the HP soundtrack.

Edit: Ninja'd by Miriam Margoyles, send clocks
 
I know there's some Zimmer tracks on movies I liked but I can't recall any off the top of my head. Silvestri and Goldsmith were always my main jam after Williams and thanks to the atrocious shit Zimbo's assistants dumped on the Dune movies I really don't care for him anymore.
 
I know there's some Zimmer tracks on movies I liked but I can't recall any off the top of my head. Silvestri and Goldsmith were always my main jam after Williams and thanks to the atrocious shit Zimbo's assistants dumped on the Dune movies I really don't care for him anymore.

Alan Silvestri really is an underrated composer.
 
they do a similar thing with Kingsley Shacklebolt. Shacklebolt= slave. Isn't he the head of the Wizard Cops, though
Fuck outta here with your thoughts and logic. Obviously he’s black so he’s a slave.
It pisses me off that people bitch about diversity in HP and conveniently never mention that the #1 top wizard law enforcement guy/guy in charge of protecting the muggle PM is black. He’s right there!
 
I bet the UK was far, far less "diverse" in the 90s when the original books came out.
The white population was 94.56 percent in 1991 which is when the first book takes place. I think the non-English characters that do show up are largely representative of the minorities you might run into at the time on rare occasions, such as the Patil twins (Indians) or Kingsley Shacklebolt (Nigerians). Not to mention, the English Wizarding world (especially pure-blooded wizards) is small and inbred so it makes sense for them to be close to exclusively white. But when you're woke, the characters in a book/movie/TV show that takes place in the West have to be perfectly multiculturally diverse or else it's discrimination.
 
I personally think that Howard Shore is the best, with John Williams as a close second.

My favorites (scores in their entirety) are The Silence of the Lambs (1991), Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), and Panic Room (2002) for Shore, and The Poseidon Adventure (1972), The Towering Inferno (1974), and Jurassic Park (1993) for Williams.
 
The white population was 94.56 percent in 1991 which is when the first book takes place. I think the non-English characters that do show up are largely representative of the minorities you might run into at the time on rare occasions, such as the Patil twins (Indians) or Kingsley Shacklebolt (Nigerians).

My understanding of England for most of its history is that it was a land of pale people. So that tracks.
 
<Film score composer sperging>
I did not expect John Williams to be hired again. He's 93 and he already composed multiple superlative Harry Potter themes and soundtracks.

But for the replacement to be Hans Zimmer? Ugh. I defy anyone to hum or sing a Hans Zimmer theme, or remember a single movie he scored without looking it up.

The first eight notes of John Williams' Harry Potter 'Hedwig's Theme' (main theme) is more memorable than anything Hans Zimmer has ever scored added together.


One can only imagine if Rowling actually did put a significant amount of her wealth towards anti-trans causes. Her main contribution is her wit and intellectual energy on Twitter. Rowling's wealth helps, but it is her mind, not her money, that makes her dangerous to the trans cause.
First thought was The Simpsons Movie, no idea why I had that piece of trivia in my head. Dunkirk’s score stressed me the fuck out.
 
But for the replacement to be Hans Zimmer? Ugh. I defy anyone to hum or sing a Hans Zimmer theme, or remember a single movie he scored without looking it up.
Dark Knight and Inception

>but can you hum\sing the meldies?

No

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I've been reading more about how the US is slavery centric, from kf specifically. It's interesting now that it's been pointed out to me how true it is. Being from The South(TM), everything in school was always blacks or slaves or Jim Crowe.
But to Jew code goblins or slave code elves is baffling to me.
 
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I've had multiple posts on my timeline of people finding out that Pomfrey is voiced by 'Rebecca" Root, the tranny VA and voice coach (lol) who voiced the troon in Legacy bcause it sounds like a man faking it (duh).
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Because of the wormhole, or because they just remade Contact and didn't even recast McConnaughey?
Fun fact, both movies had the same producer, I think she just REALLY liked the whole wormhole idea. At least Interstellar had no aliens? Anyway, a lot of people find the movie too long, boring, or overly sentimental and dramatic etc. A friend of mine found the Murphy Eureka scene particularly cringe.
 
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