Rank the Slavs - Which slav is the best slav?

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Whats the best Slav?

  • Czech

  • Slovak

  • Silesian

  • Sorb

  • Kashubian

  • Pole

  • Serb

  • Croat

  • Bulgarian

  • Bosnian

  • Slovene

  • Montenegrin

  • Macedonian

  • Rusyn

  • Ukrainian

  • Russian

  • Belarussians

  • Cossack

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JJLiautaud

JJLiautaud

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Vote based on any criteria you want and argue passionately for your choice in the thread, ethnic flamewars are encouraged, if your favorite slav is missing call me a stupid nigger faggot, note however only the current extant Slavs are asked about here, so no wendish etc. Choices in the poll is arranged by Western Southern Eastern and in no particular order within the groups.

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Serbians are hands down the best people of Europe. There is a quality of courage, determination against all odds, and sheer resilience in the character of the Serbs that all people should look up to.
 
Why do you have so many fake ethnicities in this poll?

Kashubians - Made up by the Prussians to mean "loyal Poles" since they ruled over them for centuries.
Silesians - Also made up by the Prussians since they were less radical than other Poles.
Montenegrins - Literally just Serbian tribes who won their independence a century earlier since they were too poor and primitive for the Turks to bother suppressing their revolt. Kept alive by the West because the West hates Serbia for not being a puppet state
Rusyns - A creation of Ukrainian nationalists and State Department glowies. Literally just Ukrainians who live in Slovenia.
Cossacks - Literally just a job, it's like calling cowboys an ethnic group. Didn't stop the State Department and CIA from trying to invent a Cossack ethnicity to help partition Russia.
 
Save the Loli said:
Why do you have so many fake ethnicities in this poll?

Kashubians - Made up by the Prussians to mean "loyal Poles" since they ruled over them for centuries.
Silesians - Also made up by the Prussians since they were less radical than other Poles.
Montenegrins - Literally just Serbian tribes who won their independence a century earlier since they were too poor and primitive for the Turks to bother suppressing their revolt. Kept alive by the West because the West hates Serbia for not being a puppet state
Rusyns - A creation of Ukrainian nationalists and State Department glowies. Literally just Ukrainians who live in Slovenia.
Cossacks - Literally just a job, it's like calling cowboys an ethnic group. Didn't stop the State Department and CIA from trying to invent a Cossack ethnicity to help partition Russia.
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They all speak different languages except for the Cossacks, and Cossacks are the ones I debated about but decided to include because they do have their own unique culture.
 
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The poles are at the top and bottom. Most poles I've met for work and such are pretty chill guys. But for some reason they become rabid, barely functioning homunculi leagues more powerful than the meager north american NEET when RPGs are added to the mix.
 
Owner Of A Bonely Heart said:
I nominate Romanians, as they are honorary Slavs.
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There is no honour in being a Slav.

Knowing absolutely nothing about Slavic history because it's not important in Australian education ever, how is the Turkroach Republic of Bulgaristan considered Slavic but Romania is not?

This is why Australian classification is superior:
  • All of Eastern Europe = Slavs
  • All of non-English speaking Western Europe = Wogs
  • English speaking Europe = Scum
 
Slovenia's a pretty country. No idea about the people though.
 
Save the Loli said:
Montenegrins - Literally just Serbian tribes who won their independence a century earlier since they were too poor and primitive for the Turks to bother suppressing their revolt. Kept alive by the West because the West hates Serbia for not being a puppet state
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WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS. Just say "lazy Serbs" and you'll get the gist of why Montenegrins are a meme "ethnicity".
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I'm going to judge them by the only thing that matters, which ethnicity has the hottest redheads. Since the Udmurts aren't ethnic Russians, I believe they're related to the Mari people, I think I have to lean towards the Czechs. But please, feel free to submit evidence that I'm wrong.
 
I nominate the Serbians for protecting @Null from troon-assassins. (Unfortunate they cannot rescue him from his own American dietary habits.)
 
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