random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Botchy Galoop]

Afshan is screeching and bleeding on stream about Tragic's polyps. And Fat Krystal? She is done. Done! She is shifting her life's mission from grifting for $840/week "to get my kid to school" to destroying anyone who makes fun of Metthew's polyps. THEY ARE THE POLYPS OF A SAINT!!!!

So instead of Saint Polycarp, Bishop of Smyrna, martyr, and patron saint of earaches and dysentery, we have here Saint Polyp-LARP, van dweller, grifter, and patron saint of pretending colitis and hemorrhoids are terminal. Got it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

out of curiosity, but I have no idea how to use the website and the first thing I saw was someone named Osama Bin Laden
referring to Lemur as the hard R so...my research stopped very short.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I'm sure these people here will eventually grab everything about you and then you will be the inheritor of the lolcow label.

a pirate drowned my kid

 

[Anonitolia]

AMERICA is being torn apart by retards like vivziepop hitler

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Yo I'm NEGL if I was a billionaire I'd just fuq Ghislane like she got mad honkers #REAL

 

[Black Man Underwear]

The brain of a stupid fat child, it’s no wonder he just plays with toys all day while his wife and previous wife cuck him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's how differential diagnoses work; you need to visit and defeat a different doctor to eliminate every condition, like you're collecting infinity stones.

Perhaps the face is not the best feature of KawaiiPancakeX .

 

[CaddestSlown]

kill yourself, nigger. merry christmas!

omg hitler is literally me.

That’s a sick ass tribal tat. Ignore the dead toddler.

I was watching through, and may God forgive me, Discord.

All these pedophiles have a thousand friends, boats, islands. Beautiful properties with terrible interior decoration. What do I have for all my virtues? A thriving posting account? The right to secretly say nigger on the Internet?

 

[neger psykolog]

Chris Chan is a foreign asset??

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Those other guys have no money. Can you make me bust tonight bro?"

Ah young romance. Like poetry. So sweet

 

[Harm]

Just to summarize it all

Leaping Lemur has a smelly penis and more than likely raped a woman

 

[Sheogorath]

First time I've ever seen a reasonable centrist position preceded by, "If anyone here has read Mein Kampf..."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Am I the only person in the world for whom porn means pictures of naked ladies, as opposed to pictures of a man with surgically altered testicles sticking his penis into the ear of another man in a bald eagle suit?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

apparently the Twitter Nazis are now mailing their memes directly to my house

 

[CallmeCicada]

Disregard this, he sucks cocks.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It is deeply funny that her ego can't stand people being allowed to criticize her.

I want to see a politician talking about the furry menace with a straight face while a bunch of guys in cartoon wolf costumes threaten to riot.

He just hasn't found the right wooing words in the right wooing combination yet.

 

[<3 norafawn]

there was so much gay porn playing at once.

 

[Ghostse]

>tfw the woman you want to destroy like a Wal-mart bathroom cockblocks you live on the air

 

[TheRetardKing]

"Hey Melonie, I just took a 12 gallon dump this morning. Want to go out on a date?"

 

[Laburnum]

"im an adult! and ur a number guy"