random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[IamnottheNSA]

"She doesn't look Jewish, she just looks ugly"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVo6z3bMX7I&t=12m18s

 

[Freddy Freaker]

It all sounds like doot doot laser in summertime to me man.

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

Ok. I have calmed down. How do I actually delete my account?

 

[Floop]

I feel you, fam. I decided the amount of vodka needed to forget it after finding it would result in my liver pouring itself out through my dickhole so I gave up and continue to suffer. The only cure is to share the pain

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

Some quotes to use

"SOCKY SOCKS! YOU ARE EVIL! LLAMA LLAMA!"
"And for my next trick - I will force eighteen tons of lard down Null's mouth"
"Yeah This is the least compelling Allegory for abuse and rape"
"Ok, so you want a cat girl with a dick. Got it"
"Our Pet Lolcow can easily debunk the first link while male rape victims can debunk the second link."

 

[AlexGroans]

"I wouldn't call it rape...but I guess I was like, fine with it, but I didn't like it...because I was passed out...then he woke me up and told me he got me Plan B"

 

[Raging Capybara]

I only know how to do the single towel rub yourself drying, not the feminine towel witchcraft secrets. How is it done?

I managed to bring my wife's period out of dormancy with the strength of mine.

 

[Haramburger]

CIA glow niggers keep funneling radiation into my brain to give you the best discount mattress prices.

 

[Floop]

“Dood Simpin predict face time and 9/11 how did they do that in 1935.”

 

[PootPoot2]

FILMS THEM SHITTING

 

[Strictly Confidential]

“quit Xanax to support shrimp spending”

 

[AnOminous]

accuse me of sticking yams and cats up my ass

 

[{o}P II]

To this day I have yet to see a sane person who puts pronouns in their Twitter bio.

 

[Syaoran Li]

"You're a fucking welfare!"

Not gonna lie, I really miss Deagle Nation.

 

[Crichax]

Zedkissed60 is a funni guy

 

[MediocreMilt]

There are multiple livestreams where all these guys sit around calling me “prepubescent”

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...xxing-people-for-disagreeing-with-them.60296/

 

[CIA Nigger]

I wanted credit for a penis model that my ex leaked to his friends

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Why haven’t they mutilationed their peephole yet? Oh yea sex offender before munchie

 

[QU 734]

As the old saying goes ”You weep what you so”

 

[Wendy Carter]

Well, I AM a legal expert. I've watched several Nick Rekeita videos and have a wikipedia article to 100%, foolproof-no-way-around-it, prove my claims