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at least your migraine will go away eventually
lil bro here have to deal with it permanetly i imagine
also his thoughts must be crystal clear, acoustics of his skull have zero echo to muddy them up
He chose 2 lumps

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Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
I've been saying this for years, been saying that bald people are an affront to God, an error in the human form. Now they know.
 
Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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the framed gamer posters in the background are just *chef's kiss*

EDIT: this guy's explanation makes no sense. 'the uneven side of my head.' well what fucking side would that be dawg?
 
They spend their lives working entry level retail jobs when they could've been capable of doing great things. We've all seen a lot of those with ADHD Aspergers autism etc tend to, due to their nature, become highly gifted in specific areas that are of great interest. These high functioning people could get high level jobs that work in what they enjoy and advance science greatly. They could be big names in their fields. Instead they get sheltered, their ability to manage their disease is atrophied, and they spend their lives working at Goodwill.
To be fair, I think a lot of this has to do with how getting a job in corporate America works as well. Your actual skill at your job is almost irrelevant these days. What matters is paper credentials, gaming the resume submission system, knowing important people, schmoozing your boss, and just plain luck. If somebody like Tesla tried to get a job today, some HR Karen would probably get The Ick™ and he'd die in obscurity.
 
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Sometimes r/bald is the funniest place on the website. Normally it's just "look at my exceedingly slight hairloss, clearly it's time to shave" but then you get this sort of shit:
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does anyone else agree that any amount of hair on the top of this guy's head, before he has to start doing a comb over, is superior to him bearing his misshapen egg head bald? even if it's receding it's still something to cover up all... that
 
but then you get this sort of shit
I thought that he is raising his left brow on the first photo, but apparently it's his natural expression. Poor fucking Quasimodo. He is destined to wear beanies until the day he dies. If I were him I would want to be burried in a beanie too, so that I don't go to the afterlife rocking that boulder of a head.
 
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