random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Croaking Spider]

Teeth are for gay people, because fairies come to get them.

 

[Gentlebastard]

My dream is to live a life where this is the highlight of the day, a daily goose (yes I know those are ducks) parade where I have dressed the geese in little hats and such for my own amusement. One day...

There's a certain logic to some of it. Granted, it's the logic of a drunk retard, but the hamster wheel is still sort of spinning inside what's left of his brain.

sticks and stones may break one's bones, but laughter from the fairer sex will destroy you in ways that no form of medieval torture ever could

I was moved by the story. About four inches towards right wing extremism.

My wallet is a basic boundary, you communist dipshit.

 

[Brap God]

The fact is there ARE more important things in life than getting the right to fix your phone. Not having your children raped for one.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The ICE crap is double bullshit because he started fucking her when Biden was still president.

 

[not william stenchever]

I believe in venditta.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am rooting for him to get rid of the lice.

On July 28th @SHITFUCKER6969 was doxed.

Coolio repented, it's okay

It’s important to remember we’re on phase 87 of the trans genocide. Every person who passes a tranny in the street without murdering them 100% believes they are their chosen sex. That’s why it’s called “passing”.

 

[James Gabriel Potter]

You are the blackest retarded gorilla nigger the earth has ever seen. North Sentinel spear chucking nigger use "Stud McCool," as a euphamism for retarded nigger.

 

[GoybeamFireSupportOfficer]

@James Gabriel Potter You missed the best part.

You are such a fucking retarded shit eating subhuman black as satan's asshole nigger. I want to crush your skull with a sledge hammer. The moment THE MOMENT I find out where you live I am giving up my life to come and murder you.

This is not a threat this is a promise I am going to murder your ass the moment you get doxed you retarded brown subhuman nigger. Give me my top hats because my smoke break was ruined by seeing this subhuman nigger opining on what literally puts food on my table

 

[Mister Eveready]

Only thing more depressing than suicide is failing at suicide.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I do not enjoy these erotic delights.

 

[DickMain]

You are such a fucking retarded shit eating subhuman black as satan's asshole nigger. I want to crush your skull with a sledge hammer. The moment THE MOMENT I find out where you live I am giving up my life to come and murder you.

 

[Chongqing]

I tried to meet you where you were.

Louis Rossmann to Altistic Right.

 

[invisibult plus+]

This is end-stage homosexuality. Actually demonic.

 

[Meat Target]

Yes, let us separate from each other more. Let us destroy our ties and fight each other. That's what independent thinkers do, right? They smart, right? I want to be smart too. I want to say profound shit and be a proud, lonely fuckin RaVeN. Nevermore, nigga. Eat shit and die, negro-pajeet-low-life scum. I am the cat ladies, and my cats fart in your general direction. I am the trannies, and my flesh wound - which represents a cunt - is very smelly, te-hee. Smell it, white boy, smell it. Revel in it's putridness, you trash.

 

[invisibult plus+]

I don't understand why this is being downplayed as a stunt for attention. Fake or real, shallow or deep, planned or sudden break, you don't come back from this. 'He only pretended to stick a razor up his ass live on tiktok while naked and covered in blood' okay and??

 

[Da Capo]

You need to stop them green Reddit posts and come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth... I'm feelin' romantical

as if that’ll convince a naked man reenacting the Passion of the Christ on himself to chill out

 

[man bun rapist]

"You just want to transition to go to the men's washroom and see dicks"

 

[Gentlebastard]

There is enough hate in my heart for the both of them.

Go secure the Mandate of Heaven and force the masses to build it. Oh, it's "unethical" to throw junkies and subversives into a hole? Welp, guess you're never getting your cool shiny Prison Planet.

That gut... That square head... The "I'm a poof who takes it in the ass" haircut. I'd know that swine anywhere!

How could anyone actually prefer the word "genitals"? No one likes that word. It's like "moist."

early tribute to Castle Doctrine, Home Alone

Considering we're on a gossip forum about mostly shut-in autistic retards, I personally care a whole lot about what they do and especially when their doors are closed

In times like these I curse my imagination.

I don't use 藥娘 because it is weebism and concedes too much ground to the troon (calling them "woman"). 人妖 is okay and is understood by everyone. 死太監 (fucking eunuch) is acceptable.

This man’s genome is one further generation of inbreeding from complete pedigree collapse.

Today is Transgender Toilet Genocide day here in the UK.

Trigger warning: the next post is Kiwi-exclusionary

His tweet was oozing homosexual smugness.

What the fuck could you possibly have done to get a fucking herbivore to run you down and execute you?! I have seen animals attack before, but I have never seen a cow just stand on you and curb stop you over and over again.

Great conversation opener when all you really want in life is getting stabbed by a pregnant woman.

 

[Sooty Soot]

“You bring me 100 Kiwifarms users, 10 of them post and contribute in lolcow threads. Half of them are USPG2 or other /pol/tards. The other ones only post in eceleb gossip threads! 20-30% of them think Rekieta is a good lolcow, hate Bossman, don’t know anything about Chris Chan.”

 

[Hamstirer]

Ass to mouth box cutter was a choice.