random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Wendy Carter]

Well my father taught me that women should not shave their pubes, so they should not shave their pubes.

I just put 2 and 2 together about the Jewish part.

 

[Brain Power]

You know i always wondered; If you have like a bad case of diarrhea, can you stick a tampon in to suck up all the liquid shit so you can take it out like a normal lad?

 

[wabbits]

My tits... fell out and I didn't even notice!



https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan-yaniv-jessica-yaniv-trustednerd-trustednerd-com-jy-knows-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/post-4765248

 

[AnOminous]

My tits... fell out and I didn't even notice!

Because he's a man.

 

[Poiseon]

"As for the gay community having its "bad side" - your "bad side" is enabling our "bad side". Maybe if you straightened shit up over there we'd have a slightly easier go of it, yeah? We're like, what, a single-digit percantage of the population, and of that an even smaller sliver is the "bad" side. Tend your own fields before you come here bitching about the dandelion growing in my little pop of tea-roses."

Edit for format

 

[YayLasagna]

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Can we add the highlighted section? He is flipping the fuck out and it's hysterical.

Learn how to edit and insert quotes you idiot.

 

[Poiseon]

Learn how to edit and insert quotes you idiot.

Fixed. Sorry Lasagna senpai.

 

[YayLasagna]

Fixed. Sorry Lasagna senpai.

You didn't even direct quote it from the thread. I no longer care now, considering you're both being colossal speds in the thread you quoted it from. You only came here with that quote to try and one up him, and ended up more autistic as a result. Good job.

 

[AnOminous]

kiwifarms is a cult of murderers. doxxing. is. murder.

lol.

 

[YayLasagna]

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kiwifarms is a cult of murderers. doxxing. is. murder.

lol.

lol

 

[MediocreMilt]

DIY Facial Recognition for Porn Is a Dystopian Disaster - VICE

archived 29 May 2019 17:37:27 UTC

archive.fo

experts in feminist studies and machine learning

the use of machine learning to control and extort women's bodily autonomy demonstrates deep misogyny

This harassment campaign had real-life consequences, with some sex workers having their payment processors or social media platforms shut down.

"This is horrendous and a pitch-perfect example of how these systems, globally, enable male dominance"

 

[gun]

Doing porn is quite normal, after all.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

You too can now own a tails the fox tail buttplug.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know about you, but I haven't bitten any person nor group "constantly", & when I bit them at all, it was something many my age did...

Okay, I baited for this but. . .

 

[Freddy Freaker]

 

[damian]

your tacos are racist.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Guys, there's analog dabbing.

From Vinesauce Vinny's "Yo! Noid 2" playthrough.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm so glad my grandma doesn't have a "girldick."

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

[Feb 16, 2018 at 3:56 PM] @Fuck you jewish cunt: I don't care about ratings, I just want to rate post

 

[Positron]

"...when she cums there is a large gush of seminal fluid from her prostate from her vagina. It spilled out warm like the depths of her, clear, slightly salty, thick, and mild to the taste, like anyone’s vaginal arousal wetness. It gushed over the base of my penis from front to back."