random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

The last thing I wanna see when I jack off is my reflection.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

men are filthy animals -- and the lonely depraved ones become something less than an animal, something akin to pond scum. Men will fuck anything if they're lonely and desperate enough, which MANY men are. I've seen men fuck downright r3eeetarded women just to get their dick wet.

 

[are you a boi or a grill]

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

I wonder if his mom wishes she had aborted the retort.

From eathn Ralph's thread

 

[Wendy Carter]

@Okkervils attempts to describe @Shiversblood

A guy with an anus, but his anus is special.

 

[damian]

Dog semen only lasts for 9 days, so 0.3% of women have sex with a dog in the 9 days before a pap smear.

Running a website leads to so much strange and forbidden knowledge

 

[NoFeline]

I have vagina envy, what do you think about that, Freud?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Quote Me, "The Ordinary settle with their jobs, while the Extraordinary continue on."

 

[brother]

What's wrong? Have a bit of a scare out there? No problem. Grab a seat and get comfortable. We'll both be hollow before you know it.

 

[AnonAutismo]

"80% are now tweeting about dog ass when from basic canine biology it was vulva."

 

[Teri-Teri]

That's more gay than looking at a dude's dick.

Best one ever.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

hes just a third tier toliet grad with a podcast and high end CPAP machine.

 

[Army Burger]

never again will i see thomas the tank engine ranked alongside porn actors. beautiful...

 

[Isam]

"Autism connects total strangers from all across the world, where in the world are you?"

 

[FukuMuku]

"white people are scum and should all be killed xoxo"

 

[janekop]

Do you think it has a rechargable cummies tank inside the balls?

 

[KE 521]

Jesus christ suck some more fucking null cock ruin.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Jesus christ suck some more fucking null cock ruin.

At least have the decency to tag @Ruin

 

[Army Burger]

Edit: Why all these horrifying ratings? Lady breasts are beautiful, not horrifying

 

[AnOminous]

At least have the decency to tag @Ruin

It was from CDM.