Reality Show Lolcows

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Jmz_33 said:
This might be late, but I’m gonna go with Amy’s baking company.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4tZC_kuQEdw
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Amy and Sammy are classics, of course, but there's a ton of wonderful beasts from the land of Kitchen Nightmares. It's really stunning to see that some people can drive Gordon fucking Ramsay- who has successfully whipped lolcow level chefs into shape-to insanity.

As for star attractions, I'd have to go with Sebastian from his title episode, who's so far up his own ass and incompetent that it's hysterical.
 
KookiesNKreem said:
Amy and Sammy are classics, of course, but there's a ton of wonderful beasts from the land of Kitchen Nightmares. It's really stunning to see that some people can drive Gordon fucking Ramsay- who has successfully whipped lolcow level chefs into shape-to insanity.

As for star attractions, I'd have to go with Sebastian from his title episode, who's so far up his own ass and incompetent that it's hysterical.
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Don't forget Joe Nagy, the guy who owned Stone Mill Bistro.
 
Army Burger said:
Don't forget Joe Nagy, the guy who owned Stone Mill Bistro.
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That's an amazing one too,not for the guy as much, but for the absolutely Savage beatdown Gordon gave him. If Ramsay, who doesn't really throw around his achievements during those shows, has to come up and say "I CAN COOK, JOE", you're officially fucked.
 
KookiesNKreem said:
Amy and Sammy are classics, of course, but there's a ton of wonderful beasts from the land of Kitchen Nightmares. It's really stunning to see that some people can drive Gordon fucking Ramsay- who has successfully whipped lolcow level chefs into shape-to insanity.

As for star attractions, I'd have to go with Sebastian from his title episode, who's so far up his own ass and incompetent that it's hysterical.
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"CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN YOU FRENCH PIG"
 
As long as we're on the topic of Gordon Ramsay, there was that time a former marine was too exceptional to answer a basic question and wanted to fight Gordon over it:

And of course, who could forget NINO!
 
RE: Gordon.

I'm always a fan of Moe from Oceana, him being soothed with lies by his brother after being called a busy idiot is always hilarious.

Even better, he sued Gordon TWICE.
 
Honestly, I fucking despise reality tv, but by God if I don’t love tuning in every now and then to see just how much people are willing to humiliate and degrade themselves for a bit of cheap fame.

Tesshollidaysflupaknees said:
There is a new season of Mama June's TV show "from not to hot." Since TLC dropped her she has been working with WE tv. They come up with the most trashy reality TV shows. Here is the season 3 official trailer for the show.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m93OzN32V-Y
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I swear to God when this woman dies from her horrendous lifestyle, there’s probably gonna be an entire show dedicated to watching her decompose while her family occasionally chips in with a few quips. This woman can’t not force herself into the spotlight.
 
Sammy from the Amy's Baking Company got deported back in 2013. It seems that he forgot to mention a few pertinent facts on his immigration paperwork, the most important being that he had been jailed in Morocco for drug dealing and extortion.
 
Oscar Wildean said:
Speaking of Amy's Baking Company, wasn't it revealed that her restaurant was used for money laundering?
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CWCissey said:
That was a rumour wasn't it?
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Sammy was involved in drug distribution and extortion and was deported shortly after the two shows covering ABC:

On May 22, 2013 he was deported back to Israel by the authorities due to the criminal history and other factors.
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Amy's Tweet:
http://archive.is/jMJwB

The pastebin comes off as conjecture, although obviously not unbelievable. https://pastebin.com/Sm865BWi
 
I saw an advertisement for the return of Wife Swap.

They're being progressive and including a stereotypical psycho Duke couple raising exceptional kids.

Should be fun.
 
I can't wait to watch that. A couple of days ago I was trying to find old episodes of Wife Swap online to watch some good drama but it's difficult to track down that show.
 
purpleboy said:
If you’re willing to do a “wife swap”, you’re a lolcow by default
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The episode where the polygamist wife switched places with the Tea Party wife would have been perfect for the polygamy thread on here. When I looked that family up, apparently the husband who had a wife and a girlfriend got divorced in 2012.
This family:


The reason for their divorce is pretty cringeworthy.
 
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