The Paleblood Vessel
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I can't believe that nobody here mentioned how that Blink Twice movie was so fucking high on Mike's list when that movie had an even more ridiculous premise than Don't Worry Darling which he tore apart a couple years ago, and essentially shows its entire hand (save for an overall pointless twist) in the first 10 seconds of the movie when it literally starts off with a fucking trigger warning for sexual assault and rape, at least when I saw it in theaters. Gee, all the women don't seem to remember what happened the previous night and plenty of them are bruised up at various points, IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T INDICATE TO ME WHAT CHANNING TATUM AND THE REST OF THE MEN ON THE ISLAND WERE MOST LIKELY DOING EACH GODDAMN NIGHT IN THE FIRST 10 SECONDS OF THE MOVIE, FOLLOWED UP BY OPENING WITH HIM DOING AN OBVIOUSLY INSINCERE APOLOGY VIDEO.
Reminder that Mike is content to never go to theaters and will actually pay money on Vudu to watch pure trash from Blumhouse like AfrAId or Imaginary, and the few times he actually does go to the theaters for a Half in the Bag it's to watch sequel slop like Indiana Jones, Alien Romulus, or Beetlejuice Beetlejuice because they're sequels to shit he watched when he was growing up. He won't watch the 1% of actually good stuff that hits streaming this year like Hundreds of Beavers or catch up on old shit he never saw, but he'll waste his time watching bottom of the barrel horror.Just remember that outside of American pop movies and indie horror schlock (and forgotten Italian horror movies that no one even in Italy cares about nowadays) their knowledge of proper movies is incredibly limited. Remember that when they saw The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (in 2022) they were moved to tears by the sheer quality of it. I always felt that their knowledge was kind of poor but....
They're the kind of people that will watch endless garbage on streaming sites instead of classics of European or Asian cinema