Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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I just hope it isnt the fucking shitty junk+gunpowder crafting bullshit used in 8 and 4 and 9. just give me simple gunpowder+gunpowder mix or just no mixing at all, just pick up bullets. also stop with the focus shot shit for fucking god's sake

also ADFUCKINGVANCED FUCK YOU to Resident Evil Veronica remake, because they are definitely going to use the repeating crossbow from REmake4, which was the fucking shittiest weapon yet.
 
Claire YOU BETTER FUCKING SAY YOUR LINE OR ELSE!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NliXqttlDlE
Who I am even kidding? this is crapwokecom so they likely removing this as many other funny lines just like they did with Resident Evil 4 Remake

My only biggest fears is that they do the same mistakes as RE2R and RE3R.
Alfred is going to be played by Sue Lightening (who has HIV and also fucked by Anthony Cumia) but the big twist is that Alexia is the real one!! And instead of that line being said, it will instead be said "Alexia, you beautiful and valid queen!"
 
Chris having steroid pills in his apartment is the funniest shit

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The answer is yes.



Aka The origin of the Redfield bloodline meme.
 
Claire is so bad at OPSEC that she got nabbed the moment she showed up to find her brother, meanwhile Jill and Chris spec-ops behind the scenes for years and gutted Umbrella facilities with impunity.
clarie was obivously not a part of the R.P.D. Basketball Team, so wesker didn't give a shit, see how he went easy on all S.T.A.R.S members but didn't give a flying fuck to leon...
I just hope it isnt the fucking shitty junk+gunpowder crafting bullshit used in 8 and 4 and 9. just give me simple gunpowder+gunpowder mix or just no mixing at all, just pick up bullets. also stop with the focus shot shit for fucking god's sake
you know they will add last of us 2 shit on it my dude, zero need to trash around in pure rage, especially since requiem sold well.
They're running out of games to remake. Soon us Rebecca stans will have our day.
great, they will turn rebecca into a carpetmucher or worse, a pooner.
 
This shit is going to retcon more shit so they can skip 5. Thats why is RE:V
Na, they've realized they're never going to live that shit down. Heisenberg in Village refers to Chris as a boulder-punching asshole and Separate Ways in RE4R has Wesker telling Ada that there's been COMPLETE LOCAL SATURATION of Las Plagas. I'm betting they just double-down on the ridiculousness.
 
I really like Claire's look, feels like they've gotten it right. Even though they're still running the tired and dated jeans and tee look. I might just be a slut for long hair, bangs and a choker though.

I'm going to do what I did with Requiem and forget about it until a week before release. I ended up enjoying that so it might work again.
 
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