random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ColumbiaBinks]

“NO! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT US! AREN’T WE COOL! WANT A MARACA? GO AHEAD AND SHAKE IT!”
https://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.php?thread=1102098

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Keystone]

That’s 36 minutes of intense HD ass-fucking action from your favorite stretchy size queen - yours for just $18 "

From the Zinnia Jones thread in the Sisterwood subforum.

 

[Army Burger]

Both Null and Vordrak seem happy to appropriate the other’s methods, though Null has a small army of shitlords to increase his firepower.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Navigating the Gommorhic warren that is internet chan culture is no easy task."

 

[Sammy]

"It's called espionage. I'm like the Goku version of Vladimir Putin."
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[sbm1990]

"how am i supposed to mabsturbate on valentines day.. fuck my life"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"You probably have secret fanfic about how you want to be his JULAY."

 

[Cosmos]

This entire thing deserves to be random text, but especially this excerpt:

"I on the other hand squinted my eyes and stepped forward pulling my katana from judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?""

 

[BILLY MAYS]

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This entire thing deserves to be random text, but especially this excerpt:

"I on the other hand squinted my eyes and stepped forward pulling my katana from judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?""

i can't tell if this is a shitpost

 

[SY 951]

"They’re like tumblr but only for drama"

 

[Army Burger]

really, I as a pedophile hobo didn't know that. Thanks for informing me with this invaluable information.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Tell us more about Stormy being forced to watch shark shows, I don't care about the rest of that. I want more non-consensual shark viewing.

 

[LOOPS]

Unfollow me now asshole, I don't want you to see my art. I'm still shaking from your comment, you have undone weeks of therapy.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

But I didn't do anything? Someone came in and started name calling and I didn't know who it was? I would just like to understand lol

 

[RG 448]

Alright I'm just gonna take my ball and go home. I don't have what it takes for this section of the interwebs :/.

 

[Desire Lines]

"As a real-life bitch with a real-life penis..."

 

[CatParty]

You see, @Null is a massive faggot. He cant stop his self destructive behavior if he tried. Josh has a cow thread on every single site dedicated to mocking people. He thinks that kiwifarms is his PA and reddit tier trolls agree with him.

 

[Hellfire]

"Kiwi farms is/was a website for hackers that enjoyed stalking people;it was a game to them. The site could only be accessed if you type in the entire web address, or if someone sends you a link to copy and paste."

"And I don't mean on 4chan, or Reddit. I'm talking about something else, websites that are public, but also not at the same time. I'm talking about what people call the dark web; I'm talking about places like Kiwi Farms."

"Me and my special friends wife we are not done we haven't even started yet I will fight for my love it's war bitch I'm invoking it"

 

[Used Coat Hanger]

"Wanna touch my downstairs sheckles and kosher shaft? Jew nose what I'm saying!"