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Oh, fun thread! I'm not religious, but there's something which needs to be investigated. Anyone who says "All religion is bad" is fucking dumb, they're just too stupid to read and think themselves above it. My own beliefs are similar to that one really good Doctor Who episode.
So, Islam is explicitly Satanism. I have no doubt about that. Whatever entity it was, it was absolutely not whoever Jesus was talking about, and absolutely the exact opposite. Muslims worship Satan.
So, the Satanic Verses - Mohammad did say, explicitly, that he was talking to multiple entities. They were three Pagan gods worshipped in Mecca who he made references to, and then later retracted them to say "There is no God, but Allah" and that he was being led astray by yet another entity, who he called Iblis. This isn't what I'm talking about, though. This is just to say that lore-wise, Mohammad was talking to a lot of different entities.
Iblis is denoted as the Kafir, the one who causes disbelief, in Islam. Allah, the most common Arabic word for "God"- Iblis, formerly known as "Azazel" was kicked out of heaven for failure to prostrate himself before Adam (mankind) - which is fucking bizarre. Iblis comes up multiple times, often in the same positions formerly held by God (Allah) - he who sits upon his throne over the water. This refers to both Iblis and God, himself, at different times.
Allah isn't the only name - there are "Ninety-nine Names" in Islam, and those include some which make sense - "The Merciful" and "The Creator" - but then there's a few which are a bit less pleasant.
Al-Qahhar - The Subduer/Conquerer.
Al-Khafid - The Humiliator (contrasted with "Turn the Other Cheek" in Christianity, that you must always face your enemies as if they are your equal)
Al-Bat - The Necromancer (Jesus was supposed to be God, himself, who is immune to death, this explicitly refers to raising the dead)
Al-Makirina - The Deceiver
These are all things which are directly associated with Satan - the Accuser, the Humiliator and the Deceiver - and other interpretations of "The Bad Guy" - while the Islamic version, Iblis, seems more like a "messenger" - but the real "Nail in the Coffin" is this specific "Morning Star"
The Morning Star is seen as Islam's guiding light, or some shit. The Morning Star, the Fallen Angel, is where the name "Lucifer" actually comes from. The brightest star in the sky, which was visible in daytime, because it was seen as "vying for power" with God and sought to become the only source of light. Following the Morning Star was seen as "bringing eternal darkness" - hence, Satanism.
The brightest star which wanted to become the only source of light is, explicitly, the guiding star for Mohammad. This was the theology for hundreds of years by that point - everyone else who was familiar with the Morning Star saw it was the "Usurper" while Mohammad was literally guided by it. This isn't a minor deal, it's the opening verse of multiple prayers. Some Islamic scholars counter this by saying "Jesus once referred to himself as the morning star" - there's a bit of a difference in context, Jesus didn't say "I will do whatever you say, sinister talking star" he said "I will guide you like the stars" to a bunch of dudes who were in need of directions.
The sinister part is - according to Islamic scholars, this means that Satan himself is just God, pretending to be Satan, for some reason. I suggest that the opposite is true, that if there is some series of "entities" which influence the world, then the God of the Bible is "Iblis", and Lucifer is the Islamic "Allah" - implying that Muslims have resigned themselves to the idea that God is evil, and that God will make them do evil things - but evil things are okay, because God is also Satan. This is fucking horrifying, they have nuclear weapons.
Islam runs directly counter to common sense, and is by definition, fucking wrong. For example, in Christian and Jewish theology, Moses was adopted by the Pharaoh's daughter who found him, as an orphan, in the reeds of the River Nile. In Islam's "interpretation" of this event, it was the Pharaoh's wife - who then immediately began to breast-feed baby Moses. She later martyred herself and was allowed into heaven because she was a virgin. Virgins generally don't nurse children.
This happens again, later, where the Pharoah's wife orders her mother-in-law to breastfeed Moses. This is explicitly cited as a sign of the apocalypse. I'm not sure how far along the timeline this was, but I'm fairly sure Moses was an adult by the time Revelation came about. This is not abnormal for Mohammad, he regularly drank random women's breast milk.
It may be possible that she had cancer, I don't know, but it's not really common for women to lactate on an as-needed basis. This is one of the common tropes of Islam - extremely unlikely, impossible-to-prove leaps of judgement to cover up for obvious errors in the narrative. This is a very important part of the narrative, by the way. There's a whole bunch of Islamic Lore about breastfeeding.
You can probably guess - most Arab women were pregnant or nursing for most of their sad, short lives. Mohammad extended this to the Jews and Ancient Egyptians, not knowing that this was really fucking weird and probably unhealthy.
Mohammad also explicitly states that the Holy Trinity is the Father, the Son and the Virgin Mary. For non-Catholics, it's the Holy Spirit. It was always the Holy Spirit. I have no idea why he said Mary. No Muslim does either.
Back onto the weird shit with the breast-milk - the famed 72 virgins refer to Houri, an angelic kind of "woman" - there are two interpretations, since it expressly talks about their breasts being swollen and perky.
The breast-feeding one is the least weird interpretation, the more likely one is that they are 12. Reading actual Islamic literature is like reading the Zoo thread.
And the worst part - being a Christian is a death sentence under any Blasphemy law, explicitly. You will be guilty if you insist "God had a son" - directly aimed at Christians. Every single Mosque preaches anti-Christian hatred, from the exact beginning to the end. For a Muslim who doesn't, explicitly, wish death upon all Christians - there's a word for that - "Apostate" - and the sentence is death, too. Any sentence for "hatred targeted at Muslims" should be considered as a legitimate threat to civilisation, itself. Anyone who advocates for it should be tried at the Hague.
The two-parter's story starts with the Doctor and his companion becoming stranded on an ancient, barren planet in orbit around a black hole. They encounter an expeditionary team, and a planet full of ruins and a language "too old to decipher" and escalates from there. While one man, Toby, falls victim to the influence of an unknown entity, they discover that the planet contains an ancient prison, a pit, and their space niggers - the submissive, telepathic slave-race, the Ood - become host to the beast contained within the prison.
So, Islam is explicitly Satanism. I have no doubt about that. Whatever entity it was, it was absolutely not whoever Jesus was talking about, and absolutely the exact opposite. Muslims worship Satan.
So, the Satanic Verses - Mohammad did say, explicitly, that he was talking to multiple entities. They were three Pagan gods worshipped in Mecca who he made references to, and then later retracted them to say "There is no God, but Allah" and that he was being led astray by yet another entity, who he called Iblis. This isn't what I'm talking about, though. This is just to say that lore-wise, Mohammad was talking to a lot of different entities.
Iblis is denoted as the Kafir, the one who causes disbelief, in Islam. Allah, the most common Arabic word for "God"- Iblis, formerly known as "Azazel" was kicked out of heaven for failure to prostrate himself before Adam (mankind) - which is fucking bizarre. Iblis comes up multiple times, often in the same positions formerly held by God (Allah) - he who sits upon his throne over the water. This refers to both Iblis and God, himself, at different times.
Allah isn't the only name - there are "Ninety-nine Names" in Islam, and those include some which make sense - "The Merciful" and "The Creator" - but then there's a few which are a bit less pleasant.
Al-Qahhar - The Subduer/Conquerer.
Al-Khafid - The Humiliator (contrasted with "Turn the Other Cheek" in Christianity, that you must always face your enemies as if they are your equal)
Al-Bat - The Necromancer (Jesus was supposed to be God, himself, who is immune to death, this explicitly refers to raising the dead)
Al-Makirina - The Deceiver
These are all things which are directly associated with Satan - the Accuser, the Humiliator and the Deceiver - and other interpretations of "The Bad Guy" - while the Islamic version, Iblis, seems more like a "messenger" - but the real "Nail in the Coffin" is this specific "Morning Star"
The Morning Star is seen as Islam's guiding light, or some shit. The Morning Star, the Fallen Angel, is where the name "Lucifer" actually comes from. The brightest star in the sky, which was visible in daytime, because it was seen as "vying for power" with God and sought to become the only source of light. Following the Morning Star was seen as "bringing eternal darkness" - hence, Satanism.
The brightest star which wanted to become the only source of light is, explicitly, the guiding star for Mohammad. This was the theology for hundreds of years by that point - everyone else who was familiar with the Morning Star saw it was the "Usurper" while Mohammad was literally guided by it. This isn't a minor deal, it's the opening verse of multiple prayers. Some Islamic scholars counter this by saying "Jesus once referred to himself as the morning star" - there's a bit of a difference in context, Jesus didn't say "I will do whatever you say, sinister talking star" he said "I will guide you like the stars" to a bunch of dudes who were in need of directions.
The sinister part is - according to Islamic scholars, this means that Satan himself is just God, pretending to be Satan, for some reason. I suggest that the opposite is true, that if there is some series of "entities" which influence the world, then the God of the Bible is "Iblis", and Lucifer is the Islamic "Allah" - implying that Muslims have resigned themselves to the idea that God is evil, and that God will make them do evil things - but evil things are okay, because God is also Satan. This is fucking horrifying, they have nuclear weapons.
Islam runs directly counter to common sense, and is by definition, fucking wrong. For example, in Christian and Jewish theology, Moses was adopted by the Pharaoh's daughter who found him, as an orphan, in the reeds of the River Nile. In Islam's "interpretation" of this event, it was the Pharaoh's wife - who then immediately began to breast-feed baby Moses. She later martyred herself and was allowed into heaven because she was a virgin. Virgins generally don't nurse children.
This happens again, later, where the Pharoah's wife orders her mother-in-law to breastfeed Moses. This is explicitly cited as a sign of the apocalypse. I'm not sure how far along the timeline this was, but I'm fairly sure Moses was an adult by the time Revelation came about. This is not abnormal for Mohammad, he regularly drank random women's breast milk.
It may be possible that she had cancer, I don't know, but it's not really common for women to lactate on an as-needed basis. This is one of the common tropes of Islam - extremely unlikely, impossible-to-prove leaps of judgement to cover up for obvious errors in the narrative. This is a very important part of the narrative, by the way. There's a whole bunch of Islamic Lore about breastfeeding.
One of the few times where a man is permitted to engage with another man's wife is if he is sucking on her titties.
You can approach any Muslim woman and suck on her titties for a bit and her husband can do nothing about it. It's in the Hadiths, Mohammad himself ordered it. But if you do, remember - according to Islam, breast milk contains sperm. Yes, you would be drinking her husband's jizz if you did. Never mind that this directly contradicts the Pharaoh shit, you will be stoned to death if you mention it. Drink your jizzy milk.
To explicitly say - Muslims believe that breast milk is a mixture of male and female ejaculate. They still drink it. Well into adulthood. They also have a special term for this - "Milk Brothers" - which is like "Blood Brothers" but weirder.
You can approach any Muslim woman and suck on her titties for a bit and her husband can do nothing about it. It's in the Hadiths, Mohammad himself ordered it. But if you do, remember - according to Islam, breast milk contains sperm. Yes, you would be drinking her husband's jizz if you did. Never mind that this directly contradicts the Pharaoh shit, you will be stoned to death if you mention it. Drink your jizzy milk.
To explicitly say - Muslims believe that breast milk is a mixture of male and female ejaculate. They still drink it. Well into adulthood. They also have a special term for this - "Milk Brothers" - which is like "Blood Brothers" but weirder.
You can probably guess - most Arab women were pregnant or nursing for most of their sad, short lives. Mohammad extended this to the Jews and Ancient Egyptians, not knowing that this was really fucking weird and probably unhealthy.
Mohammad also explicitly states that the Holy Trinity is the Father, the Son and the Virgin Mary. For non-Catholics, it's the Holy Spirit. It was always the Holy Spirit. I have no idea why he said Mary. No Muslim does either.
Back onto the weird shit with the breast-milk - the famed 72 virgins refer to Houri, an angelic kind of "woman" - there are two interpretations, since it expressly talks about their breasts being swollen and perky.
The breast-feeding one is the least weird interpretation, the more likely one is that they are 12. Reading actual Islamic literature is like reading the Zoo thread.
And the worst part - being a Christian is a death sentence under any Blasphemy law, explicitly. You will be guilty if you insist "God had a son" - directly aimed at Christians. Every single Mosque preaches anti-Christian hatred, from the exact beginning to the end. For a Muslim who doesn't, explicitly, wish death upon all Christians - there's a word for that - "Apostate" - and the sentence is death, too. Any sentence for "hatred targeted at Muslims" should be considered as a legitimate threat to civilisation, itself. Anyone who advocates for it should be tried at the Hague.