random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

The whole premise of "red pill" is that if you play a particular game 24/7, a woman will sit on your dick more often. The problem is the game is Superman 64.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Can't even have the self discipline to develop an eating disorder the right way. Back in my day, we had thinspo tumblr accounts and drank sugar free monster with a cigarette in place of a meal, multiple times a day, every single day.

I know how babies made. Some woman had to squeeze that baby out of her cooch or have it cut out of her.

Dude it's IDAHO. Just like in the midwest you can grow corn, fuck animals, fuck your cousins, do drugs or go postal and that's IT.

 

[JambledUpWords]

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I WILL remove my penis and testicles somehow, this is and always has been my #1 need.

Hmmmmm… should I read Demian by Hess… or The Gay Minotaur Hockey player milked my prostate? Hmmmm…

His words are the words of agony and lunacy, disguised in ecstasy. He screams in pain, his ass bleeds, but he is happy.

My boss is 38 years old and she is slim and fit without too many wrinkles. I'm attracted to her, so it would be very enjoyable if she sexually assaulted me.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Thus, paradoxically, the most antisemitic thing ever is to be an ardent Christian who emphatically states that all non-Christians who had the opportunity to convert are destined for the final oven.

 

[Meat Target]

If your kid knows what Telegram is then you messed up as a parent.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Every day on Kiwifarms is another day to learn about someone’s fetish

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

But OP, I'M happy, and I'm not a liar. How do you know? Because calling you a nigger and a faggot makes me happy, that's why.

 

[demicolon]

I used "nigga hidin in a bowl of rice waitin to pop a cap in yo ass" in a business meeting once, turned out no one else had seen the movie and they all thought I was an unhinged psycho. Oh well, we still closed the deal.

 

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Utah can go fuck itself.

 

[Vile Force of Darkness]

I just want to meet someone that's normal and shares the same morals as me, which is apparently too much to ask in this hell that I live in.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Niggers going ape over banana? Even as an avowed racist that's a little on the nose.

The idea came to me during a visit to Waffle House.

Man, this is a return to a time I never thought I'd see again. No weird or disturbing porn, no criminal activities, no drugs or abuse- just one glorious retard taking advantage of his First Amendment rights.

>he doesn't own a wolf shirt
This baby has gotten me so much pussy, you just wouldn't get it.

Academics (preferrably chemists) please respond. How could I replicate/manufacture a pooner smell? I'm getting retardedly curious about it but I don't want to smell the real thing. So what do I need? My budget is about 35 buckaroonies

I'm not exactly a lexicon of lechery.

I dont think the loony train ever slowing down, let alone stop.

Man becomes addicted to porn. Man can't get women in real life. Man wants to experience what he watches irl. Man thinks to himself, "If I can't get the big tiddy goth girl, I shall become the big tiddy goth girl." Man troons out. Man goes on grindr and starts shitting on dicks.

Okay I know I'm a faggot but who thought bringing a woman to an orgy was a good idea?

Come the fuck on dude. At least fucking try to follow along without the triggered pre-programmed "reeeeee" responses.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The good guys will never be allowed to win. The only thing we can do anymore is accept the hopeless despair that awaits us un the future.

 

[Path Wanderer]

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

I hate to spoil everyone's fun thoughts of nuclear warheads plunging into African pussy

 

[DickMain]

I am beyond angry at his cowardice and I’m even more angry that after his 35 minute suicide announcement, the dude immediately started playing Super Mario Sunshine like it was nothing.

 

[JustSomeDong]

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT TELEVISED, IT WILL BE REDDIT POSTED ON /r/Trans4Trans!!!!

>proceeds to burn down a church but accidentally at the last second sees it was full of black people.

 

[Shartavius]

I validate myself everytime I breathe.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

Her sister Tari is quite shy, while her sister Premila likes showing off her prehensile penis.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

rolling my eyes like the penis on meatspin

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@Catgirl Tyranid

I will not shave my asshole, I will not sit on the frying pan, I will not make the poo omelet.