Reality Show Lolcows

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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
I've been binge-watching Bar Rescue and I've come across more lolcows.

Louie Kennedy: ("Up in Smoke.") Arrogant, has an obsession with creepy dolls and maiquin art, flashes his privates at the bar, stubborn as Hell, laughs at his own brother's struggles like they're nothing, refuses to try until he thankfully got some sense talked into him.

O'Face Bar: ("Punch Drunk and Trailer Trashed") Bar Rescue's answer to Amy's Baking Company. The owners abuse staff members, the wife has her own bell to get her drinks, the husband tried to get the bouncer to throw a man out a window (he refused), had the worst test run ever and caused Taffer to walk out in disgust.

Piratz Tavern: ("Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Dumb") Not only did they immediately revert back to their old ways (so they could have their Peter Pan fantasy), but burnt the sign of the new bar that was set up for them. They pretty much closed down due to their own stupidity and immaturity and blamed the show. (They even tried to ask Taffer to come back and save them a second time.)
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Speak of the O Face Bar, the owner got arrested for sexual abuse and assault back in February.

http://www.omaha.com/news/crime/co-...cle_a9f5d78e-cc5f-11e5-b099-3f8210c1390c.html
 
This is the craziest bitch I have ever witnessed. Check it out if you've got the time:
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
This is the craziest bitch I have ever witnessed. Check it out if you've got the time:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CkFU7uBGd5M
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Oh god, Dr. Phil is one of the greatest IRL source of lolcows. I get into the habit of binge-watching it when it's on those 4 hour back-to-back sprees on OWN. I've seen so many episodes that made me think I'd just imagined them because they were just THAT insane.

My favorite of all time was the "Breast Pump Bandit", who was brought on Dr. Phil by his daughter. Dude is addicted to like every drug and even gets his own daughter involved, cheats on his wife by fucking the daughter's friends, mooches off his now-ex wife (even forces her to sleep on the couch while he fucks underage girls), pawns all of her wonderful things, and is basically an inspiration to all horrible lolcows worldwide. I couldn't find a whole episode, but for once the show teaser doesn't even scratch the surface of how crazy this dude is.

 
This season of Ink Master is reminding me of what a lolcow Sarah is. Unlike a chunk of lolcows, she's rather talented but the woman has a lot of "passionate" moments of ill-temperedness and not liking to admit when she's wrong.
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
Oh god, Dr. Phil is one of the greatest IRL source of lolcows. I get into the habit of binge-watching it when it's on those 4 hour back-to-back sprees on OWN. I've seen so many episodes that made me think I'd just imagined them because they were just THAT insane.
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Yep, Dr. Phil's where it's at. One of my favorites was this lady who was basically Jace's mom IRL, who was a member of some weird-ass church and tried to practice "spiritual warfare" and her husband was bitching about her not wanting to give him blowjobs and not cleaning the kitchen cupboards.
 
Big Nasty said:
Yep, Dr. Phil's where it's at. One of my favorites was this lady who was basically Jace's mom IRL, who was a member of some weird-ass church and tried to practice "spiritual warfare" and her husband was bitching about her not wanting to give him blowjobs and not cleaning the kitchen cupboards.
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Dr. Phil is really a fertile breeding ground for cows. I haven't checked, but I'm sure there's a forum or wiki detailing most of the guests. Hopefully some sperg with no life has my idea covered.

I just remembered another great guest on that show. It was a lady and her husband/boyfriend, and apparently the guy raped or murdered a young girl and left her by the side of an interstate in Indiana. They actually got law enforcement involved and there were a bunch of absolutely insane side details in the story (like how the guy beats the wife, how he's into weird fetishes, etc)... and then it turned out that they were lying for attention and Dr. Phil absolutely reamed them. I can't recall their names but holy shit, it was surreal.
 
Big Nasty said:
My Strange Addiction seems "worked" in the wrestling sense of the word.
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Yeah, I'll have to agree there. Every episode is set up the same way, person has strange addiction, speaks with a friend or family about it, friend or family suggests they get help, they agree just to prove what they're doing isn't harmful (sometimes it actually is, but they keep doing it anyway) ... rinse and repeat.
 
It's amazing to see how deluded this person supposedly is. He's tried out for So You Think You Can Dance, American Idol, and Deal Or No Deal




 
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Kataomoi00 said:
It's amazing to see how deluded this person supposedly is. He's tried out for So You Think You Can Dance, American Idol, and Deal Or No Deal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OLyEzTpg-k8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h6e1E8vAAvU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IppZYrE1HCM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E8ZPEcowKIY
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I would hope that this guy is some kind of very dedicated performance artist and that no one like this can possibly exist, but then I remember that I'm on a whole forum about equally bizarre and deluded people.
 
Purple People Eater said:
Almost every adult on Dance Moms acts like a lolcow, especially in earlier seasons where the girls just want to dance and have fun and the moms are screaming at each other over their placements in competitions or the infamous "pyramid".
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IIRC the hamplanet dance teacher is particularly cowish. I've heard rumors that she's abusive to the girls and their mothers in real life as well.
 
Bitch I Might Be said:
IIRC the hamplanet dance teacher is particularly cowish. I've heard rumors that she's abusive to the girls and their mothers in real life as well.
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Oh definitely. I remember one episode where one of the girls showed up to a rehearsal with something written on her hand in pen, and the teacher halted the class for a good handful of minutes to chew her out in front of everyone for "looking sloppy"
 
The lady in love with an amusement park ride. Also includes a cameo by the women in love with fences.
I've watched the full show and it shows that amusement ride lady also has other lovers. There is a hilarious scene where she is "cuddling" with a building. A security guard tells her to fuck off and she gets butthurt. There is also a scene where Fence girl gets into a cat fight with an employee of a museum about the fall of communism. She thinks taking down the Berlin was MURDER. Her attitude is pretty much "Yeah, I know it was a symbol of oppression and thousands died trying to cross it to freedom but it gave ME a lady boner"
 
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