random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Fannyscum]

"It's shorthand for saying ResetEra is full of autistic SJWs"

From https://www.resetera.com/threads/oo...o-epic-games-store-on-pc.132351/post-23301494

(Credit to @BesadaDontStarve)

Ooblets will be exclusive to Epic Games Store on PC

Yeah, they're under a lot of pressure, which can easily make someone say or do the wrong thing. There's so little empathy in cases like this, so few attempts to try and understand what might drive the responses. Even if he is wrong - and he likely is, but I haven't seen the full picture, just a...

www.resetera.com

 

[Floop]

“The only reason God doesn’t erase you from the face of the Earth, is because you amuse him somehow!”

 

[OG 666]

"Cishet white gamers are being radicalized online at an alarming rate."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

What a useless game. It's supposedly about depression and you can't even kill yourself even though killing yourself would be preferable to playing such a shitty game.

 

[Meowthkip]

Might be kind of a massive asshole for saying this but: I do hope that she does have a near death experience with a serial killer if it means she gets her chinless head out of her expansive and shit covered ass and she realizes how fucking depraved serial killers are and she realizes how wrong she has been for flicking it to them. Then again, I would also like to snort coke off of Dio Brando's ass but that ain't happening any time soon.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

in a few years we'll have an underground network of tin cans on strings just so we can say "nigger"

Our dear erverlord may be a feeder, he may be autistic, he may even be a nigger.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Getting my balls waxed is more harm to the whole world

 

[Bessie]

You're super turbo gay if you don't wanna fuck mother earth into her own dirt with your throbbing cock of pollution.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

And after the Damn Unrequited Arrests and Dogpilings I’ve had to also endure from Albermarle County Police, I Kicked His Car five times. I have always wanted to do damage Back at them for YEARS, and it finally happened, and it felt so karma-level zen and good.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Lets get back to tranny talk
Natalie Mars' penis is fucking weird still

 

[Gangster Talk]

How about it chucklefuck? You talk shit all day, wanna put your money where your mouth is? Or are you too scared of a little commie queerboy like me?

Spoiler: source

from https://kiwifarms.net/threads/maddox-george-ouzounian-george-schnoz.24527/page-264#post-5129284

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

#gurugossiper is related like in mom or dad by the kid who runs the gross websites #kiwi and #lolcows

Spoiler: Sauce

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/laur-trueman-rvt01.59219/page-2

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Stop. Hold it right fucking there, you goof.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"How does the saying go? When you assume, you make an 'ass' out of you?

 

[RobertCanfield]

still I didn't get it.

 

[Clovis]

Not that I need to prove crap to anybody, but here it is: my PTSD diagnosis, dated 07-19-19 stemming from Taylor Swift and everything.

Source

 

[wabbits]

I have connection, bitch.


Source

 

[PonelessBizza]

Another gold nugget from Jonathan "i just peed on my pad."

(source)

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

My mom always told me I was not exceptional.

 

[Gordon Cole]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW