random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

It's always amusing when you are confused about if a user is either genuinely retarded, trolling or has the politicalsperg equivalent of down syndrome.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

My favorite thing about this website is it's always these retards that I have literally never interacted with before who jump into the conversation with nothing to say and just make autistic screeching noises.

 

[Dr. Butt]

is jelqing halal?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

You mentioned the Kiwi Farms to your gay lover..?

 

[Betonhaus]

I have read retarded monster sex fanfics and I cannot recommend it enough.

 

[Path Wanderer]

So do I, dumbass. Part time, but I'm still working.

 

[Hey Bitches it's me]

Yeah, that's still a job

 

[PetiteFeet]

Enjoy your eternal doom, faggot.

 

[Mister Eveready]

I am the white race

 

[Dr. Butt]

God must be real because I cannot see this happening for anything other than divine comedy

 

[Beelzebub's Lawyer]

If a 33 y/o is too young and pretty for the role of someone who possesses ageless beauty then call Mamie Van Doren's agent while you're at it. That bitch is old enough to have blown the Wright brothers, Neil Armstrong AND Elon Musk.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Please forgive my stupidity, I have a great degree of brain damage.

FYI, I've watched hundreds of hours of relatively-normal porn clips on XHamster and XVideos, and while ZERO of them are Trans (as far as I know!) not all of them have been hetero or lesbian. More bluntly, I've watched my fair share of gay porn, and busted nuts to it.

 

[King Metalia]

Coleslaw is awful.