random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Wendy Carter]

I'm not being ironic when I say that the Japanese otaku culture is the reason why this universe exists.
It is the only redeeming thing about reality.

 

[Army Burger]

how the fuck do they get their cocks to be soft enough to bend back but at the same time hard enough to penetrate the asshole
what the hell man

 

[Fannyscum]

My wife is proud that people find her sexy. We go to a restaraunt.

It can't be overstated how much of a repulsive moron Shane Holmsberg is.

 

[Army Burger]

Every “woman” he’s ever had sex with has whipped out a dick bigger than his.

 

[2.D.]

how is Cock and Ball Torture supposed to help trannies wtf

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Balh, blah, blah, screaming, the farm will get you motherfucker, eat shit.....blah, blah, blah. I laughed at first but then it hit me about my personal info being exposed here on the kiwifarm and I lost my shit.

 

[damian]

Can I be a Jew if some Jewish woman sits on my face while I eat her out?
Already circumcised, btw.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Women think they are so clever by not having a prostate don’t they!

 

[Wendy Carter]

I pioneered the 4chan japanophile lifestyle and mindset

 

[ProgKing of the North]

If a man does not enjoy cocks for his anus then He simply is not homosexual male. If he has cocks shoved into his mouth etc does stuff with guys then yeah maybe he is bisexual, however, if a man does not enjoy cocks for his anus then he is not a real gay.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Is there a name for that goo? I wanna find pictures.

 

[NoFeline]

"I challenged no less than 5 cops to a fight"

 

[AnOminous]

He has met the stringent Super Lawyers selection criteria.

 

[YayLasagna]

a little hiv isn't that bad these days

 

[Army Burger]

Nigga I ain't gonna read a tv show. That shits for books

 

[The biggest iron]

"I am so tired of seeing dog dick today"

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

"known illegal Doxing website"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Also something for random.txt:

By request of @PortsideDave

And if you wanna call me an SJW soyboy for saying that, the I invite you to lick my boy pussy

 

[SJ 485]

"It is a universally understood concept that we could not legally thwart the fierce love of a sex organ that goes thru the cervix like a baby. OK retard?"

 

[Wendy Carter]

“No that’s okay bro. We were just having some hella sexual relations.”