random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Freddy Freaker]

Trent has a magical anus. Modern science has not been able to identity why the anus of Trent attracts so many straight men.

 

[Wendy Carter]

i tried looking up josh's face and got an image of a guy getting his dick sucked

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Personality:Jealous,Possessive,gentle,Adaptable,Brave,Calm,Emotional,good,Friendly,Passionate,Obsessive with "me",a bit Sensible,yandere

 

[Eryngium]

I wanna have sex with a crab please help me! I was looking on the internet for crabs a while back and i saw this crab and i got a really weird feeling and then i left and went on with my day but i kept thinking about this through out the day than i googled crabs again and i jerked off to the picture. I now wanna have sex with a crab but i live in Canada so i wont be seeing any crabs.

I wanna have sex with crab | Is It Normal? | isitnormal.com

I wanna have sex with a crab please help me! I was looking on the internet for crabs a while back and i saw this crab and i got a really weird feeling and then i left and went on with my day but i kept thinking about this through out the day than i googled crabs again and i jerked off to the...

www.isitnormal.com

 

[AnOminous]

I wanna have sex with crab | Is It Normal? | isitnormal.com

I wanna have sex with a crab please help me! I was looking on the internet for crabs a while back and i saw this crab and i got a really weird feeling and then i left and went on with my day but i kept thinking about this through out the day than i googled crabs again and i jerked off to the...

www.isitnormal.com

But Canada has tons of crabs.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

do you see the penis?
good
-crunklord420

 

[damian]

"Are we hanging out with a KKK member?"

 

[NoFeline]

Sorry to doublepost but it seems like the Japanese/Korean picrew users are getting sick of the tumblr bullshit.

Get out gays/좀 꺼져라 게이들아｜Picrew

Why so many gays and furrys Pls get out here and go to your home 뭐이리 게이랑 수간충들이많아 집...

picrew.me

So Many Gays Why and Furrys
Pls Get Out Here And Go To Your Home

 

[LubbyChudder]

You kiwifarmers, in between your tranny taints, disgusting obsessions, murder setups, and general attack nuisances, shouldn’t be the ones having animals or children around you.

Let me guess, let me guess, you all are undereducated celebs with personal lives as fucked up as these trannys, troons, and obese mukbangers, but your so pathetic you have to laugh at someone, right.

 

[theshep]

"I actually raised this beautiful woman!not so ugly lookin* like Morgan Oger...LOL and this is only after about two years of transition"

 

[The biggest iron]

"You have record levels of autism"

 

[FeverGlitch]

"Jessica, would you wax my butt?"

 

[Y2K Baby]

Close, but mistaken... I simply have & utilize my skull & bones, unlike many members here who spend the majority of their time trying to finnd people who will fill their skulls with the other person's bones (reciprocation optional).

 

[betterbullocks]

Delicate as an orchid, fair as a cherry blossom, the personification of feminine grace. But he's a guy. Tall as a willow, slender as a reed... but he's a guy.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I never have conversations with anyone who doesn't want to talk to me about giant talking bugs

 

[Haramburger]

So, he loudly shouted "who wants to get raped?" After about a minute of him doing this, some girl finally raised her hand and volunteered to be the rape victim. He immediately shouted "who raped you?" and made her pick one of the male students in the class as the accused rapist.

From Harvard professor Bruce Hay and his A&H thread about getting scammed here.

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

"Pokemon are expendable and this one has raped you."

 

[nekrataal]

“Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3”

 

[Bessie]

Atleast my mom's cunt has seen action

random_text.txt, please.

And I don't remember why I added this next post to multi-quote, but this is a good thread for it:

So among other things he embedded word filters in his site to abuse the forum users? What a exceptional tard cum sped!

Edit: One more.

Those ratings are getting me worried guys, it's like the Jaws theme but LGBT-friendly.

 

[francesco]

source describes Tyler’s dick as a young whitecap mushroom with a slightly thicker base. 4-5 inches.