Reality Show Lolcows

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Speaking of Celebrity Big Brother, Farrah Abraham (who's also a contestant on CBB) from MTV's 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom has got to be one of my all time favorite reality show lolcows. I know it seems kinda cheating picking someone from those shows, since they all, with the possible exception of maybe one or two girls, are lolcows but Farrah is definitely the closest to the classic definition of a lolcow since she's delusional, arrogant, fame obsessed, an attention whore, and just an shitty person in general.

In her 16 and Pregnant episode, she just came off as bratty and vapid (She even apologized to the doctor who was delivering her baby for the fact that he had to look at her crotch). By Teen Mom (Which takes place about a couple months to a few years after her baby was born), she's still just a bitch but the lolcow seeds are starting to be planted. She's more obsessed with finding a man than taking care of her daughter. She also drives away all her friends with her shitty personality, so in the 2nd season, it's pretty obvious that MTV producers hired a woman who had to be at least a decade older than Farrah to be her friend for the show, so she can talk about her problems on camera.

But when Teen Mom started to wean in popularity, Farrah started to get desperate. So she started to get into porn. She made a "sex tape" with pornstar James Deen (She claims that it was a sex tape that she made while she was dating Deen but Deen himself and just general common sense seems to indicate that it was straight up porn). A couple of weeks after her porno was released, she was seen shopping for pregnancy tests very openly, which just seemed another way for her to get attention. She later wrote and published and erotic book "loosely based" on her exploits in porn, as well as making molds of her vagina. But Farrah is also a jack of all trades! She also plans on writing a Christian parenting book!

Since then, she went on Celebrity Couple Therapy, despite being single, and was seen living in a model home during a "where are the now?" special for Teen Mom (insert your Arrested Development jokes here). She also has ton of work done to her face despite being only 24.

In a sense, I feel slightly bad for her. Like many lolcows, she seemed to have a shitty upbringing. Her mom is clearly unhinged and wouldn't let her get an abortion when she was pregnant. And her baby's father died while she was still pregnant, which I can imagine can be pretty traumatic. But at a certain point, having a crappy childhood doesn't excuse you for behavior, and I think it's pretty obvious that she's past that point. I just feel bad for her daughter in all of this though.
 
Didn't she also go to jail and release a crappy album?
 
trombonista said:
Didn't she also go to jail and release a crappy album?
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Jail? No. Released a crappy album? Yes. A girl named Amber who happened to be on Farrah's season of Teen Mom went to jail for a couple of years for narcotics. She used to be on Farrah's levels of hot mess but she seems to be doing somewhat better these days, so good for her. Janelle from the second batch of Teen Mom girls has also been in a out of jail multiple times for drugs and assault. I think she might be 2nd in lolcow territory from that show, right after Farrah.

Here's her "music" btw. I hate the fact that this is now in my internet history.
The more I study her, the more I'm convinced that she might have a personality disorder.
 
I remember in 'Wife Swap' about a family who believes their children should be unschooled and their 12 year learns to read by texting. While another family has a drill sergeant mother using a smoke alarm to wake up the children for school and won't give them freedom like her teenage son to social with his friends while refuse to put her daughter's painting on the wall. That episode was a huge fail as a result as the drill sergeant woman tried to get the unschool children to school but the husband doesn't support it and she was so pissed off. Only upside was, she got a smoothie maker as inspired to get one.

I know a Supernanny type show where the dad is actually the most sensible out of the family as his wife takes care of her pig and lets it roam in the house and their baby daughter flings poo everywhere.

As for 'Come Dine with Me', had a woman who was an ASBO worker who was rather bitchy. She said she threatens to reduce points if the 'G word' is used (she had ginger hair) in her company which mean, every diner except herself as she hosted the last episode and mentioned ginger many time when referring to cooking. Her and the first host had a fight about using the term ginger, the host was ginger herself and didn't mind the term.
 
Has anyone seen the show Twinning on VH1? If you have then you probably familiar with GinaMarie "NOT Zimmerman" Russo.

Even though she grew on me in later episodes, she has been the archetype of the spoiled rich kid grown up. She and her twin sister AnnaMarie came off as annoying to the other twins (or HGs) because they often bragged about owning all of these luxurious things and whined when some decided to argue with them. Two of the finest moments are when GinaMarie is confronted by Nicole...


And when she is put in the Twin-Off (an elimination round that focuses on how much the twins know each other) for the third time.


The Russo twins were eliminated in 6th place by a close margin of 4-5. Eventually they were trying to call the producers out for not accepting "Hare Krishna" and "Hare Krsna" as correct answers. The Russos put those down twice. They and their fans got pissy because they think the producers wouldn't take the answers as if they were misspellings (especially when there was another set of twins--Skyler and Spencer Nick--who got points despite constantly spelling things wrong. However, it was explained on the show by the host--Angie Greenup--that the answers weren't accepted because the two words were in different languages (English and Sanskrit). And this is true when you look it up TBH.)
 
Sam Sung said:
GinaMarie "NOT Zimmerman" Russo.
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Speaking of GinaMarie Zimmerman (She was on season 15 of American Big Brother for those who don't know), she was a lolcow in her own right too. For starters, she was obsessed with a guy who got evicted in the second week and wouldn't shut the fuck up about him for the rest of the season. Said guy was not only out of her league but also gave off some strong closeted vibes. She would also butcher words constantly to the point where the own show had a segment on it and the more educated HGs would comment on her speech mannerisms. While the above could be an example of being oddly lovable or just someone you would pity, she eliminates all possibilities of being endearing by being awfully racist and just a shitty person in general. She was awful to another woman that season who happened to mixed raced, including but not limited to telling her that her own mother didn't love her because she was put up for adoption as a baby.

Surprisingly, she managed to win quite a few comps but no one saw her as a threat, so she just kinda stayed in the game. She managed to make it to the final 2 but also loses any possibility of actually winning the game by giving the worst final 2 speech in Big Brother history.
Unfortunately I can't find it on YouTube but enjoy these other clips of her also failing to give a coherent speech.
 
Are there any other lolcows with the name GinaMarie?
 
I've been binge-watching Bar Rescue and I've come across more lolcows.

Louie Kennedy: ("Up in Smoke.") Arrogant, has an obsession with creepy dolls and maiquin art, flashes his privates at the bar, stubborn as Hell, laughs at his own brother's struggles like they're nothing, refuses to try until he thankfully got some sense talked into him.

O'Face Bar: ("Punch Drunk and Trailer Trashed") Bar Rescue's answer to Amy's Baking Company. The owners abuse staff members, the wife has her own bell to get her drinks, the husband tried to get the bouncer to throw a man out a window (he refused), had the worst test run ever and caused Taffer to walk out in disgust.

Piratz Tavern: ("Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Dumb") Not only did they immediately revert back to their old ways (so they could have their Peter Pan fantasy), but burnt the sign of the new bar that was set up for them. They pretty much closed down due to their own stupidity and immaturity and blamed the show. (They even tried to ask Taffer to come back and save them a second time.)
 
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned pedofork Doug Hutchinson and his child bride, Courtney Stodden yet. Although their totally not creepy marriage happened before, they were on Celebrity Couples Therapy with Dr. Drew for one season.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
So what happened with them on that show?
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Only thing I remember reading is some other person on the show called Doug a pedo for his creepy child bride which caused some drama, and Courtney was strutting dressed as she is known and that caused even more drama. I believe the general complaint amoung the cast of that season was that Doug and Courtney were only there to attention whore and didn't even attempt to follow the whole couple's therapy ploy.

If I'm not mistaken, didn't they talk about separating and getting a divorce?
 
Doug's frequently played horrorcows on various cop shows too. He's actually shown up twice, as two different but basically identical plot-wise characters, on CSI.

He's actually a good actor, I hate to say.
 
My reality TV lolcows are a lot simpler
American Idol: Keith, like a virgin
Any show on VH1
All the real housewives except for Beverly Hills..well maybe Lisa Vanderpump and that slutty Brandy what's her face whi was married to a Z list celebrity that left her for even uglier trailer trash.
 
That reminds me, I heard one of the mutant surgery cigarette monster women from Mob Women is dying from ten types of cancer.
 
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