random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

@ButtGoblin666 Filling to my max gets me really worked up. And having a 10" nozzle all the way up my butt. :3

 

[Gangster Talk]

If this case proceeds beyond the pleadings Mr. Kokkinos intends to prove that Ouzounian is, by his own dictionary definition, a “cuckold.”

 

[Funnybone]

His art style needs work. Normal child porn? Gross. 3 fingered child porn? A blight on this earth.

 

[scared sheep]

“All of you are a joke everyone in this thread. Every single person if your reading this then your a lolcow”

 

[Army Burger]

I made friends here Josh, I watched movies with people here and you took it away like a dick.

 

[neger psykolog]

"it was KF forensic specialists who discovered she was hooking"

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc...rch_paper_draft_the_view_from_the_other_side/

Random.txt contribution:
"it was KF forensic specialists who discovered she was hooking"

 

[Army Burger]

I may be somewhat fat because I HAVE MONEY AND BUY A LOT OF FOOD,

 

[CWCissey]

Seeing as some of Russell Greer's victims apparently read his thread regularly

'Preferred by 8 out of 10 cathouses'

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I know you're making a joke about him having a gaping loose asshole but it's not anatomically possible.

Lmfao

 

[Army Burger]

Man, I don't know whether I want to fuck him or be his mom.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

It's true, though. Australia really did lose a war against a bunch of birds. This is exactly what you'd expect of a nation of exiled mental defectives and criminals.

 

[gumboman]

"those scums at kiwifarms are like my herpes, always coming back to ruin my social life"

 

[Army Burger]

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I hope your happy in your little bigot fiefdom

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Yesm have your little victory getting me to lock down my presense. I don't run and hide because i'm weak, i run and hide because people like you make me afraid

 

[Sammy]

EDIT: More Sweet Times

 

[LN 910]

"I want szechuan sauce! I'M PICKLE RICK! Wubba lubba dub dub!"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Some choice words from the recently revived SSC thread.

I know why you can't read because you're an asshole.

You're not the best, you some fake ass bitch you are Jewelsmakerguy or I should I say "jellymakingbitch" Jackass!

P.S. You're fucking list for been an Asshole you are!

Oh, and because I don't want to forget it:

And by way I'm not Richard and Richard's friend I'm from UGANDA!!!

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Alt-right since gamergate?

 

[Army Burger]

One tweet he'll be yakking about how great his life is miff-marf awoo and then two tweets later he's a poor tranny from the streets battling crippling depression.