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Did we already do that demon in human form, Miss Abby, and the 'mothers' who forcibly submit their tiny daughters to her complete destruction of their self-esteem?
 
Mrs Paul said:
I'm watching Mama June: From Not to Hot -- if only because I'm curious to see how she ends up looking. Good god, they're even worse than I remembered. (It looks like she dumped the guy who molested her eldest daughter, though)
Apparently she's motivated to lose the weight because her ex, "Sugar Bear" is getting married, and she's pissed about it. (She left him for cheating, but again, she immediately hooked up with the guy who once abused her eldest daughter. Who she refused to believe)

And I still can't believe she's in her late-thirties. She looks like she's in her forties. Each of her daughters has a different father, and she already has a grandchild. Yuck.
(But you can't look away)
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Mama June is a real piece of shit.

Look how fat her youngest daugher is. :(

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Definitely Jenelle Evans from teen mom. She is a sociopath, immature, and awful person all around. She gave birth in January and since then has been away from her infant on two separate occasions, the first time for 2 days and the second time all last week. Yet she is still claiming that she deserves custody of her oldest child because she "has land, dude".

Her current boyfriend David Eason was cellmates with her ex-husband. All of her exes have had run ins with the law. David choked his 8 month pregnant ex girlfriend and assaulted her when she was holding his son, so she got a protective order against him. He is currently up for 60 days in prison for violating that PO back in 2016.

Here is a timeline of her life since getting pregnant with her first child, the one she doesn't have custody of because she was doing drugs around him. (https://www.reddit.com/r/teenmom/comments/5xldx9/well_jenelle_an_insane_timeline/)

Also Farrah Abraham. God she's awful too. She is much better now that she went through therapy, but her past can't be forgotten thanks to her PR rep. Her DUI saga was epic, especially when she got kicked out of court mandated rehab for bullying other patients.
 

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I thought TLC was the Touching Little Children channel.

Case in point: the eldest Duggar son, Mama June's boyfriend and I can't recall who else.
 
It's disgusting how many people still obsessively follow the Duggar family even after the extent of their fucked up-ness was revealed. It doesn't help that the moment I found out about them I didn't like them at all.
 
Wish a nigga would said:
Definitely Jenelle Evans from teen mom. She is a sociopath, immature, and awful person all around. She gave birth in January and since then has been away from her infant on two separate occasions, the first time for 2 days and the second time all last week. Yet she is still claiming that she deserves custody of her oldest child because she "has land, dude".

Her current boyfriend David Eason was cellmates with her ex-husband. All of her exes have had run ins with the law. David choked his 8 month pregnant ex girlfriend and assaulted her when she was holding his son, so she got a protective order against him. He is currently up for 60 days in prison for violating that PO back in 2016.

Here is a timeline of her life since getting pregnant with her first child, the one she doesn't have custody of because she was doing drugs around him. (https://www.reddit.com/r/teenmom/comments/5xldx9/well_jenelle_an_insane_timeline/)

Also Farrah Abraham. God she's awful too. She is much better now that she went through therapy, but her past can't be forgotten thanks to her PR rep. Her DUI saga was epic, especially when she got kicked out of court mandated rehab for bullying other patients.
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Backdoor Farrah! Tried to whore herself to Charlie Sheen LOL BULLET DODGED

She was honestly the most hateful person on UK Celebrity Big Brother ever. Considering 90% of contestants have had a legit personality disorder of some type, that really was an achievement.
 
MysticMisty said:
It's disgusting how many people still obsessively follow the Duggar family even after the extent of their fucked up-ness was revealed. It doesn't help that the moment I found out about them I didn't like them at all.
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They were always a creepy ass cult of Quiverfull freaks.
 
Fareal said:
Did we already do that demon in human form, Miss Abby, and the 'mothers' who forcibly submit their tiny daughters to her complete destruction of their self-esteem?
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I always said Dance Moms was the Machiavellian struggle for power between 4 (maybe more, maybe less given the season) white women and the black woman who was holding it all together, but even Miss Holly became a cow in Nia's later seasons (even tho being the only PoC pretty much guaranteed lolcow SJW rants every time Nia was given a black themed dance).

The moms are quite obviously cows, willing to throw drinks at each other, SCREAM in the faces of children who dont belong to them, and actively contradicting the girls' dance teacher which just leads to more stress on the girls.

Abby is definitely a Hutt but those people knew what they were getting their girls into when they signed them up for this.

"MY KID JUST WANTS TO DANCE!"

then take them to a regular fucking dance studio?

altho i cant wait until maddie inevitably falls and breaks her leg in three places, thus ending her dance career, and since her mom is so keen on not giving her daughters an actual education (if youve seen the episode where theyre homeschooled, its literally one step up from unschooling at best) I wonder what exactly is gonna happen if Maddie cant dance anymore.

that poor kid would probably kill herself, because for her entire life people have been telling her that dance is the only thing that matters.
 
Howard Hughs from Bar Rescue used his comedy bar as his personal career platform (when he was a lousy comedian). Despite all the help Taffer gave him (like being a part of a chain), he went back to his old plans like the cruddy imitation BBQ because he didn't like that the bar was getting more attention than his act. When Howard was brought back in a back to the bar segment, he ranted up a storm, called Taffer a fraud and everyone else a liar and the finishing touch was angerly slapping an object out Taffer's hand before being escorted out.
 
Saw this thread, and immediately went to Survivor (Long-running reality show about 20-people stuck on an island) in search. To prevent the spread of autism, here's a detailed list
Richard Hatch: First winner, nudist, gay, got arrested afterwards for tax evasion.
Sue Hawk: Was in two seasons with Hatch (1 & 7), and after an incident involving Hatch, she got triggered hard.
Michael Skupin: Fell into a fire pit, forcing him to quit.
He came back for a later season, but was recently arrested for CP
http://people.com/crime/survivors-michael-skupin-sentenced-child-pornography/
Colby Donaldson: 2nd place in 2nd season, became more popular than the winner.
"Boston" Rob Mariano: Finally won after 4 times on the show, proposed to his now-wife after the second time through. Went on to be in "The Amazing Race" twice, lost both times.
Jon Dalton: The ultimate :epik:, fooled everyone into thinking his mom was dead for sympathy. It didn't win him the money, though.
Rupert Boneham: Literal pirate, known Libertarian.
Sandra Diaz-Twine: Won both times she was previously on, hoping to make it a third time in this current season.
Jessica "Sugar" Kiper: Two-time loser, had her bra ripped off during the first day, played a character in L.A. Noire
Russell Hantz: Got to the finals twice, never won, tard raged about it. Got voted out second in a third attempt. Had a failed TV show called "Flipped Off." Arrested in 2010
Jud "Fabio" Birza: The little asspie that could. (Sorry for the shit quality)
Phillip Sheppard: I got nothing. He's quite literally an old skitzocow.



Will edit with more notable players.
 
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Someone mentioned Big Brother a few pages back and I instantly thought of Raven from this season... to make a very long story short, she has gaestroparesis (a stomach disease) and has a pacemaker due to it. The details she and her mother would give never matched up properly - news article said she was diagnosed at 12, then 14, then 16. She always talks about how the disease is going to kill her at any minute and acts like she's on death's door when she has enough energy to be a dance instructor outside of the house. She always has to have sympathy being given or attention given to her; this season another housemate broke 10 bones in her foot and had to have surgery. As soon as she returned Raven fell down some stairs, had to get 3 stitches in her foot, and talked about it incessantly for weeks like it was the worst thing ever. She actually took off her sock when the girl with the broken foot entered the room so people would pay attention to her injury as well. Nobody else is allowed to feel upset about anything because I'M DYING.

Her mother is out of her mind, she claims that both she and Raven have some rare disease that both of them are dying from (so now Raven is dying from 2 things at once). This disease is apparently so rare there's no name for it and they can't give any details on it either. She also says both of them are MENSA members, an actual member looked for them in the database and they weren't listed. She started a GoFundMe for Raven even though she is well off financially enough to afford a $40,000 car last year. The GoFundMe eventually ended up getting closed. Her mom also decided to dox random people who dared to question any of this online, posting their addresses and social security numbers, and encouraged her friends and family to go after these people.

People suspect Raven is suffering from some sort of Munchausen's. In ONE NIGHT she claimed all the following things:

An iPhone being on her stomach would turn off her pacemaker and she would die
If she dives more than 10 feet into water she will "implode" from pressure
The pacemaker has metal brackets that holds it into place. Somehow the bracket unscrewed itself, turned around completely, and managed to penetrate and poke out of her stomach and she had to get emergency surgery or (surprise) she would have died.
Her pacemaker was one of a "bad batch", shorted out, and had to be replaced
Doctors have told her she cannot dance but ignores them and dances anyway

This is from 2 days ago, her purposely walking into a table to fake an injury: https://twitter.com/ajs0001/status/895516602590011393


There's still more I haven't mentioned but figure I've written enough. People keep talking about it with #RavenExposedParty on Twitter so look there if you want updates.
 
This is failed reality star and possible long lost brother of Charlie Sheen; Richard Heene. Richard was once featured in an episode of Wife Swap and became addicted to the fame that reality TV brought him. Later on he became famous for the balloon boy stunt where he claimed he son got lost in a hotair balloon causing a nationwide media panic. It was later found out that his son was in the attic the entire time. He used this event to try to pitch reality shows to TLC which naturally failed. After giving up on reality stardom he went on to invent various gadgets that were so silly and pointless that they didn't even make the late night infomercial rounds. Richard now spends his days attempting to make his sons famous through a family metal band.






 
I'm surprised Susan Boyle hasn't been mentioned yet. She lost Britain's Got Talent to Diversity, an urban dance group and had a tantrum then. And after that she's just gone further off the deep end.
 
CWCissey said:
I'm surprised Susan Boyle hasn't been mentioned yet. She lost Britain's Got Talent to Diversity, an urban dance group and had a tantrum then. And after that she's just gone further off the deep end.
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What exactly has she been doing?
 
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