Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Claire YOU BETTER FUCKING SAY YOUR LINE OR ELSE!


Who I am even kidding? this is crapwokecom so they likely removing this as many other funny lines just like they did with Resident Evil 4 Remake

My only biggest fears is that they do the same mistakes as RE2R and RE3R.
 
The director himself ADMITTED he didnt play much of the games, maybe only RE8 iirc and they are still coping that he did?

My God, dude, stupidity needs to actually hurt...
Least we have the Mario and Sonic movies right? Street Fighter looks retarded in a good way and the Sonic people are apparently working on Streets of Rage or Final Fight whichever one is the Sega one.
There is a video that says that RE4 has a "crowbcat" problem lol
Crowbcat sucks Ballsac.
they are going to fucking butcher code veronica lmao
nah capcom im good.
Nagger I thought you were one of the good ones.
You liked First Light but you’re a tard when it comes to Resident Evil?
Heel turn of the century.
 
Least we have the Mario and Sonic movies right? Street Fighter looks retarded in a good way and the Sonic people are apparently working on Streets of Rage or Final Fight whichever one is the Sega one.

Crowbcat sucks Ballsac.

Nagger I thought you were one of the good ones.
You liked First Light but you’re a tard when it comes to Resident Evil?
Heel turn of the century.
i liked 7 and then has been all downhill. 9 legit fucking sucks
 
hopefully so, if they remake zero they have to DUMP THAT FUCKING CHARACTER SWITCHING SYSTEM and especially the GOD DAMN inventory juggling.

So please, get rid of the character switch system and inventory juggling

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
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Curse Capcom, peace to everybody else. ✌️

I sort of prefer she gets grabbed this way, her "run and gun through a facility with a helicopter" was bizarre and never really delved into too much, nor did it make sense, she was looking for her brother, but fucked around with Umbrella Facilities?

Iirc, there was an in universe reason but they did want to start off with an action scene to really show off Claire's skills have increased and she is more badass now.

And of course the Anderson movies "borrowed" that scene but with Alice instead.

Her just getting taken like that is kind of boring and reminds me of the RE3R opening in the apartament.
Also more HUNK, even if we know he dips out before anything serious happens to him,

He gets domed by Leon in RE9, while Capcom never full on called that character HUNK, they did heavily implied it, right down on leaving his fate on a "or did heeee?".

Claire YOU BETTER FUCKING SAY YOUR LINE OR ELSE!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NliXqttlDlE
Who I am even kidding? this is crapwokecom so they likely removing this as many other funny lines just like they did with Resident Evil 4 Remake

My only biggest fears is that they do the same mistakes as RE2R and RE3R.

I just wonder how much of the cross dressing they'll tone down since it is handled it in a negative light soo...
 
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So please, get rid of the character switch system and inventory juggling

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
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Curse Capcom, peace to everybody else. ✌️



Iirc, there was an in universe reason but they did want to start off with an action scene to really show off Claire's skills have increased and she is more badass now.

And of course the Anderson movies "borrowed" that scene but with Alice instead.

Her just getting taken like that is kind of boring and reminds me of the RE3R opening in the apartament.


He gets domed by Leon in RE9, while Capcom never full on called that character HUNK, they did heavily implied it, right down on leaving his fate on a "or did heeee?".
obviously he didn't die, that's his thing, and yea its his Voice actor, and his special moves, its him, they want him to remain mysterious to some degree, and have DLC of you escaping the facility to his theme again.
 
And the Monkey's Paw curls a finger...
Over/under on Nu-Capcom picking that troon YouTube 'influencer' to be the model/do mocap and facial capture for Rebecca, whenever they eventually do remake RE 1 or 0?

Also I'm firmly in the camp that RE 1 really doesn't need to be remade. It already was and it is now pretty much the definitive way to play the game unless you're a stickler, and with a lot more content. I know the Redditoids want it remade again so that you can play it with the bog-standard over-the-shoulder view or first person and probably because they feel it needs to be nerfed because they're terrible at video games. Seriously, those motherfuckers are so butthurt about the original trilogy being "inaccessible" that you'd think tank controls raped and murdered their mother in front of them or some shit.

Learn how to play the fucking game, then. I learned how to use tank controls when I was a fucking kid still. You can do it, Redditoid, I believe in you!

As for the CV remake, I'm not terribly optimistic about it as of now. RE: 9 turned out to be kind of a ratfuck and CV is my favorite in the entire series, so I'm not looking forward to them butchering it. I am curious how fucking annoying they'll make Steve Burnside this time around, but just like RE3 remake I am expecting a pretty good swath of cut content.
 
Over/under on Nu-Capcom picking that troon YouTube 'influencer' to be the model/do mocap and facial capture for Rebecca, whenever they eventually do remake RE 1 or 0?
Highly improbable, but not impossible. Worst case scenario, they'll let him be her voice actor. I'm more worried they'll try to make Rebecca a retarded girlboss that says 'fuck' every other word while she constantly tells Billy she doesn't need him. Oh, and somehow make the bosses even dumber and lamer than their original counterparts.
 
Five needs it more than four did, zero really wasn't popular enough to justify it, and Capcom's probably unwilling to acknowledge Code Veronica and tempt enraging the troonhorde.

You're going to get a CVR remake before a RE5 one

bookmark this post, make a mental note, either way I'm going to remind you in a year from now when the announcement drops
I'm ready for my close-up now
 
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