random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Path Wanderer]

God they are gonna so raped in jail. Great news

Kowalski, Analysis. We have a seething MADDIE here.

 

[Betonhaus]

Honestly, Tunney is more like a Primary who gave up on advocacy, but Tunney was also not a commie. Tunney's also the twink phenotype, not the AGP phenotype.

 

[Gentlebastard]

MOTION TO REVOKE COUNSEL FROM "GOOD BOY" LIST, MOTION TO PAUSE CHRISTMAS MORNING, MOTION TO GRANT PLAINTIFF A CHRISTMAS HARLOT.

My friend, sometimes I read your posts and think that if you take drugs you should stop, and if you do not, you should start.

I like that my inarticulate bullshit has been refined by you guys into an actual conversation.

a girl pretending to be a guy hates that guys pretending to be girls suppress and silence every attempt her fellow girl-guys make to speak about the mistreatment they get from guy-girls

It seems the walls of the crab bucket are closing in

We’re reaching critical levels of “that happened” Captain!

 

[JustSomeDong]

Imagine not wanting to bareback Nicki Minaj while she screams at you about Jewish conspiracy and Zion protocol.

Y’all niggas gay.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Do you not want to kill yourself doing this every day?

I will never forgive Mormons for inventing the Isekai trope in anime.

All the retards are here today!

He admitted to having bad sex with a prostitute?

I kinda want to sneak a picture of the DashCon ball pit into the files and see how long it takes anyone to notice.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

"Wouldn't wanna be unladylike when buying crack."

 

[Law]

We need asylums dedicated to just Smash players at this point.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

could you please never describe in vivid detail the sensation of being inside a prostitute again

A young homosexual shares his doo-doo water woes.

Wait, what?? FUcking foreskin RIPPED OFF???

Classic brazil showing you can have sweden levels of cucked law with madmax levels of violence

I guess those 700 dollar books he always talks about buying and constantly needs money for did not cover this topic.

See these tits? They ain't for kids. They ain't rated E for everyone.

.Sedated & Mutilated, could be a good band name for a metal band.

“Hey faggot I hate gays so I’m going to bigoted hate crime you!”

This is normal? Fags have to deal with all this just for sex. I've never been so glad to be straight.

 

[Crex Crex]

I wish I still liked girls

I read all of this and now I’m gay

President Vance is banging the fat hoe erika, that hypergamous pick me fish market hooker who fills the Charlie shaped hole in her black heart with food, and wore two sizes too small leather pants to a grieving event just to get his attention.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Why are we so comfortable with eating fish eggs, but fish cum is considered gross? Sexism, that's why!

 

[Tablet County]

I-slop can't-slop understand-slop your-slop accent-slop.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now, before we begin, allow me to inform everyone my dick still works without Viagra!

 

[dcss]

This is why I posted it (it's a picture of azula in a bikini)

 

[Dr. Butt]

perfectly combines my love of pirates with my love of gambling

 

[JustSomeDong]

Can't even call elon a nigger on the supposed free speech platform fuck my chud life

 

[Dr. Butt]

LMAO furry Republicans.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I barely know anything about this guy except he calls himself "short fat otaku" which in a civilized world would be the government's indictment and reason to execute you.

Go suck a tranny dick lardman!

 

[dcss]

How do you not see Samus in her skin tight suite and have your peen not stand at attention

 

[Dr. Butt]

Turns out, she isn't Latina at all - but Latvian.

 

[Spunt]

he's literally an omnincompetent mental retard