Reality Show Lolcows

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Not sure if she's been mentioned before, but: Whitney Way Thore. She's a 30something year old who acts like an awful overgrown toddler surrounded by enablers and she seems to imagine herself at the forefront of the FA movement.

Just a few links, but the real gold is contained within an entire TLC series made about her, it's called My Big Fat Fabulous Life, and is a cringeworthy joy/agony to behold.




 
It was more of what Missy from season 9 of Face Off that makes her a lolcow. Even after a year, she's still clinging to the narrative that the judges eliminated her because she was fat and weird looking, instead for the lousy paint jobs and her attitude. What makes this even lolzier is that the woman who won the challenge she was eliminated from was also fat and the person who won that season is a butch lesbian.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
It was more of what Missy from season 9 of Face Off that makes her a lolcow. Even after a year, she's still clinging to the narrative that the judges eliminated her because she was fat and weird looking, instead for the lousy paint jobs and her attitude. What makes this even lolzier is that the woman who won the challenge she was eliminated from was also fat and the person who won that season is a butch lesbian.
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That's interesting. I always got the sense that people from that show were more drama free and down to earth in comparison to other reality show contestants. Guess I was wrong.
 
I used to watch Project Runway. Kind of minor compared to some, but I found Blayne from Season Five absolutely hilarious. This is the guy who tanned way too much (the orange kind of tan). Everything was "-licious". His first design was some really weird... thing he called "Girlicious" (and IIRC he'd actually written "girlicious" on the model's leg when she went down the runway). Somehow he was not eliminated until the challenge where he had to collaborate with another designer, and they came up with this monstrosity that I thought looked like someone strapped cotton candy to one side of a nude bodysuit and the judges thought looked like the model was pooping fabric.
 
vampire arachnid said:
I used to watch Project Runway. Kind of minor compared to some, but I found Blayne from Season Five absolutely hilarious. This is the guy who tanned way too much (the orange kind of tan).
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TheMightyMonarch said:
That's interesting. I always got the sense that people from that show were more drama free and down to earth in comparison to other reality show contestants. Guess I was wrong.
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Missy was a special case since the contestants are usually pretty level headed. (Robert is an oddball, but a charming one.) Even the guy that was a total douchebag in the first or second season realized what a jerk he was and became much nicer when he returned in a later one.
 
I read this whole thread and saw the balloon boy. Seems he and his brothers have started a metal band. Or were put up to it by their father.

It's... really something.
I guess balloon boy has since picked up the bass in addition to singing. It's not much better. I suppose at least they're having fun.
 
Barbara Anne is a unique brand of lolcow mom who uses her daughter's awful behavior as a prop to gain fame ever since they first appeared on the Dr. Phil show. She's made several appearances on the show since.

Suit's video has a great collage of her antics with his commentary.
 
did anybody else watch VH1'S 14 days of love? they played all their old dating shows!!!!!

i just wanna know where they found Tiffany Pollard and Sister Patterson, they are the Holy Roman Empresses of reality dating show lolcows. the extraness of one or the other, nvm both, should have earned the poor intern that found these women a big fat raise
 
Bar Rescue has a ton of lolcow types. Most notably there's the pirate LARP'ers who ran Piratz Tavern, the dysfunctional rednecks at the O-Face bar in Iowa (who were so awful they caused Jon Taffer to walk out for the first time ever in his career), and most recently, an edgelord punk rocker dude who drove out customers to maintain his delusions of punk street cred (and also caused Jon Taffer to walk out on him as well).
 
Syaoran Li said:
Bar Rescue has a ton of lolcow types. Most notably there's the pirate LARP'ers who ran Piratz Tavern, the dysfunctional rednecks at the O-Face bar in Iowa (who were so awful they caused Jon Taffer to walk out for the first time ever in his career), and most recently, an edgelord punk rocker dude who drove out customers to maintain his delusions of punk street cred (and also caused Jon Taffer to walk out on him as well).
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O-Face is classic and one of my favorite episodes.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Barbara Anne is a unique brand of lolcow mom who uses her daughter's awful behavior as a prop to gain fame ever since they first appeared on the Dr. Phil show. She's made several appearances on the show since.

Suit's video has a great collage of her antics with his commentary.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=veTaMHWja0M;t=905
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Geez. I just found out about this (late, I know). At first, I thought the daughter was just another brat but then I realized the mom's awful behavior as well.

That kid is gonna end up like Jessi Slaughter.
 
I'm watching Mama June: From Not to Hot -- if only because I'm curious to see how she ends up looking. Good god, they're even worse than I remembered. (It looks like she dumped the guy who molested her eldest daughter, though)
Apparently she's motivated to lose the weight because her ex, "Sugar Bear" is getting married, and she's pissed about it. (She left him for cheating, but again, she immediately hooked up with the guy who once abused her eldest daughter. Who she refused to believe)

And I still can't believe she's in her late-thirties. She looks like she's in her forties. Each of her daughters has a different father, and she already has a grandchild. Yuck.
(But you can't look away)
 
Mrs Paul said:
I'm watching Mama June: From Not to Hot -- if only because I'm curious to see how she ends up looking. Good god, they're even worse than I remembered. (It looks like she dumped the guy who molested her eldest daughter, though)
Apparently she's motivated to lose the weight because her ex, "Sugar Bear" is getting married, and she's pissed about it. (She left him for cheating, but again, she immediately hooked up with the guy who once abused her eldest daughter. Who she refused to believe)

And I still can't believe she's in her late-thirties. She looks like she's in her forties. Each of her daughters has a different father, and she already has a grandchild. Yuck.
(But you can't look away)
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I caught my mom watching that show, so I caught a few minutes of it. The most baffling thing was the fact that she wanted to loose weight because her ex was getting married and she wanted to piss him off, not because, y'know, to get actually healthy and not be sent to an early grave. Can't say her reasoning is surprising though.
 
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